TheLightsAboveArbys

An angel falls for a human...in more ways than one.***The year is 970 B.C., and the Angel Cathetel has never felt lust, love, or heartbreak. Then, Cathetel meets Asher. Asher is a human, and unlike any other mortal under Cathetel's watchful eye, he inspires these emotions in the angel's divine being. A naive and curious Cathetel finds themself infatuated. They can't resist throwing themselves at Asher, anticipating that their angelic charm will ensure a speedy seduction. Asher, however, is more than the failed farmer he seems to be. While he's not keen on being used as an angel's one-night-stand, he knows there's an opportunity to be had in embracing his role as the object of divine affection.A rocky start slowly develops into something more, and both Cathetel and Asher find themselves falling for each other. Hard.If only Heaven and Hell would stay out of the way.…

TheLightsAboveArbys

"On June 5, at 4:45pm, I will be hit by a bus. On June 5, at 9:05am, I get hit by a door."Malika is a recent college graduate in desperate need of a job (and health insurance). The corporate world, however, is not what she expected.Two satirically different companies offer her financial security, but one offer comes at the price of her life and the other comes at the price of her soul. How can she possibly choose? Can't she just never get sick and not need health insurance or something? Does anyone actually like their job, anyway?…