Phone Guy's Pizzeria

Phone Guy's Pizzeria

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A series of One-shots I did to check if anyone would even be interested in reading my story and to see if I get the characters right! Has parts of "A Guard's life" in it and should be read first! x3First Chapter: As usual when he has spare time, Phone Guy's thoughts start to wander off. It isn't all bad, here, right?Second Chapter: Why would anyone work at Freddy's? Sometimes out of desperation, sometimes out of curiosity, sometimes out of ignorance.Mike Schmidt could sign on all three reasons.Third Chapter: In which Vincent prepares for his masterpiece.Oh, and he kills a woman and pretends to be in a D A T I N G S I M! Fairly usual stuff.Last Chapter: Jeremy enters the restaurant for the first time at the day... what people would be willing to work in this insane place?On the other hand: How bad could the other Guards really be? Small update! "A Guard's life" is out and basically the continuation of this clusterfuck! Check it out if you like how I write in this one!…

A series of stupid ideas and (mis)fortune, hosted by an Orange Guy

A series of stupid ideas and (mis)fortune, hosted by an Orange Guy

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After years of not ageing and generally having no reason to still exist, Old Sport gets once more called by his Phone-friend and told that there is one last chance to create Freddy's right. Of course he agrees.Turns out it isn't all that easy to keep a business running, while an obsessive serial killer tries to get in.Or confetti costs about 3000 dollar.Or you have no idea what you're doing in general. Note: On the friendly advise of Dragonblade122 aka JadeDearden, I will crosspost the stuff I write from AO3, so if you come from there, you already know this story... but if not, then I hope you enjoy! (I'd actually be interested to hear which website you prefer, so do tell me where you first find this and which website you prefer!)…

A Guard's life

A Guard's life

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The (mis)adventures of three guards, two Zombies and about hundred dead kids.Most of the personalities are inspired by rebornica, Old Sport, Dave and Phoney belong to directdoggo (check out his games... especially the second one!)(edit:)OHFUCKINGHECK!LOOK AT THAT COVER!SOMEONE- specifically the utter gracious Lucille_Sklodowska- APPROACHED ME AND ASKED IF THEY COULD REDRAW MY LITTLE COVER THING, TO GET OVER ARTIST BLOCK.AND NOW LOOK AT THE RESULT. I AM SCREAMING! THANK YOU SO MUCH! People drawing or creating in general with me in mind is always making me freak out, you wouldn't believe. Here is the link to the DA and the picture in specific! https://www.deviantart.com/lucille-sklodowska/art/A-Guard-s-Life-775962157…

Fnaf One-Shots for lovely people

Fnaf One-Shots for lovely people

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Just want to have a fun way to say thank you to those lovely people taking time reading my stuff and spending time with me in general! Plan on making it pure Fnaf, but who knows... Come in, take a look, maybe you'll find something you'll like... if not I'll make it for you! x3…