Marisa Susans may seem to be an average girl, but she's actually not your average girl. So when she meets Brad Du Bois, the bad boy who treats her just like any other girl, she is OUTRAGED. But then Brad accidentally finds Marisa's shirt that she dropped and.....READ TO FIND OUT!!highest rankings bc i want to flex:#5 in badboygoodgirl#8 in badboys#2 in gaslight#5 in gatekeep#19 in girlboss#69 in goodboy…
Toad and Yoshi are the most reliable cow exterminators in the Mushroom Kingdom, but this doesn't mean that things always go smoothly. Together, the two must undergo many challenges in order to restart their multi-million coin business and save the Mushroom Kingdom.Cover by @AllieUnicorn24…
A...strange story I wrote as a kid. I was a strange child. You'll see. Anyway, I never even finished it, but here's the summary I had: Poaly is in trouble! But now Telly is just looking for danger. That's the wrong choice.…
Castle servant Toad and portal expert Yoshi form an unlikely partnership after Toad finds a portal in the castle. Together they work to uncover the mystery behind a series of disappearances within the Mushroom Kingdom. Prequel to Certified Cow Exterminators.…
Hijikata meets a living mayo bottle and falls in love immediately. But when a mysterious assailant begins targeting both the mayonnaise and the Shinsengumi, Hijikata must protect them and solve the mystery of who is behind the attacks.…
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?…
Sopa Divano is by no means a normal couch. He uses his status as a couch to his advantage and peeps on women(and sometimes even men)! Conveniently, he's the main sofa in a popular restaurant, allowing him to see many women. Follow the humorous everyday life of Sopa in his quest to find the perfect butt!…
This is a book full of things that people I know (or don't know) in real life have said! I'm sharing these because they can be great out of context.Edit: in retrospect a lot of these aren't actually that funny or required a wall of text giving the context necessary to find it funny, so the better ones are now marked with a * by the chapter number…
"That's WALL for today, (Y/n). I'll cross the BORDER to your heart."…
Why won't he die?Why does she survive?Why does she care?//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////A boy who wishes for death and a girl who's constantly surrounded by death..."Look, kid, I want to do this about as much as you want me to. Let's solve that problem, shall we?"Yoshio Kobayashi wants to die. But he keeps being followed by a persistent girl who won't let him continue his search for death. There's just one thing off about her: she isn't repelled by his powers.…
If someone told you it was possible to bring a loved one back from the dead, would you accept? Would you even bother considering the consequences?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A boy who'd experienced the worst sort of pain and the girl who experienced it all multiple times...Shouto had never met someone as cold as him. But a mysterious girl transfers to the UA for unknown reasons, and when he befriends her, he begins to feel something more.…