Lame Advice From Elsie-the-Dweeb

Lame Advice From Elsie-the-Dweeb

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From one lonely, lost soul to another...you need help. That's why your looking at these books isn't it? And for whatever reason, you thought mine would be useful. Let's hope your right. Click that read button and we'll sort out all of our issues...or die trying.…

Queerbait with Misty and Lincoln

Queerbait with Misty and Lincoln

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You've seen them in Dark Prey. You've fallen in love with their ecentric, unapologetic ways. Now, Mistral and Linc are taking to YouTube! They call their channel "Queerbait" a place for anything and everything queer related. Videos where they provide hilarious coming out stories to strangers, educational videos with elder queers, and even an amusing vlog of their trip to Marty Grass! Follow their adventures as they reign over social media! You won't regret it!…

Poems From a Dweeb

Poems From a Dweeb

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A collection of poems written by yours truly, based on my thoughts and experiences from middle school through high school.…

Book of Beginnings

Book of Beginnings

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So, a while back I was thinking about all these stories I wanted to and would probably never get around to actually writing complete stories for, and I was like "Awe yeah, these are really awesome ideas, man! But I have so many so they probably won't get finished." Then, I had this wild, crazy thought. "Hey, what if I just wrote the beginning of the stories, like the first paragraph or so, and then stopped? Wouldn't that be a real hoot?" So, I made this book, and it's been sitting in my drafts for months. And since I'm in a "publish random crap" mood I figured "why not make today the day it finally goes up?"…

Satire: How to Make an Awesome TV Show

Satire: How to Make an Awesome TV Show

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Totally awesome advice on writing scripts for TV shows! It's practically full proof! ∆disclaimer: this is only meant for fun. This is not actually sound writing advice.∆…

Depressing Drabbles

Depressing Drabbles

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Every now and again I need an outlet after realizing how horrible the world really is. Everything in here will be pessimistic and depressing. If you've got a problem with that for whatever reason, these drabbles probably aren't for you. Viewer discretion advised. ∆ Warning: Light to moderate cursing ∆…

Songs by me

Songs by me

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Original songs written by me. Mostly terrible garbage from when I was 12. Enjoy anyways I guess?…