I also got these from Google

10. Yes, stupid head

9. Did you take something that made you dumber than the average human?

8. Piss off. I never want to see your face again.

7. So that means you have no sense of empathy, right?

6. Nooooo... diabetes is way worse

5. Great to know. Go away.

4. Well I'm not your grandma, I don't have any obligation to entertain your stupid remarks.

3. No!

2. I heard there's a really nice cliff over yonder... why don't you go take a frikin hike?

1. Who the hell LOOKS diabetic???