"You can't lie..." Charming growls lowly that it sends shivers down Pinocchio's spine then to his wooden problem, Pinocchio gulps nervously and somewhat in arouse. The prince's gloved hand lift the boy's chin and their eyes meet. He leans forward, their lips just inches away from touching, then whispers, "...puppet."----"I did want to see the world...but I realized he is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer." Pinocchio sorrowfully mutters as he watches Charming practice his sword-fighting skills from the distance. ====The story takes place after Shrek 1 and in the beginning of Shrek 2 - while Shrek and Fiona are getting ready for their honeymoon week, Prince Charming is already preparing to rescue his princess from the dragon-keep tower but then stumbles upon a particular wooden boy.====The hell am I doing? :D…
Because I'm a horny ass demiguy who needs to do this for PRACTICE...PURE SMUT! Children are most certainly, definitely, absolutely, NOT allowed and I am not responsible if a child happens to stumble upon here!…
Somebody once asked me "when are you updating?", but no one once asked me "how are you updating?" 😣 FSo anyways I was feeling so fucking horny 4 Shrek and watched Shrek 1 over and over for 69 hours and while nutting my nut on Shrek poster I realizedShronkey was canon. It was hidden in plain sight. How? Here are the signs you dense shrekfuckers missed.…
"You have...Hanahaki, Jack." The doctor says hesitantly with his diagnoses in her hands, the tears start swelling up in his family's eyes. But Jack could only raise an eyebrow in question and obliviousness. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't know what that is."The doctor begins to explain in details carefully. "Hanahaki is a rare type of disease where someone begins coughing up flower petals because they have unrequited feelings for someone; Hanahaki Disease is a painful, slow disease that begins with coughing up a few petals, and grows in intensity and pain until the victim is coughing up entire flowers, at which point the disease has reached its final stages." Everyone in the room stares at Jack with pitiful and sad expressions, feeling sorry for the poor teenager."Oh..." Jack pauses to process the information. And after a long minutes of silence, he, out of everyone's expectations, he grins widely and cheered with excitement, "Does this mean I get an excuse to skip school?"====The loner of Valendale High, Jack Azaleas, just had the most unfortunate luck to catch the HanaHaki Disease. And you know what surprises everyone the most? He doesn't care nor did he want to ameliorate the situation; all he knows is that he only has less than a month to live before dying of suffocation and he needs to live his life right now like never before. That's right, he isn't afraid of death and he just wanna spend his last days eating gummy worms for breakfast.His family has given up on him, but his friends however (like the stubborn and nosy bunch of teenagers they are), tries their hardest to find a cure; they're going to save him one way or another...if they can make it in time.====15/15 main chapters done0/4 endings done0/1 - ??? done~Book status: ONGOING~…
