Wattpad comments are always funnier than the actual content, I think this is something that everyone thinks is true.So I just took a bunch of pictures of these: "So-called-hilarious-Wattpad-comments".It's mostly just a bunch of Fangirls fan girling .…
I have no idea.Basically this is just a bunch of bullshit mixed together.WARNING:This has a lot of swearing,I guess.There's a reason this book is called "Random Shitposts"-It's because everything here is quite shitty, and I am far too lazy to write more about this.…
"______, do you know what soulmates are?""Of course I do, _____!""A soulmate is your fated person, the one that you are supposed to be with! (...At least that's what I think it is...)""Oh, and what is the 'Hanahaki disease'? I heard Miss ..... talk about it, something like 'Oh, the poor girl... Why is fate so cruel to her...?'. Why did she sound so sad...?""Uhhhh... I think the hanahaki is a disease you get once you fall in love or something... Apparently, you puke up flowers or something...""Oh? Why do people think that it's a disease? Flowers are lovely little things! They're beautiful! They smell awesome, as well! They can't be mean!""Geez, I mean, I know that you liked flowers, but calm down! (Also, I honestly don't know, either...)""Oh, come to think of it, how do you know how someone is your soulmate?""Weeell, around the times that you are 3-7, you can see a looong, long red string that shows you where your fated person is!""Is that why you always run off to nowhere every day? Do you feel your soulmate?""Well, yeah! That's... basically the embarrassing reason why I run away...""So, you can see your string until you are 7?""Yup, that's basically it! Hey! I think that you are finally starting to understand it, stupid ____!""So, uhhh... you start seeing your string when you are three...?""Weren't you paying attention to what I was saying!?! But, yeah, you start seeing your string when you are three... Why do you ask?""Well, why can't I see my own string?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hanahaki! AuLying flower! AuSoulmates! AuShips consist of:KacchakoOne-sided Bakudeku…
O o f e t y o o f y o o f .(I just told you something in my very interesting language, the OOF language.)Oofert.Anyways,Welcome to hell.My art is S H 1 T .And I have no idea why I made this.Please don't hate on my horrible art.N S F W. S H 1 T. I S. N O T. A C C E P T E D. H E R E !!!Seriously!I can't handle that stuff!!!Let alone DRAW them!!!…
I honestly have no idea lmaoo-ANYWAY,Welcome to my special hell!Here I will write EXTREMELY shitty one shots!HURRAY-sO,I can do:FluffANGST 👌👌👌NO CAN DO:SMUT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)LEMONS-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Like seriously!I am far too awkward for this shit!Anyway,Thank you for checking out a seriously bad book AND seriously bad writer who has little to no confidence!…
That title was quite long.O O F E T .I don't really know, I sometimes imagine a lot of stories.So maybe I will post a bunch of stories that appear in my head for no apparent reason.(Scratch that, My mind is a creative mess.)I don't fully want to forget every single story I imagine , you know.So yeah.A fair warning though,A lot of my stories will definitely be sad,So prepare your hearts,And prepare for the feels,So prepare for the FEELS.>>:)))…