I Don't Wike It: The Cliches and Sterotypes of Wattpad

I Don't Wike It: The Cliches and Sterotypes of Wattpad

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No! Not the cliches! Aah they're killing me! (Figuratively, of course)Here's a book filled with me rambling, ranting, and giving 'advice'. It's funny-ish, I promise!(Also, most of it was written years ago by wee little idiot me. Older me joins in after the 2nd Awkward Author's Note, and it gets a bit better. Maybe)…

3 | We Who Survive the Apocalypse | ✅

3 | We Who Survive the Apocalypse | ✅

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***Sequel to "We Are Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse"*** The late-January cold is seeping into the bones of Wynne, Seth, Izzy, Mara, and newcomer Hudson as they wait for a seemingly impossible reunion with Doyle, Rogan, and Pirate in this third installment of the "Survivors" series. Ghosts from Izzy's past come back to haunt her, revealing her turbulent history, and a new and mysterious girl joins their group. +++ *Featured #1 in Adventure* #21 in Adventure…

Terms and Agreements (on hold indefinitely)

Terms and Agreements (on hold indefinitely)

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"Can I leave now?" I asked. "Are you sure you want to?" He purred with a crooked grin. Most girls would have swooned, but I'm not most girls. "Go away." ~~~ Meet me, Alison Juarez, a sarcastic, antisocial, and highly-opinionated girl who would rather stay at home and watch Lord of the Rings than go out and hang with a bunch of my peers, or, affectionately described by me as "drunk, sweaty, stupid, nutcase teenagers". Enter Mr. Hot Stuff, the most popular, and according to popular opinion (though not mine) the hottest guy in school, and a peculiar game with even more peculiar tasks, and what do you get? Alison Jaurez playing a stupid game with a guy she doesn't even want to give the time of day to. Isn't that reason enough to start reading this thing? (If not, there are Harry Potter references) ~ *on hold indefinitely, probably forever ngl…

2 | We Are Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse | ✅

2 | We Are Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse | ✅

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***Sequel to "I Am a Survivor of the Zombie Apocalypse"*** It has been a month since Wynne, Doyle, Seth, and Izzy, reached Finley, the only safe haven for hundreds of miles around. Finley is a great place, and they have beds, food, clothes, electricity - anything they could want. But pretty soon, with the disappearance of one of her friends and the strange actions of Matt, the leader of Finley's right-hand-man, Wynne realizes that things aren't as they seem. Highest Rankings: #18 in Adventure #19 in Adventure #485 in Action…

1 | I Am a Survivor of the Zombie Apocalypse | ✅

1 | I Am a Survivor of the Zombie Apocalypse | ✅

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Wynne Randall is alone, fending for herself against hordes of zombies. Looters killed her dad, and she can't trust anyone. And she's fine with that. But then she gets into a situation where she has to choose between being alone and letting someone die, or saving a life and having to trust. Highest Rankings: #11 in Adventure!!! #13 in Adventure #346 in Action This story has a sequel! Check out "We Are Survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse" on my profile!…