P Writes Poems for Internet Points
sorry for the cover, looking for a new one! Will be updated gradually with new poemsApologies for the lack of capitalization and punctuation, will edit once all poems are published…
Welp Some Ugly Guy Kidnapped Me (On Hold)
"Welp... some ugly guy kidnapped me" I turned around and left them all gaping, eyes wide. What was there to say? That I was kidnapped and taken to a top secret facility hidden under a grocery store? That it was because I was the special one? Number 7? The one granted more powers than any sane man could fathom? Or that, amidst all that, I fell in love?No, there was nothing more to say other than that some ugly guy kidnapped me. *WARNING*: This novel may contain peanuts and/or other allergens including but not limited to; pickles, walruses, aliens, pina coladas, and Brad. If you know you are allergic to any of the aforementioned allergens, please DO NOT refrain from reading this book, as it poses no harm to the general public. However, if you seem to be related to any form of piglet squid, we must kindly ask you to return to the ocean or your car will be towed and you will be responsible for dragging it back from the depths of hell. Thank you. Ingredients: mature language, ugly bald men, an LGBTQ+ side romance, nosebleeds, bad decisions, and physical harm to pickles. #22 in "pina" #444 in "slime" #51 in "Ugly"YEEEEEEEEEEET*[amazing] cover by Sayjenerate…
For the Love of Death (Rewriting)
HI HELLO I AM REWRITING THISThis is my first draft and it's horrible. Please go in appreciating it for what it is: a rough rough rough rough draft. It will need to be rewritten several times to be tolerable and if you're sticking with me you get a great big air hug cuz this writing stuff is hard Here's one of my first summaries of my first draft. Please use your cringes sparingly. ~~~Lara could best describe herself as normal. Not too wild, not too weird, not to popular, and not too quiet, either. Good parents, good grades, good life, until they weren't, and Lara's whole life collapsed through a flutter of wings. With the line separating reality from imagination dissolving under her feet, Lara's thrust into a morbid journey of love, life, and, of course, Death. Death felt too much. That was his problem. It always had been. Now, millions of years into his existence, he's balanced his emotions, hid them and put up a front, matched the stereotypes of the Angel of Death. But when the constant anonymity of Death falters, he meets the one girl who can bring his emotions back to the surface in ways he didn't think possible. ~~~~~LGBTQ+ themes proudly exhibited in this novelTrigger Warning: Contains one or multiple instances of death, depression, suicidal thoughts, suicide, rape and anorexia. Cover by @meha_k…