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One day I thought to myself, "Hey, I wonder just how bad of a zodiac story I could write." This is the result.Contained within these digital pages is the most terrible, cliche-filled, self-insert ridden, biased, melodramatic, and just overall badly written zodiac story ever to stalk the zodiac stories of wattpad.Reading this book may cause severe head trauma, lowered brain function, and the compulsion to bury your computer under twenty feet of cement.Please see your doctor before reading this book if you have any serious heart conditions.I would say "enjoy", but you won't.You have been warned.…

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Poll time! What's the best element? What's your worst personality trait? Could you take the roadrunner from looney tunes in a fight?Come here for the fun and joy that comes from answering questions, and data analysis! We have cookies!…

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Are you looking for wacky space adventures? Well this is the place for you!In this apply fic, your characters will make up the crew of a spaceship as it explores the galaxy. Get ready for laser space fights, time travel hijinks, questionable space anomalies, obviously fake cardboard sets, and much much more!*Star Trek-inspired, but not Star Trek-verseUPDATE: Yeah, so you may have noticed this book hasn't updated in a while, and I don't have plans to continue with it. If I do, I'll let everyone involved know.…

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I think the cover pretty much says it all…

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Thirteen kids go missing from a summer camp and find themselves with strange tattoos, strange abilities, in a strange forest with no stars."I think we can all agree that... what the hell is going on?"A group CYOA- explanation insideNOTE: This story has several complete chapters, but is now archived, and unlikely to be revisited.…

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Virgo: Hello everyone! Welcome to our book about-Sagi: THE ZODIAC SIGNS! *Does jazz hands*Virgo: ...yeah that *does jazz hands*Libra: *Face palms* Guys...Leo: Stop hating on jazz hands, Libra! *Does jazz hands*Gemini: What is the point in jazz hands? *Does jazz hands* Okay, that's really fun. *Does jazz hands* Help I can't stop! *Doing jazz hands*Capricorn: Hey, can we try and focus? We don't want to make any readers leave because of Gemini's weird obsession with jazz hands.Pisces: So, basically, this is just a bunch of stories involving the zodiac signs. That's pretty much it.Scorpio: Okay, so we're done now, right?Cancer: Yeah, I think so. Have-Aries: Wait, but I didn't get a line yet!Aquarius: Neither did I, Aries, not everyone has to get one.Taurus: Hold on, but by saying that you just gave everyone a line... okay whatever. Hope you all are having a fabulous day, and please check out our book!…

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Disclaimer: This story contains:-12 poorly written characters who unironically dab-One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics-A fish named Charlie-No fourth wall-Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE-LEO-LEO LEO LEO-Narcissistic much?-Shut up Aries you wish you were this fabulous-Lol-Can you guys stop doing this? This is the story's description and we don't want potential readers to think we're weirdos or no one will read our story.-Ughhhh fine Virgo you ruin everything-Byeeeeeee-I apologize on their behalf. Please do not judge us on our idiotic friends.-Dragons are real-...stop-Peace out folks-Okay this description is overNOTE: This story is archived, meaning it was written a while ago I don't intend to revisit it. Though chapters would build off previous ones, it did not have an ongoing plot, so you can read it without worrying about it ending in the middle.…

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You win. You finally broke me.…