The Very Peculiar Odd Timings of Oridon

The Very Peculiar Odd Timings of Oridon

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Life as a guardian angel is rough, given how humanity has more or less failed it's soul purpose of existence. Oridon has spent his entire existence training to guide a human through the challenges of life. Things turn out less than expected when he discovers his human vessel comes with human emotions, and they're different from the ones that were explained to him.…

Paul McCartney Has Wings (McLennon Modern/Guardian Angel AU)

Paul McCartney Has Wings (McLennon Modern/Guardian Angel AU)

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Paul McCartney and John Lennon were the best of friends as children, until Paul was killed in a tragic accident. Years later John still found himself struggling to live without Paul. He was ready to die, just to be with him, and on the edge of death, an angel came to him. Warnings for: major character death, drug use, suicide attempt----started May 5, 2021Special thanks to @_A-J-Crowley_ for reading through this idea I had in the middle of the night.…

Lucky Religion -McLennon Religious Cult AU-

Lucky Religion -McLennon Religious Cult AU-

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Paul McCartney is a good Christian boy. He attends church every Sunday, and goes to youth group every Wednesday. He loves Jesus, but there's another boy who has caught his eye. John Lennon. He's no good. He's a bad boy, a real bad boy. He's always wearing a leather jacket. Everything about him says he's forced into attending church but doesn't believe a word of it. But the way he stares at Paul makes the both of them feel holy. --------This is my first McLennon fic and first fic I've wrote in months. If things like internalized homophobia, religion (particularly Christianity), and shunning bother you then this probably isn't the fic for you. Started: April 7, 2021…

Stuff I Want To Buy

Stuff I Want To Buy

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I dunno most of this is on Etsy. It's stuff I plan on buying. You now see why I'm usually broke.…

All Is Well, Duckie

All Is Well, Duckie

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Francis Amel used to radiate brightness and had a way with words like no other. From his teenage years he aspired to be a poet. In times of war he brought joy to his comrades with poems of hope. It seemed like all the words were stolen from his lips and finger tips when his best friend, Roscoe Douglas, took a bullet between the eyes by a German sniper. Francis was never able to let go of the memory of Roscoe dying. Now he's known as the town nut case. It might seem like that's exactly what he is, considering he's the only one who can see the ghost of Roscoe. He's sure Roscoe is there though, and there's not one hint of doubt about it in his mind. Roscoe is one of the more friendlier of ghosts. Everything he does is in Francis's best interest. He's never wanted anything more for him, than to live. That seems like a typical wish of the dead. That just couldn't get through to Francis, who was seeming to make himself suffer every morning of his sad life. What will it take to bring words to the one who was left speechless? started: Friday November 20, 2020…

The Umbrella Academy Spoilers

The Umbrella Academy Spoilers

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SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY…

The Big Book of Send Me Something

The Big Book of Send Me Something

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Just a book of things people have sent me. Fan art and nice DMs and stuff. Hey! Maybe you want to send me something! My inbox on here is always open. Also you can tag me in art in a book on here. Or you could send me art on Tumblr. My username is xx-rayne-or-shine-xx but I also have amino and on there my username is xX-Rayne-Or-Shine-Xx except for in the Good Omens Amino where it's Aziraphale's Tartan Underwear. Cool, that's the basics! Happy making me feel special!…

Plushies, Because I Can't Draw

Plushies, Because I Can't Draw

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My plushies. Your enjoyment.…

Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots

Ineffable ~ Good Omens One Shots

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//REQUESTS ARE OPEN BUT I'LL ONLY DO DETAILED GOOD ONES WITH PROMPTS BECAUSE WRITERS BLOCK//Hey sluts. I suppose you wanna read Ineffable Husbands oneshots with occasional Ineffable -uhh whatever Gabriel and Beelzebub is called. I update when I feel like it and not working on O̶d̶d̶ T̶i̶m̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ (I finished Odd Timings now I'm working on Ballad of the Damned). There's lots of angst. A good bit of fluff. A lil' bit of Gabriel's Kind Of Literature (smut). Enjoy you marvelous readers. Started July 2, 2019…

Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- (Religious Cult AU)

Always Remember -Ineffable Husbands- (Religious Cult AU)

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Azira Phale lives in Small Town, Tennessee. He is quite similar to every other person in Small Town. They all have odd British accents, live a very remote life, only shop at the Dollar General, and go to church. People tend to be kicked out of the church if they sin too much or too harshly. That's at least what the members believe. All sins are what Gabriel and his father don't like. In a month all the members will die. This is their rapture. They'll live forever.Anthony, a former member, disowned for being gay, is determined to save his best friend (and lover) Azira, who is still stuck in cult like ways. Is time too short to save him?…

Never Forget -Ineffable Bureaucracy- (Cult AU)

Never Forget -Ineffable Bureaucracy- (Cult AU)

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Gabriel's lived his life knowing abuse, manipulation and The Holy Spirit. He's claimed to be a modern day prophet. His father is the pastor at the church. New Beginnings is what it's called. Sometimes he doesn't understand what's going on. He doesn't understand why people go missing. That was until Beezy was told to leave. He then learned where the people go.…

Are You Dead Yet? -Ineffable Husbands- (Human! Crowley)

Are You Dead Yet? -Ineffable Husbands- (Human! Crowley)

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Their love story started at a bar back in the 1940s. They were scared, alone, but found comfort in each other. Over time they knew how much they needed each other. Unfortunately Anthony J. Crowley was human, and Aziraphale was an angel. As Anthony aged, Aziraphale slowly drifted away, but their love for each other never burning out. That was until Anthony's very last day, when all light faded from his body. Aziraphale was waiting right there for him in the Heavens. Something about his eyes screamed, "Come here Anthony, tell me you love me," while the only words spoken were, "Azzie... am I dead yet?"Started: October 14, 2019 12:15AMFinishes: October 14, 2019 5:54PM Finished…

The Aziraphale Bible

The Aziraphale Bible

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Aziraphale is my religion. The pure angel is in love with a demon. Join the religion today and read The Aziraphale Bible version: 1.02…

Seeing In Black and White -Ineffable Husbands-

Seeing In Black and White -Ineffable Husbands-

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"It's a privilege Aziraphale, not something you're just given. Unfortunately for you, you're the only angel who doesn't get to fly." ~GabrielCenturies, Aziraphale had dealt with the abuse for centuries. The way that all the other angels treated him were horrendous. They treated him like a joke. It was funny to them to try to snatch one of Aziraphale's feathers every time he walked past. It was funny to them to make the occasional joke about his weight. It was funny to them to tease about his little habits. He just didn't fit in with the rest. They never accepted him, and he just had to accept that. Crowley didn't know the full extent of the way Aziraphale was treated. He didn't know that Aziraphale's wings were in a terrible condition. Not until he found Aziraphale bleeding on the floor after he tried to clean his own wings. Crowley listened to Aziraphale talk about the way he was abused. It was at that moment Crowley realized he needed to take better care of his angel. He was ashamed of loving Aziraphale, but now he'd let nothing hold him back. Nothing would hold him back from protecting the angel either. He swore he'd do all in his power to make the angel feel good about himself. He just wanted to make Aziraphale love himself. Crowley didn't want to see Aziraphale suffer.…

-Klaus X Dave- My Love Drug

-Klaus X Dave- My Love Drug

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They met back during the Vietnam War. It was brutal for the both of them. Klaus Hargreeves had accidentally time traveled back to the war. That's where he found himself warming up to what he saw as a perfect boy named Dave. They fought together, drank together, and even shared a few little secret kisses. Even more was the fact that Dave did the exact same thing drugs did. Klaus was one of the children of the Umbrella Academy. For years as a child he was abused in training. He had to get over his fear of the dead, especially since the dead were something he'd have to live with for the rest of his life. He wasn't too thrilled about conjuring dead people, and the only way to block them out was to turn to drugs. The war opened the door of seeing dead people again, and there were a lot of them. Klaus felt like he couldn't escape. Not unless Dave was around. Dave kept him from seeing the dead. This lead to the both of them falling in love.Started: February 25, 2019Finished: March 28, 2019…

-Reylo- His Hostage (Crack Fic)

-Reylo- His Hostage (Crack Fic)

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Kylo Ren has kidnapped Rey and is holding her hostage till the resistance surrenders. Rey finds herself to be intrigued by her kidnaper though. It turns into a pretty strange relationship. It's pretty much Stockholm syndrome.You guys have trashed the comments with your dirty Reylo jokes. Good job I love it. This is the ultimate trash fic. Started August 6, 2017Finished December 14, 2017…

-Reylo- You Don't Get Lucky Twice (Vampire AU)

-Reylo- You Don't Get Lucky Twice (Vampire AU)

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"Where am I?""You're my guest."Rey looked at the pale man in front of her. Moonlight spread across his face. "Your guest?"Rey had no clue that the man in front of her was the vampire she had been running from. And that over all, he wasn't so bad.…