Air: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nightflyer: Go ahead.

Air: SO MANY PEOPLE ARE MAD IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM AND COMING UP WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES BECAUSE OF A TRANSLATION ERROR AND MISHA SAID IT WAS JUST AN ERROR AND THAT THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY BUT JUST-

Air: I GET THAT PEOPLE WEREN'T HAPPY WITH THE FINALE BUT CAN'T WE BE???

Air: LIKE I'M OKAY WITH PRETENDING THE SHOW ENDED AT EPISODE 19, BUT THEN CAS IS STILL DEAD AND I LIKE MY OTP TOGETHER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Air: BUT ALSO-

Air: UGGGGGGHHHHHHH I'M AT WAR WITH MYSELF. *falls to the floor*

Nightflyer: Alright, Air, there's only one thing to do.

Air: Hm?

Nightflyer: You acknowledge and accept that the finale was what it was and form your opinions on it....But also make up your own canon divergence on what you wanted to happen in the end.

Air: Okay....

Air: *tears up*

Air: I JUST WANT DEAN WINCHESTER TO BE CRYING HAPPY TEARS AT SAM AND EILEEN'S WEDDING AND FOR CAS TO PASS HIM TISSUES WHILE JACK EATS CAKE LIKE THE SMOL BEAN HE IS.

Nightflyer: That-

Nightflyer: *tears up* That is so innocent and pure-

Nightflyer: *hugs her*

Nightflyer: I HAVE MY INNOCENT GIRLFRIEND BACK AT HEART AGAIN, YES!

Air: I NEVER LEFT, I JUST KEPT THE PURE THOUGHTS AND TRADED THE INNOCENCE FOR RAGE.

Nightflyer: *crying* You're the smol bean host.

Air: I am?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Joy: Yes.

Kelp: You're a cinnamon roll.

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: I don't know why we keep hosting these when the majority of our Supernatural dares are just for Air.

Air: Because it's fun!!!

*Clay and Peril appear*

Air: Wait why are they here?

Winter: Why are we here?

Turtle: Why ARE we here? Isn't that the meaning of life? The quest to answer that one question-

Qibli: Okay Dan Howell, step away from that existential crisis.

Rainkeeper: You guys are here cause you're props.

Moon: Oh. That makes sense.

Amber: *poses dramatically*

Amber: I'm the best prop though.

Carnelian: No, just the gayest.

Amber: Nu uh, I passed that torch to you when I became a straight girl, remember?

Carnelian: Amber, you're a lot of things. Straight is not one of them.

Amber:.......Is this because of all the Todrick Hall songs I've been listening to?

Carnelian: That and the unholy amount of Skittles you ingest on a daily basis.

Amber: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT.

Carnelian: NO YOU CAN'T, IT'S A PROBLEM.

Rainkeeper: EXCUSE ME, BUT CAN I READ THE DARE?

All: *shuts up*

Rainkeeper: THANK YOU. For starters, Air, gather up all your Supernatural related stuff.

Air: Got it. 

Air: *runs out*

Air: *comes back in three hours later on that overstuffed sled from How the Grinch stole Christmas*

Hosts:........

Air: SO! I've got T-shirts, sweatshirts, socks, hats, pins, buttons, SOOOO many necklaces and bracelets, posters, notebooks, pop figures, a scarf, cardboard cutouts, dolls, autographs from nine of the cast members, two signed books from Misha, my Dammit Misha burning man, my Destiel facemask, my ugly sweater, a few books, All the fanart prints I bought, six different cosplay outfits, and the entire show on DVD. That's all I could find right now.

Rainkeeper: Great! Now destroy it.

Air:...........

Nightflyer: Oh no.

All:..........

Rainkeeper: Air?

*Air exe. has stopped working*

Air:....No.

Rainkeeper: Why don't I read you the dare, okay?

Rainkeeper: "Air has to destroy ALL of her supernatural stuff or have her ENTIRE search history, regardless of deletion revealed to the Jade Winglet and her parents."

JW/Clay/Peril: *waves*

Air:........Well then where's the fucking matches.

Nightflyer: WAIT, SERIOUSLY!?!?!?

Air: What?

Joy: I touched ONE of your autographs once and you murdered me so viciously that it still makes me cry proud tears, but at the thought of someone seeing your search history, BOOM, it's destroy them all?

Nightflyer: All you look up on Youtube is dog videos and Supernatural fan edits and bloopers, what are you so afraid of people seeing?

Air:.........

Air: Uh-

Rainkeeper: I mean, I've seen Destiel fanart before. There's nothing to be ashamed of there.

Air:...........

Air: uH-

Kinkajou: And whatever you show us can't be worse than what we've already seen in Qibli's search history.

Qibli: HEY!

Winter: Dude, you had 'buff dragons' in your recently searched.

Qibli:.......IT WAS FOR PHOTOSHOP PURPOSES, OKAY?

Winter:.....No it wasn't.

Joy: Seriously Air, you're the innocent one here, you've got nothing we'd be scared of.

Air: *sweating*

Air: Well-

Kelp: If you're really upset, just tell us what website you're afraid of us seeing and we might understand.

Seashell: Is it Reddit?

Seashell: Cause if it's reddit....I get it.

Air: AO3.

Nightflyer: What?

Air: IT'S ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, OKAY, NO ONE CAN KNOW.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaay, but that's just fanfiction.

Peril: We had to read Thomas the Tank Engine and Lightning McQueen fanfiction once. Nothing in writing scares me anymore.

Clay: Did you see the Donald Trump x Bob The Builder one?

Peril: Yes, but that was just hilarious.

Kelp: I still don't see the problem.

Air: *panicked*

Air: IT'S THE TAGS, KELP, THE TAGS.

Air: I CAN'T LET YOU SEE THEM.

Joy: Oh.

Joy: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Joy: *laughing* I know what's in there.

Air: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOY.

Joy: You don't want Nightflyer to know what you've been reading?

Nightflyer: *narrows eyes*

Nightflyer: What are you up to?

Joy: Well, for starters it's rated E and-

Air: *tackles Joy, duct tapes her mouth shut*

Air: I'M BURNING MY STUFF, OKAY, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW!

Air: NONE OF YOU CAN KNOW......ESPECIALLY NOT MY PARENTS.

Clay: *hasn't been paying attention this entire time*

Clay: Know what?

Peril: That's why you use incognito mode and have a password on your phone, sweetie.

Peril: And screenshot nothing, that's a dangerous game.

Moon: Yes, destroy all evidence, it's safer.

Air: But bookmarks.....

Amber: PRIVATE bookmarks. Ta da, problem solved.

Air:......How many of you know what I've been reading?

Amber: I know.

Air: HOW-

Amber: Cause I gave you recommendations remember?

Air:.......Oh.....right.....

Air: *glances between pile of Supernatural merch and dragons*

Air: *glances at Clay and Nightflyer*

Air: Yeah, no, still can't let them see it. *lights match and throws it on merch pile*

All: *watches Air's stuff go up in flames*

Air: *tears up*

Air: All that work with eBay auctions....all for nothing...

Nightflyer: You didn't have to burn it....

Air: Yes I did.

Nightflyer: But-

Air: Yes. I. Did.