Niall Horan is having a hard time. His butt hole is totally chafed, and Harry Styles totally has a sacred artifact that makes its owner sexually irresistible, and can only be undone in a big ass fiery lava hole called Mount Doom. Things only get worse when Harry imprisons Niall in a steel cage and forces Niall to eat his own feces. What is a boy to do?…
Hello dear friends. I'm Doctor Josef R. Daneeka, inventor of the Lips, Nips and Hips line of cosmetics and the Warsaw Skin-E diet pill, world renowned surgeon, generous lover of my wife, and friendly neighbor. This screed, this angry little book of lies, exists solely to discredit me, my family and my work. I have no doubt that my corporate enemies (Procter & Gamble, I'm looking at you) are behind this propaganda. I tell you now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: I have never spliced human DNA with extraterrestrial DNA; I have never manufactured human clones; I am not an opiate addict, and I most certainly do not keep my wife locked up in my cellar with a rhesus monkey.The (most likely invented) teenager protagonist herein, is a thief and a con artist who will play upon your sympathies in order to manipulate you. Moreover, his tale is nothing more than seedy, smut. While I, like any good citizen, cherish my gay comrades, the deviant author of this work wants to infest your children's minds with his debaucherous story of teenaged gay sex and drug abuse. Abstinence, dear friends, is all that I preach. Abstinence, and a deep love for God.Please, friends, avert your eyes.Oh, and for you ladies out there. Can't seem to get rid of those pesky zits? Fear not. Krazy Koncealer can blitz those zits, lickety-split. Permanently! Available at any pharmacy near you!Fantabulous cover art by : @Ferret-bird…
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Joe Biden knows that his best days are behind him. Once a studly young senator brimming with passion, Joe hears the echoes of his final steps in the great cathedrals of American liberty ringing in his ears. With all of those years spent in politics, you'd think that Joe would have had tons of steamy man on man action, right? Wrong. But things change when Joe has a chance encounter with Jeb Bush. An unexpected kiss sends Joe into a tempest of shifting political allegiances, cover-ups, conspiracies, corporate sponsorship and elemental magic.Will Joe's fear of his own aging body overcome him? Will he find the gay love that his true heart has always desired? Will Hilary Clinton ever successfully cast a cloaking spell?The answers, Joe finds, rest... across the aisle.…
Three young men return to their family cabin and discover that a strange being has taken up residence there.…