NO ONE WILL (SHOULD) READ THIS

NO ONE WILL (SHOULD) READ THIS

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I highly advise that you completely skip the beginning it's 130% cringe.It gets better towards the end I promise. Just read (and vote because I know where you live and I will steal your cat and eat your hamster)…

Ask Some Random Person's Child

Ask Some Random Person's Child

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Ask a baby anything.This baby has no parents idfk where he came from whatever…

Stupid Questions I Ask Myself on a Daily Basis

Stupid Questions I Ask Myself on a Daily Basis

2,122 94 32

I don't expect an answer, but I'd love to see other people pondering on my silly and serious questions...…

PkSunshine

PkSunshine

686 41 12

You thought I was joking.…

No One Loves Us So Let's Be Gay Buddies [Earthbound, Mother]

No One Loves Us So Let's Be Gay Buddies [Earthbound, Mother]

1,039 42 3

Lucas is a homosexual male. Lucas loves Ness. Ness is a heterosexual steak. Ness does not love Lucas. Tony is a homosexual unicorn that poops rainbows. Tony is obsessed with Jeff. Jeff likes bottle rockets. Not Tony. At all. So, Lucas and Tony become friends. Or, gay buddies to be exact.…

Random Shit Poetry Stuff

Random Shit Poetry Stuff

363 18 17

Just some poems I write when I'm bored af in study hall. Thanks for reading, I guess. I really would appreciate some feedback. DISCLAIMER: YOU MIGHT GET TRIGGERED OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW HOW SENSITIVE AND SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JUST BEAR WITH ME. Also, not all of these are about me, I promise I will put something saying that they're about me if they are. So, don't worry about me. Alright, see you mofos later!! :D…

My Book of Shitty Oneshots

My Book of Shitty Oneshots

234 9 2

zoop badoop don't read thisThere may be some gay in a few of themNo smut sorry…

After- Mother 3

After- Mother 3

186 13 2

Lucas is has finished his adventure and is now trying to fit back into the world he has renewed. But that's hard when half of your family is dead, and none of your old friends want you alive and breathing. BLOOD. BLOOD. LOTS OF BLOOD. BAD WORDS. DON'T GET TRIGGERED BUT THERE IS A LOT OF GAY HATE IN THIS. I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC I PROMISE.…

What Just Happened- Clausten [Earthbound/Mother]

What Just Happened- Clausten [Earthbound/Mother]

182 10 1

Lotsa stuff goes down in your head. Your ginger-covered head. You think of stuff. Stuff... meaning him. Language, some stuff, boyxboy, yada yada yada. Okay, see ya.…