THE OUTSIDERS - ALT ENDING
A teen gang in Great Britain, the Greased are perpetually at odds with the Socks, a publicly-homoerotic group. When the Greased PonyMan (Simon Cowell and Emma Watson bionic-hybrid) and JohnnyCake (Kermit the Frog and Tom Holland natural-crossbreed) get into a scrap that ends in the death of a Sock member, the lovers are forced to go into grade 3 lockdown. Soon PonyMan and JohnnyCake, along with the incense Dallas (Just a glass jar of Dijon Mustard in a stereotypical Cowboy Outfit we stole from Tescos™️) and their other Greased butters, must condone with the consequences of their homoerotic lives. While some Greased try to achieve true public acceptance, others succumb to fatal ends.…
