Nutella_the_Great

" I thought vampires hated garlic.""Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter.""Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?""That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash."_________________________________________🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬_________________________________________All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences. She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK!Cover by:Randomsweetstuff…