High Holy Days

High Holy Days

353 28 5

A chronicle of holidays at Briarcliff. Wackadoodle time. Also there will eventually be smut because I usually don't know when to quit.…

Another Saturday Night

Another Saturday Night

253 11 1

Jude interlude. A lockdown. A smackdown. Late night shenanigans. Hot Soup. Buttered Bread. Trash talk discoveries. (Title Credit: Sam Cooke) Profanity. Innuendo. Minor adult themes.…

Punchline

Punchline

577 20 2

Could be a follow up to "Another Saturday Night," but definitely M rated. Frank and Jude interlude. Dirty jokes. Dirty language. Dirty doings. Basically smut with laughing attached.…

Something Was Different

Something Was Different

691 22 2

It's basically a Kit/Jude ship. Bless 'em.…

Learning Curves

Learning Curves

441 14 1

It's a fill-in-the-blanks. Romance? Kinda. It's about healing and forgiving and learning. And curves. Total Kit/Jude. May/December. Funny. Smutty (big fat smut). Short and bittersweety. Canon Compliant. Warnings: Language/Adult Humor/Sexual Situations/Minor Violence (There's a barfight. No for real! A barfight!)…

Absolute Reality

Absolute Reality

2,145 81 11

"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson "The Haunting of Hill House"Ultimately, this is a fan fiction about how Dr. Arden came to be at Briarcliff....ultimately.…

Death Follows the Dame

Death Follows the Dame

223 14 1

They met again on the snowy streets of Boston. Death tore them apart. Dare it bring them back together?…

Family Counseling

Family Counseling

292 9 1

Ben Harmon hosts a mother/son counseling session with surprising results. Definitely for mature audiences. Trigger warnings everywhere.…

Nobody Loves You

Nobody Loves You

304 11 1

When you get neither an impeachment nor a stripper for your birthday... It's a weird Ben/Constance ship. But not really.…

The Bimbo in Limbo

The Bimbo in Limbo

2,510 76 8

Another Purgatory story! Yaaaay! This one is for the Monsignor, whose tainted soul needs a solid savin'. Unfortunately, he's gotta work for it...in a place that's waaaay out of his element. Timothy/Jude sloooow burn. Real slow. This one is long. And very musical. And angsty with a couple of tight Lange-style meltdowns thrown in for fun. Yeah, it's kind of weird, but so am I. Enjoy!…

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

1,794 66 9

It's about perfect peace. Perfect love. Saving souls. Forgiving - yourself, and those who wronged you. It's a trip back to Briarcliff - a different kind of trip. A different kind of Briarcliff. A different kind of Jude, but still the same. Jude/Timothy slow burn. Smut's nuts (wait for it). Profanity. Adult everything. Dancing. Cooking. Kicking demon butt. Old friends.…

Libera Nos

Libera Nos

1,569 89 9

Deliver us from evil. A priest with a past fights a demonic future - with a familiar face at his side.…

Holidays Among Heathens

Holidays Among Heathens

278 22 4

Kit/Jude holiday drivel with ghosts, dressing (and undressing), and good family friendly Christmas smut for the most heathen of heathens.…

Cardinal Sins

Cardinal Sins

473 17 2

(Or: A Narcissist and a Borderline Walk Into a Salon) They were a match made in Heaven. Or Hell. Good thing it wasn't meant to be. Dirty thoughts. Errands. Coc-au-vin. Pre-series. Romance but not romance. Actually pretty dark. Sacrilege. Adult Situations. Language. Can we say Friendship and Romance ironically? Nay, I know not seams...…

Birds, Bees, Boys, Girls, and Dead Squirrels

Birds, Bees, Boys, Girls, and Dead Squirrels

272 8 1

Kit/Jude emotional rollercoaster. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll mostly cry. Lots of Thomas and Julia interaction. At heart, I guess it's a story about sex and death. But...we can say love and loss, too.…

Options

Options

202 10 1

A challenge piece: What if the demon had inhabited someone other than Sister Mary Eunice?…

Hell of a Night

Hell of a Night

363 8 1

Another smoky, noisy bar story - with a twist. Frank's having a hell of a night, and Jude's one night stand is not turning out the way she'd planned. Pre-canon but canon. Frank/Jude. Smut and fun and some deeper stuff.…

The Art of the Flirt

The Art of the Flirt

316 15 1

A short, punchy, funny, smutty Kit/Jude quickie. How do *you* flirt?…

Paulo Avis (The Little Bird)

Paulo Avis (The Little Bird)

144 7 1

The Mary Eunice origin story I've always wanted to write - how she came to be at Briarcliff, and hints of Sister Jude's softer side. Pre-canon but canon.…

Cereal Killers

Cereal Killers

254 11 1

A tale of the mythical healing powers of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and immortal love.…