Kelp: Don't do it.

Joy: I'm gonna do it.

Kelp: But there's SO MUCH-

Joy: But just HOW much is so much? Aren't you curious?

Kelp: I'm curious but afraid.

Joy: You should be.

Kelp: JOY-

Joy: HEY AIR!

Air: Yes?

Joy: So now that Supernatural's ended, you're gonna focus more on following the cast and watching their new projects, right?

Air: Yep! Somebody's gotta support them.

Joy: But like, do you even know anything about the cast? Cause you've only met one of them and-

Air: Are you asking me to list everything I know about the Supernatural cast?

Joy: That is exactly what I'm asking.

Air: *starts crying*

Joy: What-

Air: *hugs Joy*

Air: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS QUESTION.

Kelp: Oh, here we go.

Air: *inhales*

Air: Supernatural is the longest running live action fantasy series in American history, it's broadcasted on the CW and created by Eric Kripke, who left the show after season 5 because he wanted it to end at season 5 but fans kept it alive for 10 more seasons. If it had kept the original ending, Castiel would've turned out to be God. The writers went on a strike in season 3 and that's why that season is so much shorter than all the others, and every season after that has been slightly longer to make up for it with the exception of season 15. There are 327 episodes of Supernatural, 2 seasons of an anime version, and one animated crossover with scooby doo, in which Jensen Ackles voiced Velma. The show ran from 2005-2020, with one major hiatus mid season due to COVID. Episode 1 aired on September 13th, and the finale aired on November 19th, which, coincidentally, is the same date that Carry On Wayward Son, the show's main theme song, was originally released. The leads of the show are Jensen Ross Ackles, who lives in Austin with his wife Danneel Ackles nee Harris and their three kids- Justice Jay, who goes by JJ, and twins Arrow Rhodes and Zeppelin something. Jared wanted him to name the twins Kindness Kim and Lucky Larry and was sad when he didn't. Apparently though, after JJ was born, Jensen called up Jared, crying into the phone that he had a baby girl and Jared cried with him. Zeppelin was not named after the band, but after a kind of knot. Jensen has a sister and a father who also act, and his sister has played roles in at least two episodes of Supernatural. Jensen and Danneel met on the set of a movie called Ten Inch Hero, and Jensen used to spend a lot of his time traveling between shooting shows and visiting her while they were dating. Jensen is in a band called Radio Company with his former college roommate Steve Carlson, and Vol. 1 is AMAZING. He also runs a brewery in Driftwood, Texas called Family Business Brewing Co. and they make their own beer. He and Danneel have recently opened a production company within Warner Bros, and there's a creepy baby doll in the guest room of their house that freaks Jensen out but Danneel thinks its cute. He has also directed a few episodes of Supernatural and seems to like directing. Jared Tristan Padalecki is the other lead, and he met his wife Genevieve Padalecki nee Cortese on season 4 of the show. They got married in the winter, Jensen was one of his groomsmen but NOT his best man, and Misha also attended. It was a beautiful wedding. Jared and Gen have three kids- Tom, Shep, and Odette. They also have a large garden and a pool at their house and they used to have chickens but Gen forgot to lock their pen one night so they got eaten. Jared owns a bar and he runs a lot of charity campaigns to help people deal with anxiety and depression, as he struggled with depression when he was younger. His current campaign is You Define You and his most famous one was Always Keep Fighting. He embraces the moose nickname, and he and Gen run marathons a lot. They live within a mile of Jensen and Danneel and the four of them hang out a lot, their kids are friends, and they go to music festivals together. Jared's brother is taller than he is if you can believe it, and he actually injured himself on two separate occasions on the set of Supernatural. Gen Padalecki took a break from acting after her and Jared starting having children, but she runs a lifestyle blog called Now&Gen, which recently released an AWESOME clothing line that was designed entirely by Gen and used patterns based on her tablecloths. It's sold at Kohl's. She also does workout videos with her trainer on Youtube sometimes, as well as promoting products her family uses like dog food, cereal, and beauty products. She also has a book club, and Odette likes to star in her videos a bunch. The Padalecki family has also done a few commercials for Minute Maid, and Jensen Ackles has done commercials to encourage people in Texas to wear seatbelts. Misha Collins is the third lead of the show. He originally thought he was going to play a demon and that he'd only be around for a max of 4 or 5 episodes. That didn't happen, and now he regrets using such a deep voice for the character. He lives in Washington, I believe, and is married to Vicki Vantoch, his high school sweetheart. He used to write poems about her nose in English class, and he made her wedding ring. He also built their house and most of the furniture in it. Their kids are West and Maison, although there are a lot of conspiracies that Alexander Calvert is also his son. We'll never know for sure. West Collins supposedly took his first steps at Jensen Ackles's house and promptly fell into the pool- Misha and Jensen jumped in at the same time to save him. Vicki is awesome, she writes books about threesomes and has a PHD. She and Misha are poly. Misha used to do a cooking show with his son called Cooking Fast and Fresh with West- it was adorable yet horrifying, although pasta with jam sauce did not taste as bad as I was expecting. Misha's actual name is Dimitri Tippens Krushnic and he grew up in Boston, although his family was very poor and sometimes homeless. He got bullied a lot in school because he was poor and overweight, but he had a friend who's mother would pack him two lunches everyday so he could give one to Misha. He got arrested once for reading on top of a bank. He had a tea party in the middle of a highway. He was an intern at the White House, and he stole security badges and turned them into a mobile. He went to the University of Chicago and, unlike Jensen and Jared, went to drama school. He is involved in many many charities, although he is the main face of GISH, formerly GISHWSHES, and Random Acts. He recently did a charity campaign to end homelessness with Michael Sheen, as they both play angels. The campaign was called Be Super Good. He is SO FUCKING NICE, and his eyes are so blue there is not a shade of blue you can compare them to. Misha has a brother, and he and his wife briefly ran a show called TSA America which Danneel Ackles guest starred in. He also ships Destiel. Rob Benedict, who plays Chuck, had a stroke, but it didn't do any permanent damage because Richard Speight Jr. caught the symptoms of it really early. Rob and Rich are very close friends, and did a show together called Kings of Con, which they recently sold the office space for. They did a quarantine podcast called And my Guest is Richard Speight together and are now doing a Kings of Con podcast. Rob has two kids, a daughter and a son, and Richard has three sons- Frank, Fletcher, and and I always forget the name of his third son, I wanna say Steve? His wife's name is Jaci Hayes and she has a tattoo of a machete going down her spine, hence the nickname the Machete. Rob and Rich live near each other, somewhere near Silverlake Wine in California, and in addition to Supernatural, they are good friends with the cast of Lucifer. They once filmed Matt Cohen running naked in the streets and laughed when a guy screamed at them and flipped him off. Richard Speight has a problem with his neighbor's dog pooping on his lawn, and both Rob and Rich are apart of a small gang called the Milan Boys, don't ask. Both of them have bands- Rob Benedict is the lead in Louden Swain, which plays at all the SPN cons, and Richard has Dick Jr. and the Volunteers. Currently Richard and his family are staying up in Joseph, Oregon, until the plague dies down and they go back home. Similar to Rob Benedict, Timothy Osmundson also had a stroke, but his left some damage, but he's up and acting so he's doing well. Other actors on the show include Matt Cohen, Lauren Cohen (no relation), Alona Tal, Julie McNivern, Felicia Day, Osric Chau, Fredric Lehne, Samantha Smith, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Alexander Calvert, Sebastian Roche, Alania Huffman, Mark Sheppard, Mark Pellegrino, Ty Olsson, Jim Beaver, Adam Fergus, David Haydn-Jones, DJ Qualls, Kim Rhodes, Brianna Buckmaster, Ruth Connell, Colin Ford, Shoshannah Stern, Rachel Miner, Jake Abel, Lisa Berry, and Emily Swallow. Other crew members include Robert Singer and Andrew Dabb. Mark Sheppard met his wife at a SPN con, Jeffery Dean Morgan and Jensen and Jared all got the same tattoo for the Winchester boys at Jeffery's wedding, Samantha Smith recently won a battle with breast cancer, many of the cast members have played one if not multiple roles in various Hillywood parodies, include the Supernatural ones, the Umbrella Academy, and the Stranger Things one. The cast has also had roles on the following shows: The Mandalorian, American Horror Story, Gilmore Girls, Dawson's Creek, Gray's Anatomy, Smallville, The Walking Dead, Whiskey Cavalier, Timeless, Nip & Tuck, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, How to get away with Murder, Firefly, Doctor Who, This is Us, One Tree Hill, Lucifer, Castlevania, Red Hood, Band of Brothers and soon The Boys and Walker: Texas Ranger. They've also been in movies like Cheaper by the Dozen, Friday the 13th, The Blues Brothers, National Treasure, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, etc, although Jensen turned down roles to be I think it was Captain America in order to focus on Supernatural. The cast is all very close and supportive of each other, and when Supernatural came back most of them participated in a zoom livestream in which they were supposed to watch the episode as it aired but instead just ended up chatting with each other. Jensen and Danneel zoomed in from the backseat of the Impala, AKA Baby 1- the main car they used for filming Supernatural, which Jensen, after YEARS of begging, was allowed to take home with him, along with the green cooler. He drives it around Austin now despite the fact that it is not registered nor does it have insurance, and he and his wife have made out in the backseat. Jared supposedly got to take home Baby 2- the other fully functional Impala from the show, and Misha kept many of Cas's trenchcoats. Before the show went on a break due to COVID, Misha took a bunch of props, including the trenchcoat home with him because he was unsure if they would ever be coming back. He also stole Jared's wallet. This is not the first time they have stolen things from set. At the end of season 1, the boys crash the Impala and before they started shooting the scene, Jared noticed the Impala's hood ornament sitting on the dashboard, and he swiped it. I believe he and Jensen have also taken some of the outfits the boys wear home before, although no one knows what happened to Dean's leather jacket. It's believed it was stolen during a convention. The cast LOVES to prank each other on set. Jared and Jensen in particular team up a ton to prank others, especially Misha and Alexander Calvert. On a last day filming, they were doing the final scene, where Misha had to deliver a line and walk toward the camera. As he did this, Jensen and Jared stood on either side of the camera and would pass a prop to each other, ruining the shot, over and over. Understandably, they have been thrown off the set many times. Once they got Misha so mad that he made a paper airplane out of rage and angrily threw it at them while cursing, but the plane just crashed to the floor so Jensen just burst out laughing. It's on the gag reel, along with many sexual innuendos, swears, and dancing. I love the gag reels. Among the most famous pranks was the many times Misha has been pied in the face- once multiple times in one day. Misha got Jared back though, as he lost $2,000 dollars to him once in Words With Friends, and paid the debt in pennies, which he dumped in Jared's car. According to Jared, they still jingle around anytime he drives. Jensen and Jared used to prank each other, but they stopped after Jensen pranked Jared so bad that they had to buy Jared a whole new trailer. Their first prank on Alexander Calvert was to take him out to dinner, and when he turned his back after insisting on paying, Jared cut his credit card in half. Alex still has the pieces and still uses the card. Shortly after Jensen and Misha met, they went to dinner to get to know each other better. It was a fancier restaurant, and when the waiter asked what they wanted to eat, Misha took both the menus and said "We'll take the three least ordered items on the menu." The restaurant served snails. They got snails. Jensen especially stocks his house with food when he knows Jared is coming over, and once, when he was drunk, Jared ate an entire raw pack of ribs from his fridge. Jensen thought it was hilarious. When they were in Amsterdam for a con one year, they and their wives were taking a train, and they were in charge of getting all the bags on the train. They forgot a bag and left it on the platform and the train doors shut, so the boys panicked and tried to open the doors, which didn't work, so Jared hit a big red button on the side of the door, which ended up shutting down the entire railway system across most of Europe for a little while. Rob Benedict and Danneel did a movie together once in which they had a scene where they kissed. Rob is still terrified that Jensen will beat the crap out of him for it one day. Misha is eight years older than Jensen and Jared. Jensen is now the same age Jeffery Dean Morgan was when they started Supernatural, and Alexander Calvert is the same age Jensen Ackles was when they started. The only reason they drive a Chevy Impala int he show is because Eric Kripke's neighbor said that you could fit a body in the trunk, a fact the show proved by shoving Mark Sheppard in the trunk. If you've read this far congratulations, have a slice of pie. Um...

Air: *shrugs* That's everything I can think of right now.

Hosts: *staring*

Kelp: Dear moons....

Air: You want to know the scariest part about all of that?

Hosts: *horrified*

Joy: What?

ME: *Appears*

ME: THE LITERAL ONLY THING I GOOGLED WAS THE NAME OF RICHARD SPEIGHT'S BAND. THE REST IS. FROM. MEMORY.

ME: *disappears*

Air: Yeah, that.

Kelp: Air, you scare me.

Rainkeeper: I have a question.

Air: Yes?

Rainkeeper: How come you know ALL That, but you still can't do math?

Air:........Because math is not Supernatural related.

Nightflyer: I wonder what would happen if we each did one of these for our fandoms.

Seashell: OH, MOONS NO.

Joy: But now I'm curious....

*players appear*

Moon: Hi! We're- OH SWEET SUGARPLUMS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WALL OF TEXT???

Air: My entire knowledge of the Supernatural cast and a little bit of background from the show.

JW: *gape in horror*

Air: This. Is. Why. I NEED FANDOM REHAB!

Nightflyer: I know, sweetie.

Air: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

Nightflyer: *hugs her*

Nightflyer: You just need to find a new obsession.

Air: *cries* I can't!

Nightflyer: Why not?

Kelp: Because Unus Annus is dead, we don't know when season 3 of the Boys or season 10 of AHS is gonna come out, Walker doesn't start til January, neither does This Is Us, we're already nearly done with the one anime we've actually gotten into, the next WOF book isn't til March, and we don't know when the next Sarah J. Maas book is.

Joy: Soon.

Kelp: When is soon?

Joy: SOON.

Seashell: So until then we're going to watch all of Disney Plus, read 50 Shades parodies, and do Supernatural themed dares. 

Kinkajou: Sounds good to me.

Air: Me too. Let's do this.

Winter: What are we doing today?

Amber: Is it gay? ?I was told this show was gay.

Air: WE'RE GETTING TO THOSE.

Nightflyer: But not today.

Air: TODAY,

Air: *puts on a beret and a scarf and grabs a clapboard*

Air: I will be directing our reenactment of the original ending of Supernatural.

Rainkeeper: AKA the scene where the Winchesters stop the apocalypse.

Seashell: Wait.... *flips through notes*

Seashell: We're supposed to do the scene where Sam STARTS the apocalypse.

Joy: Too late! We've already copied the transcript!

Seashell: But-

Air: THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW, SEASHELL, DEAL WITH IT.

Seashell: But IT'S NOT THE DARE-

Air: Fine! You want that reenactment? Here we go. You be Lilith, Joy, you be Sam, and Nightflyer be Dean.

Nightflyer: Okay.

Air: *points at Nighflyer* Bang! You're dead

Nightflyer: *dramatically collapses to the ground*

Air: Now you're in hell. Go torture someone.

Nightflyer: Uhhh *pokes Rainkeeper*

Rainkeeper: AHHHHHHHHH I'VE BEEN TORTURED!

Air: CRACK! First seal is broken. Gotta break 66 for Satan to rise.

Air: Seasons 4 and 5 happen, "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition," yaddah yaddah gay subtext, Balthazar, angst, time travel, dick angels, dick demons, blah blah blah- 65 other seals are broken!

Air: Joy, kill Seashell.

Joy: Okay!

Seashell: What-

Joy: *uses demon blood magic to murder Seashell*

Seashell: *blood pours onto the floor into a weird spiral shape that opens and starts glowing in the center.

Joy/Nightflyer: *cling to each other*

Air: Boom. Apocalypse. Dare done.

Air: NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!

Air: *turns to the JW*

Air: I need a Sam/Lucifer, a Dean, a Cas, a Bobby, and a Michael/Adam.

Winter: Give me whatever role means I can beat the crap out of Qibli.

Qibli: Give me whatever role means I am secretly in love with Winter.

Air: You dirty shits, we don't approve of Wincest here.

Air: I'm just gonna cast you as I see fit. AMBER! YOU'RE CAS.

Amber: *gasps*

Amber: YES.

Air: Qibli, you're Dean.

Qibli: Oooooo

Air: Carnelian, Bobby.

Carnelian: I love it.

Turtle Kinkajou Moon Winter

Air: Winter has to Lucifer, obviously....

Air: Which means Moon has to be Michael, cause Michifer...

Air: And since I like the idea of making yall possess each other, Turtle, you'll be Adam because everyone forgets about you-

Turtle: HEY!

Air: Yes?

Turtle: I GOT MY OWN BOOK! Carnelian's the one everyone forgets!

Air: Is she?

Air: Is she REALLY?

Turtle:..........

Turtle: Okay I'll be Adam.

Air: And that makes Kinkajou Sam Winchester. Not perfect, but it's the best I can do with the actors at my disposal.

Air: Now, Winter, Moon, if you would be so kind to possess Turtle and Kinkajou.

Winter:............

Moon:............

Moon: I'd rather not.

Amber: *whispering to herself*Don't say any dirty jokes, DON'T say any dirty jokes...

Kinkajou: I don't want Winter in me!

Amber: OH MY MOONS.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Players appear in Stull Cemetery in Lawrence, Kansas*

*Winter and Moon are possessing Kinkajou and Turtle*

Joy: Excuse me.

Joy: *goes across the street and sets a house on fire*

Kelp: Joy what the-

Air: Ssssshhhhhh, let it happen, those people were assholes.

Nightflyer: This is such a long chapter...

Air: BEGIN THE SCENE!!!

*Winter in Kinkajou's body stands in the cemetery. There is the sound of wings and Moon in Turtle's body appears.*

Winter: It's good to see you, Michael.

Moon: You too. It's been too long. Can you believe it's finally here?

Winter: No. Not really.

Moon: Are you ready?

Winter: As I'll ever be. A part of me wishes we didn't have to do this.

Moon: Yeah. Me too.

Winter: Then why are we?

Moon: Oh, you know why! I have no choice, after what you did.

Winter: What I did? What if it's not my fault?

Moon: What is that supposed to mean?

Winter: Think about it. Dad made everything. Which means he made me who I am! God wanted the Devil.

Moon: So?

Winter: So why? And why make us fight? I just can't figure out the point.

Moon: What's your point?

Winter: We're going to kill each other. And for what? One of Dad's tests. And we don't even know the answer. We're brothers! Let's just walk off the chessboard.

Moon: I'm sorry. I-I can't do that. I'm a good son, and I have my orders.

Winter: But you don't have to follow them.

Moon: What, you think I'm gonna rebel? Now? I'm not like you.

Winter: Please, Michael --

Moon: You know, you haven't changed a bit, little brother. Always blaming everybody but yourself. We were together. We were happy. But you betrayed me – all of us – and you made our father leave.

Winter: No one makes Dad do anything. He is doing this to us.

Moon: You're a monster, Lucifer. And I have to kill you.

Winter: If that's the way it's got to be... Then I'd like to see you try.

*Winter and Moon slowly circle one another. We hear the sound of a car engine.*

Qibli: *puts a tape into the tape deck of the Impala and turns up the volume. "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard plays.*

MUSIC: Gunter, glieben, glauchen, globen! *cowbell* All right! *guitar* I got something to say! *more epic guitar* Hey it's better to burn out! Yeah! Than fade awa-a-a-y all right oh! Gonna start a fire!

*Impala slams into the cemetery, Qibli drives up to Winter and Moon*

Qibli: Howdy, boys.

MUSIC: * We're gonna burn this damn place down! Ooh, ooh! Down to the ground. *

Qibli: Sorry, am I interrupting something?

***

Qibli: Hey. We need to talk.

Winter: Dean. Even for you, this is a whole new mountain of stupid.

Qibli: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Sam.

Moon: You're no longer the vessel, Dean. You have no right to be here.

Qibli: Adam, if you're in there somewhere, I am so sorry.

Moon: Adam isn't home right now.

Qibli: Well, then you're next on my list, buttercup. But right now, I need five minutes with him. *points to Winter*

Moon: You little maggot. You are no longer a part of this story!!

Amber: HEY! ASSBUTT!

*Amber and Carnelian have appeared. Amber is holding a bottle from which a flame is burning – a Molotov cocktail. Amber throws the bottle at Moon, who screams as he goes up in flames and vanishes*

Qibli: Assbutt???

Amber: *gives a 'I don't fucking know' shrug* He'll be back – and upset – but you got your five minutes.

Winter: Castiel. Did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?

Amber:....Uh... no....

Winter: *angry* No one dicks with Michael but me.

Winter snaps his fingers. Amber explodes in a rain of blood and chunks of meat.

Qibli/Carnelian: *momentarily horrified*

Qibli: Sammy, can you hear me?

Winter: You know... I tried to be nice, for Sammy's sake. But you... are such a pain... in my ass!

Winter throws Qibli onto the windshield of the Impala, which shatters. Carnelian shoots Winter in the back. When Winter turns, Carnelian shoots him again in the front. Winter makes a twisting hand motion and Carnelian's neck snaps.

Qibli: N-o-o-o-o!

Air: PAUSE!

Air: *looks at Nightflyer* Is that REALLY how that's written?

Nightflyer: *hands her the transcript* See for yourself.

Air: Huh. Weird.

Qibli: Do you want me to do it again?

Air: Yeah, cause it's more a NO! and less of a....NOoOoOo

Qibli: Got it.

Air: RESUME!

Qibli: NO!

Winter: Yes.

Winter grabs Qibli's legs and pulls him off the hood of the Impala. He punches Qibli hard. Qibli falls back against the Impala, spitting blood.

Qibli: Sammy? Are you in there?

Winter: Oh, he's in here, all right. [He punches Qibli again.] And he's gonna feel the snap of your bones. [Another punch. Qibli falls to the ground.] Every single one. [He hauls Qibli to his feet.] We're gonna take our time.

Winter punches Qibli a further ten times. Qibli, his face now very swollen and bleeding, puts out a hand on Winter's jacket.

Qibli: Sam, it's okay- It's okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm not gonna leave you. [Winter punches him twice more.] I'm not gonna leave you.

Winter: *draws back his fist for another punch*

*Sunlight glints off the roof of the Impala, catching Winter/Kinkajou's eye. Winter/Kinkajou's reflection is visible in the Impala's window; through the window Winter/Kinkajou can see the little green army man stuck in the ashtray*

*A montage starts playing, images and scenes from every season thus far, glimpses and smiles and goofiness of Sam and Dean, of them hunting together, singing together, just being the goofy, lovable brothers they are. The montage builds, getting faster and faster as more and more snapshots play, until finally in lands on an image of Dean hugging Sam*

*Winter/Kinkajou stares. His fist unclenches: it's Kinkajou again. He lets go of Qibli, who falls to the ground against the Impala.

Kinkajou: It's okay, Dean. It's gonna be okay. I've got him.

Kinkajou: *takes out the Horsemen's rings and tosses them on the ground.*

*The ground caves in around the rings and air is sucked into the hole, which leads back to Lucifer's cage. Kinkajou and Qibli look at each other as the hole widens. Kinkajou breathes deeply.*

Moon: Sam! It's not gonna end this way! Step back!

Kinkajou: You're gonna have to make me!

Moon: I have to fight my brother, Sam! Here and now! It's my destiny!

Kinkajou looks at Qibli, closes his eyes and spreads his arms. Moon lunges forward and grabs Kinkajou's jacket. Kinkajou grabs Moon's arm and they fall together into the hole. After few moments the hole closes in a blinding flash of light,sealing them in Hell. The Horsemen's rings burn bright in the grass on the ground where the hole was. Qibli closes his eyes as he leans back against the Impala.

****

*Qibli kneels on the ground near the Impala. Amber appears next to him.*

Qibli: Cas, you're alive?

Amber: I'm better than that.

*Amber touches Qibli on the forehead and Qibli's wounds heal. He stands up.*

Qibli: Cas, are you God?

Amber: That's a nice compliment. But no. Although, I do believe he brought me back. New and improved.

*Amber walks to Carnelian and touches her on the forehead, resurrecting her. Qibli looks down at the Horsemen's rings, which he holds in his hand.*

CHUCK (voiceover): Endings are hard.

Air: AND CUT!

Air: There's more to the episode, but my goal is to avoid as much of Lisa and Chuck as we possibly can so it's not important.

Air: Great job everyone!

Qibli: *tapes an ice pack to his face*

Qibli: I THOUGHT STAGE PUNCHES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE!

Winter: My hand slipped.

Qibli: TWENTY TIMES IN A ROW?!!?!?

Winter: I'm very clumsy.

Winter: For example. *purposefully slips and falls into Moon's arms*

Winter: *grins*

Moon: Are you possessed or something? No Winter I know could pull of something that smooth.

Winter: I'll have you know I have always been this smooth.

Qibli: LIAR, I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM LESSONS!

Winter: DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU AGAIN!?!?!

Moon: *drops Winter and dusts off her talons*

Moon: *rolls eyes* Boys.

Kinkajou: Now what?

Air: Well....since we're here.....

Nightflyer: *clicks play on the cassette player*

*Rock of Ages starts blasting again*

All: *dances in the cemetery to Def Leppard while the house across the street burns down*