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So... what happens when the entirety of the United States, as well as all of its technology (including satellites), resources, cities, military bases (both domestic and abroad), American-owned companies, and citizens (both inside the US and abroad, either on vacation or active duty military) suddenly get transported back in time to the very early twelfth century, as well as to an Earth where Berk exists... as well as all of its dragons? Would we Americans just... accept it? Would we even notice? I mean... ninety percent of the time, we're all just glued to our phones, bs-ing around on social media and shit, and 99% of the internet (in America at least, obviously), including Alphabet corporation (Google and Youtube) and Microsoft (Windows, Bing, and Microsoft Edge) is owned by Americans sooo... probably not. At least not until the news gets wind of it, then things will become a minor shitshow for a bit... until we realize, we somehow still have the internet. And GPS. And all of the other benefits that come with having satellites in space. So... would we even really care? And... how does the rest of the world cope with the US's sudden disappearance? Well, this story is about finding out the answer.(Spoiler alert: We do end up caring. Especially the Hiccstrid fans. Now that's a shitshow. In addition, the rest of the world doesn't cope. Like, at all. It just ends.)…

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In remembrance of that fateful day in US history, I am posting this story. Its first chapter went up on both Wattpad and Archiveofourown.org on September 11, 2020. Subsequent chapters will go up afterwards, but I wanted to make sure this got published on the day it was supposed to. Also, because I'm a MASSIVE fan of Zootopia, I'll be doing this in the world of Zootopia.…

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Today was forecasted to be clear and sunny all day, with maybe a slight chance of rain. So, everybody's favorite couple decides to go out and pick blueberries. Bad idea.…

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War. War never changes. Since the dawn of humankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God, to justice, to simple, psychotic rage.In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.Even the legendary Neverland was not spared from the nuclear apocalypse, as it was a real location on Earth, just off of what was once Cuba, in what was once known as the "Bermuda Triangle." Now, it's simply "The Neverwastes," a place where the laws of biology seem to break down.It is here you can find the deadly "Unicorn," the name derived from the fact that it has a long, venomous barb protruding from its forehead, like a unicorn horn. But don't mess with this beast, not that you'd want to after seeing it. Imagine an eight-legged horse, four legs on each side, but the front and back two sets are spider legs and the middle two are crab legs. Oh, and it has crab pincers and a scaly back that is also covered in one-foot-long venomous barbs, too. This all-black abomination from Hell blends in perfectly with the dark, And this is among the least deadly things you'll find here. Mutated American Saltwater Crocodiles that make Tic-Toc Croc look like a baby salamander, Twelve-foot-diameter King Diamondback Rattlecobras (Diamondback Rattlesnakes with venom as potent as a King Cobra's, with the hood to match.) who's mouth you could actually walk into, and some have, thinking they were small caves, never to emerge again, and let's not get into the six-tusked carnivorous Killer Elephant, who's main food on its diet is actually humans. Not a safe, or fun for that matter, place to live.And yet, in 2100, three humans and two fairies live here every day, making a life for themselves after their entire world crumbled away, leaving behind a charred husk of what it once was...…

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There are stories that I am currently working on. I will post them as screenshots from my original google docs, to preserve the font, as I feel that that helps set the mood, as well. This will constantly change, as I have over 100 stories in progress. And I want to preview all of them. However, I will change and update existing chapters no more than once a day each. Marked mature, because there will be swearing and violence. Tell me what you think of the stories please. I live for reviews.…

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Exactly what the title says. (Marked mature because some people might have more... explicit character descriptions)…

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This is a little drabble idea to, not only help me with writers' block, but to help be become better at my literary descriptions, because, right now, I'm just not very good at it. Will almost always be Wildehopps.…

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Title is the description.…

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A failed arrest results in the death of both Nick and Judy.…

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I really hope this goes viral. Seriously, I will be so sorely disappointed in the human race if this doesn't go viral, because the would mean humans, as a whole, have an incomplete sense of humor...…

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Help me decide which story to write.…

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...and that's why I'm not responding as often... Here's some vacation pics to make up for my lack of activity:…

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I told ya I was gonna do it! Now I'm doin' it!…

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Just a little something I did because I got bored.…

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Due to the overwhelming number of fanfictions that endanger shipping opportunities, the Fandom Ship Protection Agency was formed. Better known as the FSPA, they go into any fanfic with an endangered ship, and they fix it. There's separate divisions in the FSPA, one for each fandom, and each fandom is further divided into separate divisions for each ship within the fandom. This is taken straight from the files of the WHPA, a division of the Zootopia Ship Protection Agency (ZSPA), which is one of the divisions of the FSPA. These are their stories...…

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Nick and Judy decide to play the newest release of Slendermammal City for Playstation 4. Little do they know, the game's motto, "It will suck you in!" means more than meets the eye...…

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(Repost from archiveofourown) The Zootopia ending that's been done a million times... with a twist. (Mind the tags, especially if your Jewish. I'm serious. And sorry. They come later.)…

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(Repost from archiveofourown) What if the Nighthowler serum didn't just make mammals go savage, but it turned mammals into literal Zombies? And what if Bellwether had nothing to do with its creation? Or... The story of Zootopia's third world war. (Not sure why the cover didn't update when I updated my pfp...)…

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(Repost from archiveofourown) Judy Hopps and Finnick, along with a rag-tag group of former savages, have successfully fled Zootopia and its dictator, Dictator Bellwether, into Bunnyburrow and now must lay low or risk becoming prisoners of the law... or so they think. When a Bunnyburrow sheriff's car pulls up to the Hopps' compound, they are thrust into a civil war... and the stakes have never been higher in any war before. If Bellwether wins, it could mean the collapse of Zootopian society, and ultimately, worldwide chaos. So... who will win? Read to find out! (Now a crossover with Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare!)…