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Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decides to put the poor ex-ANBU on the case). At least his favorite cousin, Shisui, decides to help out. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore![APPARENTLY I HAD ONLY PUBLISHED HALF OF ALL THE COMPLETED CHAPTERS AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT. THAT IS WHY THERE WAS A RANDOM UPDATE SPREE.][On hold. This is no longer an accurate reflection of my abilities as a writer, but if you think you'll like it, go ahead and read it.][I plan to put it through a serious amount of editing, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.]…

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Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way.Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless.Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - -Crack treated seriously![art by MayhW on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/mayhw/art/Naruto-Team-7-724413733 ]…

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In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year...and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.[Dumbledore-centric crack fic!]…

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Dear whoever sits here next class,I'm bored and want to see if you actually reply.From,No One Important---Dear No One Important,I was bored and decided to reply.From,Someone Important---Two fifth graders, one who has the first half of the school day in one class, and the other the other half, write notes to each other on their desks to quench their boredom. As they start to get closer, the situation takes a sharp turn. Instead of the right way, it goes the left.…

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He asked me out. I accepted.[Made for the #PerfectDate Writing Contest]…

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A bunch of Percy Jackson one-shots I have written. Enjoy.[Yes, all the one-shots in here are by me. You can also find them on fanfiction.net under the username "SSSRHA"][art by mm-mina on Tumblr - https://mm-mina.tumblr.com/post/159248457232/babies-icons ]…

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It started with the new boy. It ended with me stained red. I couldn't help but descend into madness.-Post-PJO pre-HoO[art by aegisdea on Tumblr - https://aegisdea.tumblr.com/post/66967617500/peeerrrccccyyyyyyy-im-almost-done-with-the ]Contains gore, but nothing graphic Short story, short chapters…

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A bunch of Naruto one-shots I have written. Some with angst, some with fluff, some so funny they will make you laugh out loud. Enjoy.[Yes, all the one-shots in here were written by me. You can also find them on fanfiction.net under the username "SSSRHA"][art by CorryRox on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/corryrox/art/United-We-Stand-Team-7-Naruto-440762619 ]…

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After a huge mishap during the battle with Kaguya, Naruto feels hopeless, stranded in the middle of a dying world. Kurama, however, has a plan, one that's almost guaranteed to work. If only Kurama had a bit more patience and thought it through some more.Now, Naruto is stranded in his childhood, with the Akatsuki hunting him and Sasuke on the verge of abandoning the village and, to top it all off, his mindscape is distinctly Kurama-less....He's screwed, isn't he?…

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He'd been alive for eons and he'd forgotten more than he remembered. One day, someone remarkably familiar made an appearance at his home. Maybe it's about time that he once again ventured into the world. [Post-Apocalyptic AU, Immortal AU, Sasuke-centric, slow updates, experimental]Started: 11/5/2018…

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[Complete]Gabe Ugliano was a horrible person. The End.P.S. People always have their reasons.---P.P.S. Don't be stupid, of course I hate Gabe Ugliano. This is just a self-imposed challenge.Think of this as a five-minute fic. All in all, you should be able to finish this in under ten minutes (if even that long).…

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When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, he got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?!" One-shot. OOCness galore!…

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Various Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji one-shots written for your reading pleasure!…

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It happened, guys. I have been tagged. Let's see how this goes.…

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In which there is Nico and candy (which, as everyone learns, is a horrible combination).(Or: In which Nico gets a sugar rush and everyone else is trying to make sure that Camp doesn't burn down.)-[crack-fic, post-HoO pre-ToA]…

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In which Sakura realizes that, no, Sasuke Uchiha is not going to ask her out any time soon. So, she decides to do something about it. Sasuke is so confused.Strong!Sakura, clueless!Sasuke, SakuSasu, one-shot…

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"Even if I can never have revenge...I wish that I'll at least have the stars." For as long as Sasuke could remember, he's cried when he saw the stars. One-shot.…

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It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness…

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Because there is no way that EVERY SINGLE Uchiha was in the Compound during the Massacre. Itachi's got his work cut out for him. One-shot.…