Air: So I watched the pilot of Jared Padalecki's new show and-

Air: *freezes*

Nightflyer:....What?

Air: *bursts into tears*

Joy: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS PHASE!

Air: NIGHTFLLLLYYYEEERRRRRR!!!!

Nightflyer: what?

Air: JARED CUT HIS HAIR FOR WALKER.

Nightflyer: Yeah? You knew that-

Air: BUT HE SPENT ALL THAT TIME ON SUPERNATURAL WITH HIS HAIR SLOWLY GETTING LONGER AND LONGER, IT'S LIKE HE GREW IT OUT AS LONG AS THE SHOW WAS THERE BUT NOW HE CUT IT.

Air: BECAUSE THE SHOW IS OVER, SO HIM CUTTING HIS HAIR IS SYMBOLIC OF HIM NOT HAVING SAM WINCHESTER'S LONG HAIR ANYMORE CAUSE HE'S NOT GONNA BE SAM ANYMORE WAAAAHHHHHHHH

Seashell: For anyone wondering, there's only THREE PARTS OF SUPERNATURAL HELL LEFT INCLUDING THIS ONE SO THE END IS IN SIGHT.

Air: I want to thank you all for putting up with all of these chapters, as I know they're probably annoying to those of you who don't know Supernatural, but this REALLY helped me move on past the death of my favorite show and the following dumpster fire of the fandom and I appreciate it.

Joy: 3 more dares...That means we'll be done with this just in time for *gasps*

Kelp: For?

Joy: FOR THE FIFTH ACOTAR BOOK TO COME OUT WHERE NESTA AND CASSIAN ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE OUT AND WE MIGHT GET CONFIRMATION OF A FEYSAND KID OH MY MOONS.

Joy: OH MY MOONS I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY 16TH.

Seashell: Great, so we move from one fandom obsession to the next.

Rainkeeper: Isn't that...what we've always done...?

Nightflyer: And then by the time you've settled down about ACOTAR, BOOK 14 WILL BE OUT!!!!

Joy: UUGGGGHHHH IT'S SUCH A GOOD YEAR FOR FANDOMS.

Air: I WOULD SAY NO, BUT DISENCHANTMENT PART 3 DROPPED A FEW DAYS AGO SO IT IS.

Rainkeeper: 2021 is going to be a good year!

Joy: *duct tapes Rainkeeper's mouth shut while everyone else frantically knocks on wood*

Joy: NEVER. SAY THAT.

Rainkeeper: MMf-

Joy: LAST TIME WE SAID THAT THE CAPITOL WAS INVADED AND WE WATCHED A BIRD DIE.

Seashell: Joy how many living things have you killed?

Joy: Hundreds.

Seashell: And yet ONE BIRD-

Joy: DON'T JUDGE ME, IT WAS SAD.

Air: IT WAS SO SAD.

Kelp: YOU LITERALLY SAW DEATH WASH OVER THEM IT WAS FREAKING CREEPY.

Nightflyer: We tried to help it, but we were too late....

Rainkeeper: Mfffhtmgmfm

Joy: *rips the duct tape off his mouth* What?

Rainkeeper: I said he lives with Tam now.

Hosts: *turn to the shrine, where a new portrait with Tam T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD holding a little bird is hanging*

Kelp: RIP Birb.

Joy: Someone please draw Tam and our birb.

Kelp: This is birb.

Air: We love him.

Seashell: OH MY MOONS.

Joy: WHAT.

Seashell: WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN THE PLAYERS HERE YET.

Rainkeeper: Oops.

*players appear*

Deathbringer: UUUGHHHH WHEN WILL THIS ENNNNDDDDD?

Nightflyer: Top ten things Tumblr said when Supernatural took over it-

Seashell: SOON.

Winter: Not soon enough.

Moon: You do realize when this is over, we still have to do normal dares again, right?

Amber: WAIT WHAT!

Carnelian: You didn't know that?

Amber: I THOUGHT THE SUPERNATURAL SHIT WAS JUST THEIR LAST HURRAH BEFORE ENDING THE GAME.

Joy: HA!

Rainkeeper: This will never end. Not until we run out of dares.

Seashell: And I'm already stressed about how we're gonna get dares in the future cause OUR EMAIL IS BROKEN-

Kelp: Everything is broken, deal with it.

Seashell:*glares at him and snaps talons*

*All players and Hosts appear in Swordtail and Luna's closet*

Swordtail/Luna:.....

Swordtail: Hey! Long time no see!

Luna: WE'RE NOT SHARING OUR FOOD RATIONS WITH YOU.

Air: We didn't ask you to.

Clay: OO IS THAT CHEESE-

Luna: *slaps Clay*

Clay: Ow...

Deathbringer: What are we doing in-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *flails and jumps on Glory for safety*

Glory: *shoves him off*

Sunny: What happened?

Deathbringer: SCAVENGER! *points*

*Metatron is sitting in a corner of the closet*

Metatron: *waves* Hello.

All: *screams*

Luna: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN THERE?

Joy: Like a minute?

Deathbringer: TOO DAMN LONG!

Meerkat: Wait why are we freaking out about him? Who is this?

All: *looks at Air*

Air: This is Metatron. He's an angel, and the scribe of Chuck.

Air: Cue the theme music.

*music starts playing*

Music: HHEEEEEERREEEEE HE IS. THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UUUNIVERSE, IN ALL THE GALAXY, THERE'S NO BIGGER DOUCHE THAN YOOOOOUUUUU-

Metatron: Hey!

Air: He's the reason the angels fell, lost their wings, and many of them died. He also stole Cas's grace, turning him human for awhile. He manipulated Gadreel, is to blame for Kevin's death, killed Dean, and is the Supernatural equivalent to Dolores Umbridge and/or Morrowseer. DUCK THIS GUY.

Peril: Was he punished for any of that?

Air: Cas has punched him a few times, Sam shot him, Dean beat the shit out of him, and then Amara killed him, sooooo

Air: Technically yes, but not enough.

Joy: PLEASE tell me the dare is to kill him.

Nightflyer: No, we just have to be locked in a room with him.

All: *groans*

*ten minutes later*

Metatron: Well OBVIOUSLY Dean Winchester was the cause of the downfall of Heaven, and I don;t just mean Castiel, even though he started it. Those two are the worst thing to ever happen to the universe-

Air: Joy?

Joy: *unrolls a whole sleeve of knives*

Joy: Take as many as you'd like sweetie.

Metatron: And don't get me STARTED on SAM-

Glory: Do you EVER SHUT UP?

Qibli: *groans* He's worse than Kinkajou on a sugar high.

Starflight: High?

Fatespeaker: Starflight no.

Starflight: SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME COCAINE-

Metratron: I WAS THE SCRIBE OF GOD, HE CHOSE ME. IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT I SHOULD TAKE OVER IN HIS ABSENCE THAT'S HOW-

Winter: He reminds me of my family.

Winter: And I don't like my family.

*twenty minutes later*

Metatron: And of course, I know who you all are.

Moon: Wait what?

Metatron: I've read everything there is, I know Wings of Fire when I see it.

All:.....

Rainkeeper: Well this should be good.

Qibli: So you know the books, that doesn't mean you actually know anything about us.

Metratron: Oh? Let's seeeeeee

Metatron: Winter's family is abusive, Qibli's mother sold him, Moon your father is Morrowseer, Carnelian is dead, Amber had a crush on Qibli, Turtle enchanted his brothers to forgive him, Kinkajou is currently in emotional turmoil because she doesn't know that anything she feels is real since Anemone enchanted her, Deathbringer's mother was killed by Blister's guards, and he let innocent dragons die rather than blow his cover, Fatespeaker is eternally jealous of Sunny, Starflight, and all nightwings with real powers, Peril needs therapy, Coral had Riptide's mother killed, and the only one of the DOD who actually feels like they belong in their family is Sunny, but even she doesn't want the legacy that Thorn will leave her with, and Meerkat is a pointless side character that will never get the development you people have diluted yourself into thinking he has.

All: *stare*

Kinkajou: Wow. I HATE you.

Rainkeeper: Did you seriously just singlehandedly ruin every relationship in this room?

Metatron: Well....Most of them. I can do the rest if you'd like.

All: NO.

Sunny: MEERKAT ISN'T POINTLESS, I LOVE HIM.

Meerkat: YEAH! I'M USEFUL!

Deathbringer: And WHO HASN'T CAUSED THE DEATH OF AN INNOCENT DRAGON ONCE OR TWICE, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!

Glory: I forgive you.

Deathbringer: Thank you.

Fatespeaker: I AM NOT JEALOUS.

Starflight: You are.

Fatespeaker: AM NOT.

Starflight: Are you SURE-

Riptide: SHUT UP. JUST EVERYONE SHUT UP.

*ten minutes of depressing silence later*

Metatron: Jack, of course, is an abomination.

All:......

Riptide: The cute cinnamon roll kid?

Turtle: That has a teddy bear and likes nougat?

Sunny: And is the single more pure thing ever?

Metatron: Yes, him, he's an abomination. 

Air: What did you just say?

Metatron: Angels and Humans are never supposed to have children, they're too powerful, they should've left Jack dead the first time, he's-

All: *whips out various weapons, chakrams, knives, magical death spit, firescales, tails barbs, and guns and aims them all at Metatron*

Metatron:....What?

Air: LOOK AT THIS FACE.

Air: YOU SAY ONE BAD THING ABOUT THIS FACE, AN ARMY WILL MURDER YOU.

Clay: YOU DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT THE CINNAMON ROLLS, THAT'S LIKE SOMEONE BADMOUTHING SUNNY!

Sunny: I'm not a cinnamon roll!

Peril: It's more like someone badmouthing Bumblebee and Cliff put together.

Joy: Can we kill him now? PLEASE?

Air: I get first stab but yes.

Joy: Fair enough.

Air: *stab Metatron in the face*

All: *brutally kills him*

Metratron: *screams*

*one hour of murder later*

All: *covered in blood*

Players: *leaving Swordtail and Luna's closet*

Joy: I mean, at least you can eat the rest of his corpse for food-

Swordtail: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?!?!?

Joy:....Do you have anything better to do?

Luna: NO! IT'S HORRIBLE AND BORING IN HERE!

Joy: Well you've still got like 6 years left to live in here sooooo

Joy: HAVE FUN! *slams the closet door shut*

Swordtail:......

Luna:.......

Swordtail: *sigh* I really hate this game.