April Fools Crackfic
Floorencia is in love... but it is forbidden. Dun dun dunnnn…
Floorencia is in love... but it is forbidden. Dun dun dunnnn…
Grian can't escape the massive amount of guilt from what he did. He did it for a good reason... right? There's also the small matter of a past enemy coming after him. Again. Life doesn't get any better than this.Ren is a guinea pig. He hates it. He's tried everything to become a human again, but it's just not working. He's starting to lose hope.Bdubs is absolutely perfect in every way... okay, maybe he's not. If he can't start controlling his powers, he might end up cursing all of Hermitcraft and beyond with endless sleep, which might not be the worst thing. And what's more, he's been having dreams. But he can handle it. He's perfect, remember?Thalia and Percy are too similar. Annabeth says they act almost like siblings, but when she falls off a cliff, the "enemy" part becomes more important than the "friends."Tango is bored. He's out of redstone. Unfortunately, his communicator is stolen, and without it, he can't tell Xisuma he needs to go back. And he needs redstone to make it. Instead, he's stuck in the world of gods, monsters, and mortals, and being dragged into everyone else's problems as well.Gem is lost. The only good thing that's happened to her since landing on Circe's island is meeting Reyna and Hylla. Other than that, it's been pirates, monsters, and ending up in an unfamiliar place that's similar to Camp Half-Blood, but not quite the same.------This story is on Wattpad and Wattpad only. If you are reading from Teenfic or another site, then what you are reading is stolen. Come over here to Wattpad and read it for real!This is the third book of a series. Previous books: Camp Hermit-Blood; Camp Hermit-Blood: The Sea of Monsters.This is a Hermitcraft and Percy Jackson crossover fic.There is no shipping in this book except for canon PJO ships such as Percabeth.Cover art is not mine!Enjoy!…
Event by @JacarandaAzolotl477 ! Oneshots every couple days, hopefully I'll be able to finish them all lolSome may be fluff, angst, flangst, or just on crack. It's hard to know what my brain will put in digital paper.…
it's pretty self-explanatory :)pretty much just oneshots, drawings, and other randomness related to Hermitcraft, Empires SMP, Third Life, and AfterlifeAlso, I'm a strange person so these oneshots are NOT going to be normal...May contain death, blood, lack of author brain cells, ect.I will add tags as I add storiesCover is a random thing I found on Google Images, pls don't sue me…
I have a whole ton of OCs, from my main and favorite one to completely random ones who nobody has ever seen before. Behold the glory of the OCs(if you are one of the people who roleplay with me, this will contain quite a bit of backstory with the characters you have met...)Most of my OCs are related to a fandom somehow. I will state in the oneshot which fandom. I just didn't really want to put my OC oneshots with my other ones, because people don't read oneshot books for OCs, and also most of them are not MCYT. So yes.…
I'm bored okayand also my science class is hilariously idiotic…
The thirteen rulers of Empires used to be, well, rulers.Now, they are nothing.Catapulted into a new, strange world called Teyvat, circumstances pull them apart. They become wrapped up in strange conflicts, fighting with strange people over strange things. They become new people. New identities. They make friends. They make foes. They forget.The different paths they take all lead to the same place. Only when new enemies surface, and they begin to regain the power they lost, do they start to question which side they're really on.…
Idk I'm too lazy to write a description rn but it's a pretty short story only a few chapters…
*trumpet fanfares*I PRESENT TO YOU, WRITING CONTESTread for more information!…
What if some Hermits went to Camp Half-Blood? Who would their godly parents be? Would they go on quests? Would they make friends with the characters in the Percy Jackson series?this is kind of like the Hogwarts AU but with Camp Half-Blood from Percy Jackson and the Olympians instead.I own nothing. All characters, settings, etc. belong to Uncle Rick and the Hermits.hope you like Greek mythology...7/17/22 - #1 in #grian7/4/22 - #1 in #goodtimeswithscar4/21/23 - #1 in #hermitcraft9/28/23 - #1 in #geminitay…
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU WONDERFUL SAUSAGES…
Behold magic month the sequel to monster month hooray…
After an accident with a creeper, Blue wakes up in Third Life with no supplies and no memory of how she got there. She makes friends... but she also makes enemies. Enemies who will stop at nothing, even to the point of killing their own allies, to win.But Blue realizes that there are worse things to deal with than the Sand People and the Red Army. Not only do those problems inhabit and influence Third Life, but Blue's home as well, watching from the shadows...Blue finds herself thrust into a fight she never knew existed. Betrayals, losses, and sacrifices await her as she battles for her freedom and her life.Life Hearts is going to be book 1 of a trilogyGreat to read if...- you're bored of Hermit POVs- you want more Third Life fanfics (like I do)- you're bored in general 🙃I do not own any of the characters in this book except for Blue, my OC and main characterAny ships are already at least semi-confirmed, like Joel and Lizzie and the Flower Husbands - I feel a little uncomfortable shipping people even if it's only their characters and not the actual peopleAll art in this book is mine…
Everything seems fine after the Hermits return from Camp Half-Blood. Until the moon gets big.Then, everything crumbles.Undead mobs start spawning in massive quantities. The Hermits don't think much of it - they just kill the monsters as usual. But when one of their own is out to get them, the seven demigods are forced to return to Camp Half-Blood to protect themselves and their friends. But they find that things aren't quite right at camp, either.Characters, settings, and some lines are not mine. All credit goes to Uncle Rick and the Hermits. Cover is also not mine, just a thing I found on Google when I searched for a hippocampus picture.(Oh my goodness that sounds like a horrible band name or something)…
comedy, angst, possibly fluff if I'm feeling it. Either way, Halloween oneshots yayyPrompts from @JacarandaAxolotl477I'm probably not gonna be able to write one of these every day so yeah don't expect any miracles…
wheee lucky you you get a qna without a qna…
Blue is in the clutches of the Watchers. And one of her friends *is* a Watcher, and Martyn betrayed everything he knew, and it's tight and claustrophobic and annoyingly shimmery and...Basically, she has a lot on her mind.Gem, meanwhile, is dealing with a bunch of rowdy Last Lifers getting into her world, her twin brother getting "inspired" by an untrustworthy source, and of course, three missing people: Blue, Grian, and some guy who everyone seemed to hate named Martyn.But there are a lot more problems to solve than those. People and things that are supposed to be gone return, secrets that everyone would rather keep hidden are uncovered, worlds full of citizens are destroyed, and friends who have so much to live for die.Most of the problems can be traced back to the Watchers, which is why Blue and the rest of the Listener's Chosen are determined to defeat them. But things aren't always what they seem, and it's easy to get sidetracked when there's more than one villain.If you haven't read Life Hearts (book 1) or Evolved (book 2) go check them out. This will make a lot more sense once you've read those.…
HOORAY WE HAVE BEEN HERE FOR A WHOLE YEARso I'm gonna have an art contestrules, deadlines, theme, etc are inside :D…
Blue thought it was over. She thought Third Life was just a dream that she had somehow shared with fourteen other people, and that she could now live her life in the Empires, united with her family and friends once again.But the Watchers aren't done with her yet. Or anyone, in fact. The past is more important than anyone realizes, and if they don't accept it, then they're doomed.TW: blood, scars, wounds, death, implied swearing but not the actual words (does that need to be in here?)…