The Art of Needing Flowers
[featured]❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞❝Just give me the order.❞❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞❝That's beside the point!❞❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞❝Well, do you?❞❝Um... of course...❞❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞❝...❞____________________________________***updates twice a week on random days so keep your peeled! ((:***» featured on humour's romcom list.[COPYRIGHT © 2017, 123itsmeee, ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED TO ME.]…


