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Gideon is a fourteen year old boy who wants to know the real tea. Camelot has a lot of secrets to offer.1. The prince's manservant has magic and everyone knows (except the prince)2. The prince is in love with his manservant and everyone knows (except the manservant)OR The Office if it was Merthur in Camelot..."Shouldn't you be doing- do you have a job?" The two turned to him."I don't have a job. I'm fourteen. Mum makes good money in the kitchens and I just stay out of trouble." Sir Gwaine raised an eyebrow."Oh, you do a good job of that, do you?" He blushed. It wasn't like he had been arrested yet."How do you come to the banquets if you're not a servant yourself?" Merlin was gawking at him as he asked. It was the most emotion he had had on his face for days."Shouldn't you be more concerned about yourself? The love of your life is over there getting courted." Gideon pointed over his shoulder.…

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Some angels are assholes. Gwen never prayed before, but she might start now if it meant getting rid of the angel on her shoulder. Unfortunate circumstances lead to an eternity of being stalked by an angel, which wouldn't be so bad considering he's pretty cute. Except he's a pain in the ass, and eternity is a very long time.…

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"Sometimes following your heart, means losing your mind." I was always a small wolf. Really small. People often called me fox because I was so small. I understood the danger, I couldn't run like the others, I couldn't howl like the others. I couldn't survive like the others. It was a sensitive topic for me. I often blew up about it and demanded everyone stop treating me like a baby. This was my mistake... I got lost in the woods. I was barking and howling and doing anything to get their attention. I got the attention of some humans. Too fast everything went and now I find myself petted and collared in some boys bedroom. Can I also mention that it's my mate's room? And that he's human?•°*☆Thank you for hitting 175k!☆*°•#3 in puppy tag!…

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"Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. You've just got to assume you'll be there to figure it out."Karissa has a relatively.... normal life.Well if you consider strangely submissive Alphas, ginger fallen angels, a possibly gay brother, really- REALLY cute vampires, creepy Hungarian dudes with- is that? Is that a mustache? Holy crap that's a - okay, off topic. Really hot- maybe Spanish?-Demons, seriously annoying bitches, pinked haired witches, THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE, a sarcastic wolf, a fur color unique to her gender THAT APPARENTLY MEANS I GET VIOLATED WHENEVER THE F- calm down, calm down, there might be little kids reading this!, and a little boy who doesn't speak.What else did I- oh yeah.I'm- I mean, She's also a werewolf. ★If you don't like sarcasm and swearing and violence- go away. No, seriously, don't read it. Save yourself★Best#Werewolf #207 / Humor #260…

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*°•♡•°*EROTICA SHORT*°•♡•°*Dean is a girl. Everyone thinks she's either secretly harboring a penis or rolling for the other side. Trust me, I'm not; but sometimes I kind of wish I did.I'm known as- er. Rather I'm the 'unknown'. But that's good. Great for my job. Smooth whispery voice, soft personality by day- strong, teenage superhero by night.Now I don't do much, but talking kids out of suicide or panic attacks or the insomnia ridden is a hefty job- with a great pay. No matter how hard it gets, it's always seemed worth it.Until some idiot who can't sleep calls me up asking me to moan.(WTF!)Yeah, no.…

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A dark and stormy night is not all that it seems.…

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In which Castiel is a vulgar, drunk Cinderella and Dean is a charming prince.…

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"I used to stare at the clock wishing it could reverse.Now I'm just hitting my head against the wall hoping to forget it all."~Based off 5SOS's Amnesia~…

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There's always that really cute boy that you've never really met, but you know him like the back of your hand. The fact that his right dimple is deeper than his left. Maybe his eyes are so confusing because you can't really tell if they're hazel, green or blue. Or maybe they're brown but they've never looked directly at you. Maybe this boy is the barista at your favorite coffee shop. Or maybe he's the shy guy at the back of your chemistry class. Or maybe he's neither, and maybe he doesn't speak English. Maybe his hair never changes in the last four years you've known him. Maybe you've wondered for the last four years if you should sign him up for English classes. Maybe you decide to communicate with him in a different way. Maybe Love letters, maybe sign language, maybe you try learning Spanish. I tried something else. I never expected it to work, much less actually bring me that much closer to him. But somehow it did, and instead of doing what any normal person would do like maybe one of the above, I go for something else-Febreeze Wars.Because the colored bottles filled with poisonous scents have never been so well understood.*Note, Febreze™ is trademarked; Febreeze is the same but my creation. *…

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"I may have sort of accidentally, not exactly, possibly for the second time, set someone on fire." Imagine getting dumped in front of 750 guests. Lucie Clare was this close to the perfect life. Dream guy, dream honeymoon, dream house, dream in-laws, and dream future- supposedly. That all came crashing down when David Angelo said clear as day, "I don't" in front of her family and friends . Lucie doesn't know why this happened- all she knows is she's not letting him get the best of her. In fact, Lucie cashed in the money on their honeymoon to Hawaii and has set herself up some big city fun. She never liked the sun anyways- she'd rather be dancing in the rain.In Vancouver, BC, Canada, Lucie meets Thomas. Thomas is eccentric; he dips his ketchup chips in Pepsi, goes to the pub every night but never drinks, has a knack of pissing off the worst people, has lighten someone on fire- twice now, knows how to ride a motorcycle, speaks 7 different languages, has legitimately slept with a guy, actually rocks the socks with sandals look and most importantly- he's not afraid to get a little wet.~o0o~This is not uploading anymore as of yet. All but the first 5 chapters is up for right now.…