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It's been years since Armageddidn't-happen.It's been years since Crowley has seen Aziraphale. Ever since the angel went missing, things haven't been the same with Crowley. He's been having nightmares. Horrid nightmares. All of them reminding him of that night.But now, after all those years, there's a new demonic presence residing on Earth and all of Hell wants Crowley to meet the Next Top Demon™.//. This is probably going to be angsty and absolute shit. Oh yeah, probably should've put a language warning at the beginning... oh well. Also, I made the cover.…

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Just a bunch of one-shots starring Aziraphale and Crowley which will probably be fluffy and on crack.PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING…

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i was tagged so i gotta do it…

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//. I might throw in a Tom Holland one shot here and there... idk…

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The year is 1991, 24-year-old Alastair Black is an irritable office worker who is really a colorful flag underneath all of the negativity. However, not only can he not show his true sexuality, but if the authorities had any slightest clue, he would be arrested. One day, Alastair's life falls apart in his hands as someone reports him to the police, after discovering all of Mr. Black's secrets. Suddenly, Alastair is considered a wanted criminal, a rebel who could reveal to the world what the U.S Government really has going on.…

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THIS USED TO BE CALLED TOM HIDDLESTON/LOKI ONESHOTSone shots involving either Tom or Loki.Not completed!!So please send plot requests!!May contain mature content.…

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Loki has stolen the Tesseract from S.H.I.E.L.D and is plotting to use it to enslave the entire human race, as King of Midgard. However, one day Loki finds the Tesseract gone and in its place, a woman. A woman who seems to have the powers of the Tesseract. Where is the object that Loki stole and who is this mysterious woman?…