The Horny Bible of Papi

The Horny Bible of Papi

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The Horny Bible of Papi is also featuring the iconic, Juggalesus 😍 AH PAPI, IM BOUT TO KUM!!! 😫😫😫…

Maggot-Infested Bacon

Maggot-Infested Bacon

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The official sequel to Bacon Purse.…

Flavortown... 🥀

Flavortown... 🥀

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A Guy Fieri x Gordon Ramsey story... 💔…

Gamblin' Hicks

Gamblin' Hicks

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A little 'love triangle' between the reader, Ellis, and Nick. May contain a 'ur mom' joke...Cover art is not mine!…

L4d2 x Reader one shots

L4d2 x Reader one shots

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You can make requests and I may or may not choose it to write. I'm not the greatest at writing characters that aren't utterly satire or disgusting (all of my works are good examples of this) so, just a heads up, these characters may be a little out of character. Chances are, there won't be any smut. I know, I know, but I am not super good at writing any smut. Also, I do NOT need my family or friends reading any smut I wrote 🤠 because my POOKIE knows my fucking wattpad user-…

Therianthropy: What it is and Isn't.

Therianthropy: What it is and Isn't.

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covering the basics of Therianthropy!…

CookBook of Heart Disease!

CookBook of Heart Disease!

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This cookbook wields ALL the recipes that are incredibly unhealthy but reasonably simple to make. Having a cheat meal? Don't have the will to make a large meal? Want something tasty and easy to make, while knowing who made it and how it was made? Want something sweet? Something salty? Then you can find some recipes here! Recipes that I have fucked up enough times until perfected and written down here. Many of these are perfect for Alaskan winter days or warm summer nights, where the sun is out 'til midnight. And no skimming through lots of stories that aren't important for the recipe. Just short intros and easy to read recipes.…

Bacon Purse

Bacon Purse

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Peppa Pig x Bobby Hill fanficthey met in a park, Peppa puked in bobby's mouth, bobby shat in her hands, she dragged him into her bedroom, ate Goerge pig's corpse, she attacked him, he shoved bacon up her poosay, Peppa died, bobby got a Dave's special, shat everywhere, and then ate an accidentally aborted fetus. read it or i will shit in your eye.…