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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IT'S OLD AND CRINGEYI lifted my head, staring around me groggily. My head was throbbing and when I tried to move I found my wrists bound together behind me with rough rope. I began to panic, my pupils dilating in fear when I realised I was surrounded in complete darkness. Suddenly, a door opened and light was shed on me. A figure stood in the doorway, a crazed grin on his face. "Well hello there Ian Stapleton, we've been expecting you." Kidnapped. Tortured. His captor is clinically insane, playing with his emotions and mind like toys. Somehow, Ian still finds himself drawn to the crazy creature who doesn't even seem human. No one is born insane, something terrible often happens to them. So what happened to Derp SSundee, and why is Ian in love with the person who laughs at his pain? Perhaps he's not all he seems...after all...Stockholm Syndrome can be a strange, strange thing...Uncontrollable. Passionate. Love.…

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I am three cats in a trenchcoat and you will address me as such.---[This is basically a book where I spout any nonsense I want and click Post so I can curse the world at large with it.]…

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My name is SSundee, and this is my story... Ever wondered what really happened in the Great War between Herobrine and Notch? Well, truth is, Notch didn't want anything to do with it. So it was up to a chosen few to fight against the opposition...I was never meant to be there, but my own hardships and fate brought me in to battle side by side with SkyArmy...now known as Team Crafted. But you might think you already know this story, but I can tell you...it's not what you think it is, and neither am I...…

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"Ian, what's happened to you?..." SSundee laughed and it sounded hoarse and strangled. "I am who I am Sky. You always denied it, but I always knew this day would come..." "What day?" Ty's brown eyes were wide in fear. "The day I became Derp SSundee for good..." SSundee. We've all heard of him. But what we don't know is that he isn't all he seems. He has a dark secret. He's a murderer. Well, HE isn't. But nobody knows the truth; he can't control his own body. Because, there's SOMEONE else in his mind. Someone who is murdering villagers by night and tearing TeamCrafted apart by day. Yes...you've guessed it. It's HIM...Derp SSundee...…

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This is mah life...DERP STYLE!…

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A cringey book that contains a lot of random posts that I have made that are related to my daily life. I still update it. There may be vent within, I have a lot of issues...…

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Emily and Herobrine are in a happy relationship, safe from Deadlox.~*~Sky and Blaze grow closer by the day, completely in love with one another.~*~Derp and SSundee have been finally reunited, the intimate bonds they already shared becoming stronger, bringing them even closer.~*~But in the darkest place in all of Minecraftia, great evil is stirring. The Darkness has come to wreak havoc in the happy lives of our friends, and Deadlox is back and thirsty for Herobrine's blood.Can our heroes defeat the evil approaching them even with the odds stacked against them once more?A new prophecy.Dark pasts'.Broken secrets that should've been buried long ago.It's all come down to this.***THE LIGHT WITHIN ME;SEQUEL TO THE HEROBRINE WITHIN ME AND THE LAST IN THE TRILOGY BEGINNING WITH: THE CHRONICLES OF SKYARMY~ SSUNDEE…

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The Truth Of Herobrine, are you sure you think you know everything about him?...…

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*shrugs* I guess I make trashy memes now....I've been on this godforsaken website for nearly 6 years, please help me.…

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'His face twisted into an insane grin, his pupils reddening, turning the colour of blood. Its hard to imagine that this maniac shares a suffering existence with a should be dead man. His name is Derp SSundee.'---It's been 5 years. 5 years since the horror. 5 years since the heartbreak.In a small village, on the outskirts of Minecraftia itself, Ian hides. Life has forgotten him, but he just can't forget the life he used to have. Each night brings more nightmares and everyday he inches closer to the brink of insanity. Just as he finds himself beginning to fall beneath his own grasp, he is captured and plunged back into the world he tried to forget. Because, no matter what you do, you can't hide from the past...it will always find you. And now, strange forces must unite, old grievances must be put aside, betrayals must be overcome and friendships rekindled and revoked, if the world is to ever be safe again. {Cover art by: @HoldSpaceShift}#9 in 'SSundee'…

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Headcanon: Noun (fandom slang) Elements and interpretations of a fictional universe accepted by an individual fan, but not found within or supported by the official canon/storyline.--------------Here I will be posting personal headcanons of mine related to SSundee, Derp, and their friends, Crainer, Thea, Maddie, Ambrew and others. There will be ships in here so read at your own discretion. This is all in good fun, and I hope that you all enjoy! Feel free to submit your own headcanons in the comments too, and I'll put them into the book! X3~ Squeaks…

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Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, displeased Derp SSundee, hmmm, a dash of sass, some grumpiness and a few ships...and lots and lots of confusion.TAH DAH; BOOK IS CREATED - AND WELCOME TO MY MIND!No refunds.…

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They met in the darkness of a cinema...Derp's mind is shrouded in loss and desperation, his sad past threatening to break him.Crainer is lonely, his sad heart trying to fly with another's but always falling.They meet as strangers in a cinema, fate placing them in adjacent seats beside eachother. Why Crainer thought to share his popcorn with a stranger was beyond him... But he was a sad, heartbroken stranger.Slowly, they start to get to know eachother in the hushed whispers of the cinema. Out in the light Derp's face is finally revealed.What happened next neither of them would ever have seen coming...And it all started with a bag of popcorn.…

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You've found happiness with a certain irishman known on the Internet as JackSepticEye. Everyone says you're the perfect couple; you understand each other and love one another for who you both are. However. He's hiding something from you. A curse that goes far back in his life, way before when he met you. When this curse reveals itself to you you know everything in your life is about to change. Can you still love him for who he is...or WHAT?…

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"How 'bout you? Anyone you like?" I gestured to Derp dancing to himself in the corner with a wide smile. "Him." "Who?" "The one with the crooked eyes." Crainer smiled. "Aw. That's cute." I leant on my hand, gazing at Derp affectionately. "Yeah. He is."…

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Sky sets out one night to look for his friends, only to be brutally attacked and bitten in the depths of the woods.There are serious repercussions to the bite; not that he knows.But when he does find out, how will Sky fair, as a werewolf?...(So this was my very first work on Wattpad. It has 8 chapters but at the time I didn't know how to create separate parts to the story for them, so they're all on the one part. Hope you enjoy nonetheless :3)…

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A lonely night spent camping by Howlers Peak means the team have plenty of time on their hands. So one by one, they each tell their stories of how they became Team Crafted...…

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Ian has always dismissed the idea of his and Crainer's ship as something only his fans use. But for a special someone, this could be reality, and he intends to make it so. But not for Ian...for himself.…

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"Why did I even take this job Ian?" SSundee rolled his eyes. "Because you needed a part-time job. Plus, at least you're not alone. This place is pretty creepy dude." Sky shuddered. "No kidding." Suddenly, a scream echoed throughout the deserted resturant. SSundee froze and slowly turned to look at Sky. "What the crap was that?"4 automatons. 3 men. 5 nights to survive. Can they do it?…

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The Apocolypse has begun and only two people are still alive. Can Ian and Derp survive the days to come, and will Derp ever confess his secret love for Ian?(I'm going to write an extended version of this story in the future) {Derpee = Derp x SSundee}…