THE RANDOM BOOK OF RANDOMNESS

THE RANDOM BOOK OF RANDOMNESS

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Just a bunch of random stuff, have fun and stay wild.…

Captain Jack Sparrow in the 21st century

Captain Jack Sparrow in the 21st century

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The title says it all, enjoy.…

Scarred For Life

Scarred For Life

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You (BTW your name is Julie and you're as old as Jack is now) were the long lost twin sister of Captain Jack Sparrow and had been severely traumatized by your family's fighting and witnessing a majority of Jack's beatings from his grandmama. One day, you decided to set out and find your brother. Read to find out more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

A New Beginning

A New Beginning

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Since the day they boarded the Silent Mary, Lesaro, Moss, Magda, and Santos never gave a second thought to their Capitàn, Armando Salazar. They were so loyal, in fact, that they even stood by their Capitàn during the Devil's Triangle curse. They were loyal to a fault. But it wasn't enough for Salazar. When Henry Turner slashed Poseidon's Trident and broke all curses, he still wanted to kill Jack, and as a result, left his so very loyal crew to die at the bottom of the ocean. Then, all of a sudden, when the ocean walls close in, the four wake up in the 21st century. Free from their Capitàn's control, they decide to start new lives. But what happens when Salazar comes back from the dead asking for forgiveness? Read to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Night at the museum one-shots, head-canons, and stuff

Night at the museum one-shots, head-canons, and stuff

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The title says it all.I'm open to requests.…

I Love You, Steven Hyde

I Love You, Steven Hyde

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Your name: Whatever your name isYour age: 17Your hair: StraightYour hair color: BlackYour skin color: WhiteYour usual outfit: Tight black corset boots, black shirt under a black jacket, black jeans, and black socks. You move to a new neighborhood with your dad and meet a group of teenagers and you start falling for one of the guys. Read to find out more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Joey X Female Reader

Joey X Female Reader

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After you (20-years old) decide to move to New York to become a writer, you go to Central Perk cafe and meet a certain group of people. Will you fall for one of them? Or will you guys just be friends? Read on to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Seinfeld Headcanons and One-Shots

Seinfeld Headcanons and One-Shots

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The title says it all.…

R.L Screams

R.L Screams

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Roxy won a short scary contest held by famous Goosebumps author R.L Stine. She brings along Bender, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Roberto to come to his house for a day of fun. But how will the trio get out when they get trapped in Stine's tricky riddle room?!!? Read to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Mrs.Saperstein

Mrs.Saperstein

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There's one thing, one question that's on every Parks & Rec fans' minds: Who the heck is Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa Saperstein's mother? She's never seen, and she's only ever mentioned once. So, you gotta wonder.Who is she? Why isn't she involved in the lives of her twins? These questions will be answered in this fanfic. ****When Jean-Ralphio gets a girlfriend, 23-year old Emily Brooks, his friends and family couldn't be happier. And his father, Lu Saperstein, couldn't be more relieved since he'd been begging him and Mona to move out. It seems like everything is good. That is, until a woman claiming to be the twins' mother shows up in Pawnee. While Jean and Mona are ecstatic to finally meet their mother, Lu is worried. When Tom questions him, it turns out he's been keeping a family secret for years. With the help of his friends, Tom attempts to unravel the craziness that is the Saperstein family. I own nothing but Emily and Mrs.Saperstein. Everything else goes to the creators of Parks & Rec.Started: December 19th, 2019…

El Cuarto Misterioso (The Mysterious Room) head-canons and one-shots

El Cuarto Misterioso (The Mysterious Room) head-canons and one-shots

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A head-canon and one-shot book that nobody asked for! Enjoy. I hope fans of this show enjoy this book.…

Jack Sparrow meets Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Jack Sparrow meets Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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I got nothing, have fun reading.…

Night at the museum Role Play
Depression: A Parks and Rec fan-fiction

Depression: A Parks and Rec fan-fiction

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Ever since Ann's Halloween party when Wendy announced that she and Tom can get divorced in a few months after she received her American citizenship, Tom has been feeling depressed. It didn't bother him at first, but after that night at the Glitter Factory, it really started to affect him. Not wanting to burden his friends and coworkers, he kept it a secret and tried to continue with life. But some secrets don't stay buried forever.Natalie Mason is a broken 25-year old woman that got transferred to the Parks department in Pawnee, Indiana from her crazy life in Las Vegas working as a government assistant. When she meets Tom, she gets a feeling in her stomach. A feeling she thought she'd never know. Can these two damaged people find solace within each other? Or will their problems keep them from true happiness? Read on to find out.…

Lesaro X Female Reader

Lesaro X Female Reader

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"You can have everything if you let your fears leave you like water leaves a waterfall".Name: Your NameAge: 21Looks: Picture In Chapter 2After a storm sends Salazar and his crew into the 21st century, they have to figure out a way to get back to their time. But what happens when Lesaro meets a girl and falls for her? Read to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Salazar and his crew are alive in this fanfic.…

The Newspaper Murder

The Newspaper Murder

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When 15-year old newspaper boy Matthew Broderick is found dead in the wee hours of the morning on June 18th 2012, all suspicion falls on the City Sheriff Clay Thomas. He says he's innocent, but Matthew's family is certain he's the one that killed their son.16-year old Vern Haley is a Sherlock obsessed girl and was Matthew's best friend. When she heard about the case, she decides to put her detective skills to the test to solve it. Can she prove that Clay is guilty? Or will this case run cold? Read on to find out.(This is gonna be a different format than usual, so I hope you enjoy it).…

Cliffside

Cliffside

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Three kids are sent to an overnight summer camp. But after two weeks of camp the kids figure out and realize that the camp owner (Mr.Reed) is a psychopath. So now Matthew, Alexandrea, and cousin Andrew have to convince the rest of the camp and escape before they are killed by Mr.Reed.…

Tyler and Bella

Tyler and Bella

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Tyler is a 17-year old boy who's falling for Bella, a 17-year old transgender girl. Problem? Tyler's family is homophobic and transphobic.They threatened their son that if he associated with anyone in the LGBTQ+ community, they'd disown him. Little do they know that their own son is pansexual. But Tyler doesn't care. He loves Bella. And he'll do anything to be with her.…

Loki X Female Reader

Loki X Female Reader

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(Now, before you guys read this story, I just want to tell you something. I don't know much about Marvel so please bear with me here. Also, basically all the characters who died in Avengers: Infinity War are alive in this version).When an accident with the Infinite Stone for Time sends Loki to New York City, he has to find a way to get back to Asgard. But what happens when he meets a girl? And what happens when he starts to fall for her? Can he even fall for her? Read on to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Runaway

Runaway

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She's DONE it. Mom has drove Walt, Larry, and Igner to runaway. They pack up all their stuff, went to Las Vegas, and got a hotel room. Not long after professor Farnsworth tracks down the boys, brings them back to New New York (Futurama fans will get the joke), put them, then him in a dream state, and Walt, Larry, and Igner get a glimpse of Mom's childhood. Will the boys return to their abusive mother? Or will they be runaways forever?!!? Read to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…