IncognitoSprklDorito

I have not written anything in about two years so let's see how this goes down. 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏It had been a long time since Donkey had someone to call a friend, much less a roommate. So yes, maybe this friend acts like he hates him. And yes, maybe his friend's girlfriend is a cheating little bitch. And okay fine, yes, maybe, hypothetically, this friend is the reason he's having a full-blown bisexual crisis and nothing is the same anymore. And okay, yes, most concerningly, this friend of his quite possibly wants to be reincarnated as an onion. But it's been so long since someone didn't recoil in disgust mid-conversation with him; he cannot fuck this up too. 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏Back by concerningly high demand by irl friends, welcome to You Make My Freak Flag Wave. Heavily inspired by the work by my much younger self and a friend I am no longer in frequent contact with, "Shrek: A Fanfiction"…

IncognitoSprklDorito

So, under KOTLC Thoughts and Theories by me (I deleted it but I'm keeping the oneshots), duh, I wrote oneshot prompts for the Unlocked countdown. Each day I will complete the one for that day. Cause why not?This is gonna probs suck, but I've got nothing better to do, and writing is fun! So yay!…

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This was written over a virtual sleepover do not judge we're just young girls pulling an all-nighter. All rights reserved to Dreamworks for the masterpiece that is Shrek. Without further ado, we present, Shrek: A Fanfiction.…