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Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunning both humans and other demons, yet for the past three hundred years they had lived with the vampires. It was necessary, following the death of their beloved baby sister Anna. Their grief over Anna's death drove them to madness - life with the vampires was all that had brought them back from this dark insanity. And so for three centuries they had bowed to the vampires, called them Master and Mistress, but no longer. Tonight, everything would change.Lilian Van Schattigdame was the company's top salesman in Eastern Europe. He was also their only salesman in Eastern Europe. Had there been others, his top salesman status would likely have been in doubt. He hadn't actually sold anything at this point. Oh, and he was also his boss's wife's cousin's nephew.Count Dodrescu requires a maiden, to fulfill a ritual and serve as the vessel for his beloved Mirela's demon soul. Renfield needs to supply his Master with a maiden, to gain favour and achieve immortality. Daciana and Ilinca need to prevent Dodrescu from finding a maiden, so that he will not discover they are Mirela's murderers. So what happens when all that anyone finds is a guy named Lilian?Prettiest Vampire alternates between horror and humour. It is possibly the scariest - and funniest! - vampire story you will read this year!…

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Best friends Larry Talbot and Steve Frank are touring Europe with a stop in Bistritz Romania, "Spook Central for the entire planet!" Together with their new friend Gwen Williams, what begins as a fun evening turns to murder and mayhem as they have to deal with ancient gypsy curses (and even more ancient gypsies), sarcastic Romanian Police Detectives, horny werewolves, carnival hucksters, trances and cages and chains and screaming and barking and naked gypsies!Bride of the Wolf is Part II of the Transylvanian Transformation Series by Lori Ellis. It occurs at the same time and place as Prettiest Vampire, Part I of the series, but is a separate story with different characters. Either can be read first, as long as you understand that you will want to read both!Bride of the Wolf switches from horror to humor faster than you will be able to breathe. It is the most horrifying, and hilarious story you will read this year!…

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During World War 2, the Nazi forces established a secret base deep within the mountains of Transylvania in order to perform terrifying experiments with forbidden technologies. The Allies needed to send one man to stop them, but who would it be? James Bond? Indiana Jones? Captain America? How about... Flight Lieutenant Roderick Williams of the RAF! Whether he's falling from a plane, fighting a seven-foot Teutonic terror, or charming a beautiful SS officer, Roddy is the only man you'll want for the job!Seventy years later... German industrialist and former Nazi beauty queen Valeria Engel is recently deceased, but is expected to make a full recovery. And with the aid of WWII super soldier technology, she plans to redefine the term super model! Unfortunately she hasn't counted on interference from the original Frankenstein monster, two incompetent henchmen, a 95-year old duty-bound RAF pilot, a bewildered mad scientist-turned reluctant teen guidance counselor and after-life coach, and Steve Frank, an American student on vacation who, in typical Transylvanian fashion, ends up sharing more than a drawer in the morgue with the bereft Bavarian beauty.Frauleinstein is Part III of the Transylvanian Transformation Trilogy by Lori Ellis. It occurs at the same time and place as Prettiest Vampire and Bride of the Wolf, Parts I and II of the series, but is a separate story with different characters. Either can be read first, as long as you understand that you will eventually want to read all three!^..^ ^..^ ^..^ ^..^ ^..^ ^..^ Frauleinstein© Lori EllisNo part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without express permission from the author.This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living, dead or undead is coincidental.…

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Ellis in WattpadlandBy Lori EllisWattpad author Lori Ellis is simply trying to get a bit of writing done on the weekend, when she gets sucked into Wattpad – literally! Finding herself chased from story to story, Lori learns firsthand what a dangerous world she and her fellow authors have created. From vampires to dragons, from Starbucks to alternate dimensions, from damsel in distress to butt-kicking cheerleader, Lori has to keep her wits about her if she’s ever going to get out of this!Ellis in Wattpadland is Lori Ellis’ tribute to Wattpad and the outrageous group of people who populate it with amazing stories. Whether she’s reliving a story, rewriting a story, or just doing a bit of shopping with a favorite author, Lori’s unique approach to any situation will leave you laughing!“I hope you recognize your favorite novels, characters, and authors in this very different sort of fan fiction! If not, please find the author’s links in the chapter dedications and read the original stories. I’m sure they will soon be your new favorites!”xox,Lori…

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"Hey, I'm a Super Hero!" is a collection of short stories by some of Wattpad's top authors.I think that everyone dreams at some time or other about having super powers. What powers would you want? What would you do with them? Would you be a hero or a villain? You could choose from DC Comics or X-Men or Avengers or Misfits, or maybe you want to go old-school as a witch or sorcerer or vampire or werewolf, or really old-school with the powers of a Greek god! In the first story of this collection I get the powers of Mystique, the X-Men villain capable of transforming into other people. What happens in the rest of the stories? I don't know, because they haven't been written yet! I plan to challenge my friends and fellow Wattpad authors to write their own stories to add to the collection.I don't know what they'll come up with, but I bet it'll be fun!xox,Lori…

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Locker LoveBy Lori EllisThe English Teacher Movie ContestWattpad has challenged its authors to write a comedy screenplay (1500 words or less) about high school romance. Hey, I love a challenge! And if I can’t get one funny story out of my high school love life, then what did I waste all those teenage years for? Wish me luck (and a few votes plus favourable comments wouldn’t hurt either!)xox,Lori…

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It occurred to me that I need a place to keep all the random ideas that cross my mind. Those weird ideas that are never going to be a story all their own, but don't deserve to be left neglected on a cold hard drive forever. So I can't say for sure what you'll find here. Hopefully it will be amusing, though!…

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Lori Ellis' split personality leaves her and is released upon the Internet to follow her own path.…

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What starts out as a typical interview of Lilian VanSchattigdame, lead character from the Lori Ellis novel ‘Prettiest Vampire’, becomes a demonic free-for-all when the other characters show up wanting to be heard! AndreaPorcelainDoll, interviewer of numerous Wattpad characters, has her hands full with two homicidal harpies and the vampire Count Dodrescu himself, but it’s nothing she can’t handle.Then AndreaPorcelainDoll interviews Lori Ellis herself, as the two girls head out for a wild night on the town!Two quick reads, but they will keep you laughing for a long time!…