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➳ ❝ Coz zodiacs are straight-up aesthetic. ❞ - ᴀʏᴅɪɴᴀ ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs, 2ᴋ17. ➳ Replacing the "Would You Rather?" book, because moi has lost all interest in it.(Told you I'm a bad writer lmao)➳ The first Zodiac book where you can actually possess two Zodiacs.How? Check the first chapter. ➳ Updates slower than a turtle's pace.➳ Cover by moi and @aeshit- (my lil sis who I love to death ❤)➳ WARNING : Info about your zodiacs can be true OR false since I'm gonna get most stuff online. (I'm not Hagakure, yo.)So don't get triggered. *shrug*Also, no negative comments if someone's sign has something bad written against that.The stars are not always in everyone's favour.➳ Have fun and keep being astrothetic! 〜♡…

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Every character has an aesthetic of their own. They just need to find it.And I'll help them find it.~~~~~~~~~~❥ A one of a kind character aesthetic shoppe where yours truly makes aesthetic edits for any character, be it existent or non-existent.If yours truly's edits are plagiarized, then she'll blacklist your arse. *evil grin and surgery knives in both of her hands*To get started, hit the "Read" button and add this book to your reading lists and library.Copyright by @A.Artemis, 2017.…

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ebullience ( : ɪˈbʊlɪəns) ~ bubbling enthusiasm(As in ❝ The ebullience of the Plastics on receiving sarcastic compliments is indeed, a joy to behold. ❞)❝ ι'м acтυally noт вeιng ғυnny, ι'м jυѕт really мean and people тнιnĸ ι'м joĸιng.❞>>This is just a safe haven for all the sarcastic, anti-plastic, originally ironic souls as the Queen of Sarcasm (tis me) shows how it's like to be a sarcastic, anti-plastic, and originally ironic soul in this sensitive, PLASTIC, and copycat world.<<>>Contains random shiz like tags and stuff that doesn't belong in any of my books<<❝ ¢σρу тнαт, ¢σρу¢αт? ❞Cover by Yours Truly (and that is why it is horrible)…

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*Cover by me :3*Welcome one and all to 'The Teenage Ranto$phere-With Two Times The Trouble'!!!(Okay, that took a lot of my energy *yawn* and too many Ts in that sentence.)Anyway, as I (and many, many, many other people on Wattpad) have said before, a teen's life is not easy. At all. In fact, it's a really glam, spicy and dramatic affair. ;DIn short, I decided to continue my rant book and this is the result!Thanks to all the people who bothered to vote and comment on my earlier book, Troubles Of A Typical Teen. This one's for you!Read through this for a shitload of teenage (and author speak) hilarious randomness.Hope you can relate and enjoy!Cast :Aydina as the SHSL RantessEveryone else as the fabulous audience…

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>>Cover by @surreptitious--<<(Check out her graphic center :3)~~~~~~~~~❝ We don't lose memories, just the ability to remember them. ❞~~~~~~~~~(Previously titled ❝ Little Miss Multitasker ❞)Contains :--info about this girl which she is putting in this book before she forgets.-how to make a good friend out of this boring lady (if you wish to).…

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Hajime mashite,I'm Ikusaba Mukuro (or Smelly Mukuro as my sister calls me) and I'm very grateful to her for allowing me to put this story up on Wattpad. I hope you like it, even though I don't care if you don't.*Author's note :-Don't take her seriously, that's just how she is. I really hope you actually like it. *…

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Haven't written a description yet!One of my fresh works :DCover by @LadyBirdCookieHighest Rank : #79 in Humor…

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"Emotions are an obstacle to human progress."Hailee Summers, a "filthy rich" Wisconsin girl, decides to move out of her parents' place, and go to New York, all at the age of 16-to master the art of detaching her emotions from her surroundings and look glamorous while doing it.In no time, she earns the reputation of being the "Elsa" of Jacksonville University, with her emotionless but exotic features and all-time coldness to everyone around. She always prefers to stay by herself, with a book as her best friend. The reason? "At least they don't lie and break everyone's hearts, like people do."Maximillian Chase or Max, the most cheerful, talented and easily the hottest guy in campus with his million-dollar smile, on a friend's dare, takes up the challenge to pierce Hailee's cold, hard shell and bring out the real Hailee hidden inside. "After all, I never lose, and this won't be any exception."Will he be able to thaw her icy heart? Read this book and find out.…

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"All my life I've been good, but now,And ohohohohohohoh, I'm thinking, What the Hell?!?"- Avril Lavigne, What the Hell (2011)People say a teen's life is easy-full of entertainment, parties, adventures and void of responsibilities.This book is here to prove them wrong. Totally.Read and relate through this really funny book, and show your support by voting and commenting your hearts out while you're at it! ;)Highest rank : #42 in Humor!Current rank : #80 in Random!Anyway please enjoy-desu! ;)…

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Just a number of random quotes I made up earlier..if you do use them give me some credit. Hope you like them!Rankings : #115 in Humor. #99 in Humor. #48 in Humor. (Current)…

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Happy New Year y'all! :DThis was initially for an Amino challenge, but I decided to share it with you guys too :3Note : This is unedited, so some parts may seem weird (otherwise, the rest is alright :3)…