To get in the Christmas spirit& if you're traumatized. I wouldn't have written this if my sister hadn't told me toI made myself laugh while writing but it's probably not very funnyIf you ask "why" at any point then my job is done…
ignore this unless you're teaching me or learning with me or I guess want to look at my notes for whatever reasonif you want to teach me a language, just let me know! if you want to learn from notes I take, add this to your library.If you want me to teach you (what I know of) a language, let me know.(The only language I probably actually can teach is English to German speakers)Languages:English (native language, fluent)German (not yet fluent, can write & read okay-ish)Italian (beginner)French (I'd like to think I'm learning something)Russian (I know a couple letters...)Norwegian (I'm beginning today)American Sign Language (hopefully eventually)(last updated: 6/8/20)…
Read the title :)…
I will make some memes.I will find some memes.I will put the memes here in this book of memes.Memes.(Cringy ones probably)…
This is kind of a mix between the ideas of Inside Out and Sanders Sides, but you don't need to see either of them (though I highly recommend you do so, because they're both amazing). The main character is "Me" and most of the other characters are emotions and stuff. This will hint at some serious topics as well, or maybe even flat out say them, but if I'm doing it right it'll also be funny (though the type of funniness will probably depend).…
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY READ PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS, THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS, AND HARRY POTTER!!! Percy Jackson loses his memory. Again. He is being attacked by people with weird tattoos. He soon gets a letter telling him to go to Hogwarts. He finds Annabeth and Reyna there, and they're the oldest first years in the history of Hogwarts.And there are two missing students.Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger.Watching the movies does NOT COUNT as reading the books!(But I'm not the boss of you of course so feel free to ignore all of this)…
Warning: People can and have gotten hurt while (because of) reading this story!Alternate warning: Reader might be subjected to falling out of chairs because of laughter and acquiring injuries as evidenced by author's uncle's experience reading this story. :PA bunch of stories that end the same way. I don't know why I'm making this. Don't question my weird mind.…
In this story, the Harry Potter prophecy is really about both Harry and Percy. Same old, same old....Harry and Percy are twins, sons of Lily Evans and Poseidon. Lily and James got married when she realized she was pregnant.They both live with their muggle (and mortal) family, the Dursleys. The twins had to depend on each other (and only each other) their entire lives to survive. Everything changes suddenly as they started receiving mysterious letters...(Mainly follows the plot of The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, mostly from Harry's perspective. (3rd person POV though.))I'm going to put this on ao3 as well at some point. Past chapters are being continually edited when I have the time to help get rid of younger me's cringe, but nothing too big will be changed without a notification about it.…
Two twin brothers of Hades go to the camps, one at each. Then, Percy gets framed by them for killing his friends. After spending a while in Tartarus, he manages to escape, but he will never the the same.And then there's Hogwarts....Percy Jackson and Harry Potter crossover.This will be a Percabeth thing, even if Annabeth is dead.…
I've seen a few of these, so I wanted to try and write one.Summary:Percy Jackson, a twelve-year-old orphan, lives at a mental hospital, as he has for years now. He has many mental problems, including depression, insomnia, and more. Haunted by his past, his only refuge is in his studies and books, despite his ADHD and dyslexia. However, his already terrible life gets even worse once he has to go to Camp Half Blood... His best and only friend (Grover) is taken, the threat of war on Olympus grows with each day, and everyone else is apparently obsessed with not letting him live his life.Cover by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
Bad stuff happens at Camp. Percy is betrayed. Not by Annabeth or some of the other kids, but by the new kid. His friends encouraged him to run away.Percy is no longer Percy anymore. That kid who betrayed him changed his life. He is a new person now. He is in Chaos's Army.Yet, parts of his old life remained. Some of his friends that he failed to save, he is able to make it up to them.The campers don't like the new Percy when he is forced to return. And Percy is unwilling to forgive them. Percy is no longer Percy. And he will never be Percy again.Cover by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
So I saw this idea and I wanted to try it out.Percy is abused and when he is still young, his mother is killed by Gabe. Sally asks Artemis to raise Percy.I know that this isn't the most original idea, but I saw it and wanted to try it out. I don't really have it planned out, but read if you want. . .Cover by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
Ships: UkPr (at least mostly) and mentions of past UkFr and probably others too. Also GerIta or something, too.Tense: Present.POV: Usually Arthur (First Person).The Lame Description: Arthur is the well-known punk at his school (despite being relatively new there) that has lived with his older brothers since their mum died. He is known for always getting in fights, breaking the rules, and listening to/playing music.In reality, though, there is more to him than this. He has many things he can never bring himself to show, possibly no matter the consequences.No one needs to know that he has to work multiple jobs because his brothers resent him and won't help him, or that not all of his injuries are actually from fights.People shouldn't know that he is only this way because of all of his suppressed emotions, or that he rarely lets his food stay down after eating, if he eats at all, or that he is utterly and completely in love with his boyfriend.And, if Arthur can help it, no one will ever know that he has practically given up on life.These days, music is the only thing he lives for.…
Percy Jackson and Avengers crossover.Book one: The Shadow.Percy Jackson lived with his pig-like stepfather, Gabe. He is really smart, and even skipped three grades. But things start to change once he reaches sixth grade, and not necessarily for the better.Percy Jackson has many names, many personalities. So many, that he doesn't exactly know who he is anymore. Over these books, he has to find himself.Cover is by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
Because Daily Quotes failed miserably…
This is a Percy Jackson Harry Potter crossover written by me, @England_From_Hetalia.Warnings: Death, Sadness, Blood, and more Death. . .Read at your own risk.Cover by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
This contains suicide. Like, it's part of the main plot. The title was supposed to be poetic about how the nation is now only technically alive in the memories of the living and despite not being around anymore they have a huge effect on everyone. In other words the nation that committed suicide has faced and what's left is Just An Echo.So yeah... XD This was a fail.I'm gonna ignore accents because I'm lazy, and while I'll try my best with the plot, the actually writing will probably done at 3am on Wednesday nights after long, stressful days of school or band camp.Comments and criticism are amazing and welcomed!!!…
Perseus Jackson is actually the eldest god----- the twin brother of Hestia.He somehow managed to not be eaten and helped overthrow Kronos.Thousands of years later, he is living a good life with the Hesperides. That is, until Heracles (NOT Hercules) came.Cover by @rAnDOm-caPitAls…
Cover by @fanofbooks020508Perseus Jackson. The hero. Running around with that sword, killing monsters left and right, even though he is still not even twenty.But Percy has a secret. Percy is not a he. The correct pronoun for Percy is "she." Percy. Short for Percia. She was born and identifies as a girl, but throughout her life, has been forced to pretend otherwise (*cough* Gabe *cough*).But Percy is done being Forced To Hide.Percy is female in this but is the ONLY character in this fanfiction with a different gender than in the books.This is Percabeth (PerciaxAnnabeth).Do not get Percy confused for a transgender person in this. She is not trans in this, though I probably will be coming up with a Percy Jackson fanfiction with a trans character sometime soon.Anyway, I hope that you enjoy the story! :)…
-Rated Mature For Language Only-Sam is an openly genderfluid 12-year-old music lover with OCD. That's all people tend to care about, but it's not what defines Sam. Sam knows there's more to who they are than just this, but it's hard for them to focus on other things when everyone else always focuses on this small part of them. Sam is always visibly stressed and upset, being the sensitive person they are.But then, Sam meets Martha.Martha is a partially transitioned transgender 12-year-old troublemaker. She can understand Sam, but has learned how to keep her true emotions from showing. Martha bottles up how she really feels and projects something completely different to the world, because it's all she feels she can do. She hides that her emotions are eating her from the inside, slowly wearing her down.But then, Martha meets Sam.…