Kelp: That moment you realize that Deathbringer is just the dragon version of Tamaki Suoh.

Hosts:.........

Kelp: And, I mean, that makes Glory Haruhi, but honestly, I can see that.

Hosts:.........

Kelp:.....What?

Joy: Kelp......

Joy: Have you been watching Anime?

Kelp:.......I mean.....

Kelp: Just....Ouran High School Host Club...

Seashell: I knew it.

Kelp: Knew what?

Seashell: That out of all of us, you were the most likely to fall into the inescapable pit that is anime.

Kelp: Hey, I'm not IN the pit.....

Kelp: I just dipped my toe into the shallow end and found that the water wasn't terrible.

Seashell: That's a slippery slope, brother.

Kelp: I really don't care, I like Ouran Academy.

Rainkeeper: Even though it has twincest?

Kelp:............

Kelp:.........

Joy:........

Hosts:........

Kelp: We're not gonna talk about the twins.

*players appear*

Clay: *is wearing a T-shirt*

T Shirt:

All:......

Clay: What?

Air: I made him the shirt. I didn't think he'd actually wear it.

Clay: Why would I NOT wear it??? It's true!

Peril: *glares*

Clay: Just because Tacos are eternal doesn't mean I don't love you, Per-Per.

Nightflyer: Well, there's your sneak peak into the tone of our future merchline, people.

Joy: Which we are doing.

Kelp: We're up to like 5 shirt ideas already.

Nightflyer: The rest is just a matter of waiting for art, finding ways to lower costs, and the struggles of putting together a website store without any knowledge on how banks or internet stores work.

Seashell: But it's a labor of love.

Air: Love of tacos, that is.

Starflight: So what part of Supernatural Hell will we be exploring today? Gayness? Monster hunting? Religious aspects? Hot dudes?

Rainkeeper: Actually today is a Deathbringer only dare so the rest of you are excused.

Players:.....

Sunny: Seriously?

Joy: Seriously. Go! Enjoy 2021!

Peril: Is it better than 2020 so far?

Seashell: Well KNOCK ON WOOD, BUT-

Nightflyer: This time last year we were narrowly avoiding World War 3, and so far this year all I've heard is that the Ratatouille Musical is happening in a digital form, so IT'S ALREADY A MILLION TIMES BETTER!

Rainkeeper: That musical is the one good thing to come out of TikTok other than Merdur Moms.

All: *nod in agreement*

Deathbringer: I'm afraid to ask what my dare is. OH! DO I GET TO BE SATAN FOR A DAY???

Glory: No, Deathy, no....

Deathbringer: But then everyone would bow before me!

Glory: This is why you're not king.

Deathbringer: And why you wouldn't be my Queen of Hell.

Glory: *gasps*

Glory: HOW DARE YOU-

Deathbringer: Uh oh.

Glory: Just for that, I HOPE THIS DARE KILL YOU! *storms away, other players following*

Deathbringer: *running after her*

Deathbringer: GLOR-GLOR WAIT I'M SORRY! OF COURSE YOU CAN BE QUEEN-

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Hosts and Deathbringer appear in Purgatory*

*Purgatory is a grey, dark forest where all monsters go when they die. It's kill or be killed, nothing else. Home of the Leviathans, Benny, Eve, and where Destiel solves all their marriage problems*

Deathbringer: Where the hell-

Air: Welcome to Purgatory! Start running if you want to live!

Deathbringer: WHAT WHY-

Nightflyer: We'll keep it simple. Everything in Purgatory wants you dead. You want everything in Purgatory dead. Our job was to just drop you in here and see what happens.

Air: You're also supposed to hang out with Lucifer, which is weird because he's not in Purgatory, he's in the Empty or in Hell if he were alive, but we'll call in a favor with Jack and get him here.

Joy: How are you friends with Jack again?

Air: Who do you think gave him his teddy bear?

Joy:....Okay, that makes sense.

Deathbringer: So let me get this right. Everything here, vampires, monsters, etc. wants to kill me?

Hosts: Yes.

Deathbringer: And Satan is also roaming around somewhere?

Hosts: Yes.

Deathbringer: Is there a way out of here?

Hosts: No.

Air: Unless you're human.

Nightflyer: Or an angel that's needed for a mind control plot.

Air: Or you're involved with gay love that can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.

Deathbringer: What about straight love?

Air: No.

Nightflyer: That's boring.

Kelp: The more risque and forbidden the love is, the better.

Rainkeeper: Right now we're ready a love story about the president's son and the prince of England being in love and it is HILARIOUS AND WONDERFUL.

Seashell: It's called Red White and Royal Blue, go read it.

Nightflyer: Not the current U.S. President's son, to clarify. It's the son of a the first woman president, Ellen Claremont.

Air: Who is a mood.

Joy: I like her.

Leviathans: *close in around them*

Hosts: *do not care*

Kelp: We're invincible here, right?

Seashell: Uh, no?

Hosts:.......

Joy: *sigh* I'll protect most of you.

Joy: Kelp get in the middle, that way they'll kill the others first.

Nightflyer: Ouch.

Air: Anyone else getting flashbacks to a certain shotgun carousel?

Joy: NEVER SPEAK OF THE SHOTGUN CAROUSEL.

Deathbringer: *finds a sharp stick, uses it to kill the Leviathans*

Deathbringer: MAN, it's been awhile since I've killed something!

Deathbringer: *decapitates a vampire*

Deathbringer: This is kinda fun.

Deathbringer:......

Deathbringer: *goes on a killing spree with the Hosts trailing behind him*

Joy: I knew this would happen.

Rainkeeper: You can really see the resemblance between you two.

Deathbringer: *drags a Leviathan to a river and starts drowning him while laughing*

Air: *gasps*

Nightflyer: What? Is it too graphic for you? We can go home, I'll take you home, where it's safe-

Air: No, look! THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE DEAN FINALLY FOUND CAS AND THEY HUGGED! *squeals*

Kelp: They also nearly DIED-

Air: I love Purgatory....

Joy: A bit too much, if your bookmarks are any indication-

Air: SHUT UP.

Joy: Why is Dean X Cas X Benny even a thing?

Air:....DEATHBRINGER CAN I BORROW YOUR WEAPON?

Deathbringer: Okay!

Air: I'm gonna kill you now.

Joy: I thought you'd never ask!

Air/Joy: *attack each other*

Nightflyer: And now all hell's broken loose-

Satan: Again?

Hosts: *scream and trample each other and fall down at the sight of Lucifer*

Deathbringer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARK PELLIGRINO!

Lucifer: What?

Deathbringer: Oh dear Satan...

Lucifer: That's me. Who are you?

Deathbringer: I'm Deathbringer.

Lucifer:.......That's the coolest  name ever.

Deathbringer: I know. I live up to it too.

Lucifer: Oh yeah? How would you kill Mary Winchester?

Deathbringer: Light her on fire for irony purposes, of course, but that would have to be the end. I'd start with some toothpicks and a ballpeen hammer and- *describes the most slow, horrid, death ever*

Satan: *staring at him in awe*

Deathbringer: Well?

Lucifer: Can we be best friends?

Deathbringer: Promise not to sacrifice me to a goat?

Lucifer: Promise. I don't know where all the goat stuff comes from honestly, I think it was Michael's idea of a cruel joke, anyways. *snaps and explodes several leviathans*

Lucifer: Who are your friends?

Deathbringer: Oh, my darling children, my daughter's boyfriend, their friends, AKA my tormentors-

Lucifer: Want me to kill them for you?

Air: It would be an honor to be murdered by you, Mister Satan, sir.

Joy: *nods frantically*

Nightflyer: Air, no, we're not Satanists-

Air: BUT IT'S MARK FREAKIN PELLEGRINO-

Nightflyer: AIR, NO.

Air: BUT-

Nightflyer: Remember the season 12 finale?

Air:.....

Air: You're right, he had to die.

Deathbringer: You can't kill him, he's my friend!

Air: A friend that MURDERED MY CASSIE AND HURT JACK-

Lucifer: Hey, at least I didn't take Cas to Super Hell-

Air: *explodes into fire like Jack Jack from the Incredibles and tackles Lucifer*

Joy: Oh my moons, it's like if Mary jumped off the ceiling while burning and attacked the Yellow Eyed Demon.

Kelp: Ooooo-

Deathbringer: *starts fighting Air*

Deathbringer: BAD AIR! LEAVE SATAN ALONE!

Joy: Satan is soft like a bunny.

Kelp: Joy, no.

Nightflyer: Uh, guys?

Air: I'LL KILL YOU-

Lucifer: *laughing*

Nightflyer: GUYS-

Hosts: *look around*

Rainkeeper: Uh oh.

Leviathans: *have surrounded them with a small army of monsters*

Joy: *sigh* I knew we should've brought more weapons.