SUSIE
Susie was just a normal ancient octopus-genetically modified siren hybrid until the Granola Bar King messed up her world. Will she be able to fix it?P.S.: Ask no questions.P.S.S.: Read it. Love it. Or else... Sadness😿…
Adventures of Ballwin
This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs.It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life.So, read on!Rankings as of 6/22/18:#339 in wtf#209 in silly#276 in highfantasyP.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.…
A Salmon Named Bennie
Bennie the Salmon was just a regular fish-well, except for the fact that he liked a little grass on his waffles. Otherwise, he was just like every other fish in Falunapuna. Well, until the Ukulele Council summoned him, turning his very normal (and slightly boring) life upside down. Now, Bennie must deal with ukuleles, robot trash cans, the Purple Parrot, and the Red Egg Shoe.Read the book to see if he can deal with it!P.S: I can definitely write the best descriptions. Wow. Great.…
Gym Floor and Garbage Can: Best Friends Forever
You do love this masterpiece, right? Right? YOU KNOW YOU DO!(I'm so sorry...)-Ballwin Watterson was created by my friend, @grayshoes1. Blame her.…