Prepare to quake before my eminence, for this is my diary! The keys will be returned to their rightful demonic owners and we will do wonderful things for Meatworld. Now kneel before me and let my diary guide you to a new and exciting dimensional barrier.My dream soulmate and ruler of rulers? Yours to guess and mine to disclose.Peace out mortals!…
Ask me anything!…
As devoid as we are of a sentimental 13-foot chameleon with a rock collection, a hilariously overpowered fatty with an electric ax, or a sexist space thot with less brain cells than an easily butthurt Potterhead, we're the very definition of lit. From "Batman Begins" to "Birds of Prey" and beyond, we are the DCEU. Why the DCEU is vastly superior to the MCU. I mean of course, the reasons are practically limitless, so I'm limiting it to one or two hundred. Needless to say, a warning be issued to MCU snobs who may cry out in rage as their heads ring with newfound knowledge.…
Dark magic is one of the most powerful things in all the realms. And yet, all magic comes with a price. It can creep up inside you and consume you. That's what happened to her, but she needed a change. It wasn't going to be easy, but she had to do it. She had to do it just for him. Only him.…
We may not have a lightning scar or a geeky hero, but we have stuff even better. Why Star Wars is better than Harry Potter. Any Potterheads who might take offense to this, you've been warned.…
While I agree Harry Potter is better than Twilight, a counterclaim is made here. That is, if you prefer cheesy stick wars over well-written vampire romances. Or just hitch a ride to Middle-earth. You won't regret it.…
The S.M.S.B. is back, but now they're all a lot older. In this era of peace, Baby Intelligence, now going by Master Intelligence, continues to train the group. Among them is a new member named Red X, whose powers could be more than meets the eye. And at Bast Castle, a past enemy is planning to return from the dead and seek revenge. And if the NoHeads return to power, chaos will follow.…
The ten biggest mistakes that fans, or Potterheads, would torture me for pointing out given half the chance. But it's still true.…
This is my theory on why certain forms of media are the same.…
Brace yourselves!…
Anakin Skywalker's perspective of "Revenge Of The Sith." It's time to finish the prequel trilogy!…
I uploaded the Top 50 six months ago today, so here's the full list, expanded and updated!…
Nine-year-old Annie McRae has seen much through the adventures she's found herself in, but never did she think she'd meet a socially awkward outcast with blue ears. But at a play during Summer Break, she does. But when both of them meet up at summer camp, and are later captured and enslaved to two villainous fiends, they must work together or be destroyed.…
How I think "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" should have ended. It takes place right after the Volturi battle.…
Ronald Potter's first year at the Jedi Temple. Ron's one dream is to leave home and attend Pilot Academy like his brother, father, and grandfather. But just as he is mysteriously denied entrance to Pilot Academy, he is invited to attend the Jedi Temple--a school that he didn't apply for and that only recruits 1-year-olds...until now. Now under the tutelage of Master Yoda, Ron learns that he possesses more strength and potential than he could have dreamed.…
Ronald's second year at the Jedi Temple. He finally survived his first year, leaving him to think his second year would be a breeze. He couldn't be more wrong. Ron feels like he's drifting away from his friends, and it only makes matters worse when Ron discovers he's not the extraordinary pilot he thought he was. When the school bullies take Ronald under their wing, he decides they aren't so bad...or are they? This year, Ron will have to survive another encounter with Darth Vadermort, alien poetry tests, menacing robots, online bullies, more lightsaber battles, and worst of all, his apparently traitorous crush, Annabeth.…
This is my entry for June's writing competition. It begins with a time I don't want to forget, as high-school began in a middle school building and adulthood is currently three years away. It is a story that will never end. Besides most of the names, this is all 100 percent true.…
Rotta and Greg Hecks have a baby, unaware of the powers he possesses. Finally they abandon him, but he is adopted by the police and trained to be a superhero. Baby Intelligence is born. He promises to train other babies who have unusual powers, knowing there ARE others. The S.M.S.B. is born!…
A hilarious dialogue about how the duel could have been. It leaves off when Darth Vader is talking to Palpatine; meanwhile, Obi-Wan sneaks aboard Padme's ship, hoping she will lead him to Anakin. There, Padme discovers the grim truth about the man she loves, while Obi-Wan finds the hate-filled monster he must try to destroy. As always, comments are appreciated!…
What if Facebook existed in a galaxy far, far away?…