Nightflyer: *reading*

Air: *wanders over to him, arms outstretched like a toddler who needs a hug to avoid a complete meltdown*

Air: Niiiightfllyyyyyeeerrrrrrr

Nightflyer: Come here sweetie. *hugs her*

Air: *whimpers*

Nightflyer: How was the ending?

Air: *whimpers louder*

Air: *whines* It was wonderful. *starts crying*

Nightflyer: *pats her on the head*

Nightflyer: Are you okay to start the dare fest or do you need some recovery time?

Air: *wipes away tears and sniffles*

Air: No, I'm okay, it's just....

Air:  CLOSURE IS A WEIRD FEELING.

Nightflyer: It'll be okay.

Air: I knoooowwwww

*players appear*

Seashell: I'm concerned. She hasn't used one exclamation point yet.

Joy: I thought people were mad at the finale.

Air: They are, the majority is, but....

Air: We were given the ending that Sam and Dean would've wanted, no matter their method of doing it. So even if I'm upset with a part, I will set aside my disappointment because the boys are happy, and that's all that matters. 

Joy: Wow.

Nightflyer: I think that's the most mature thing you've ever said.

Air: Yeah, well.... it's true.

Air: BUT ENOUGH BEING SAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE SHOW ENDING!!!

Joy: *sigh of relief* Oh good, she's back.

Air: ARE YOU READY!?!?!? ARE YOU PRE-PARE-ED!?!?!

Rainkeeper: That's not- *sighs*

Clay: Prepared for what?

Kelp: Well, as promised, since Supernatural had its series finale, we will be doing-

Air: EVERY. SINGLE. SUPERNATURAL. THEMED. DARE.

Seashell: Before we begin, I want you to note the emails I went through for this-

Seashell: THIS IS JUST THE AMOUNT THAT COULD FIT ON THE SCREEN AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Peril: Every supernatural dare? Air's head is gonna explode.

Air: I KNOW! *head explodes*

Air: *respawns*

Kelp: And, so these dares actually make sense to you, you all will be watching ALL of Supernatural until you ship Destiel, Sabriel, and Michifer.

Air: I'm sorry Kelp, I believe you meant- CANON DESTIEL.

Kelp: Sabriel and Michifer aren't canon.

Air: Yes but DESTIEL IS.

Nightflyer: And for our dear readers that have never seen this show-

Joy: A) how do you still exist-

Air: B) I'm disappointed-

Nightflyer: Air and I took the liberty of putting together a quick powerpoint to sum up everything you need to know to make these dares equally as enjoyable to you!

Air: And by that he means I ranted about the show for eight hours, and he took my ramblings and turned them into bullet points that actually make sense.

Nightflyer: *pulls up the slideshow*

Seashell: *hits play on the TV so the players can start their binge*

Nightflyer: Air, if you would-

Air: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO, PAY ATTENTION!!!

Air: THESE ARE THE BASICS OF THE SHOW ITSELF. WE ARE THE SUPER IN THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM AS WELL.

Air: The show is about two brothers who hunt monsters and travel across the country with their cases. They pretend to be FBI to get stuff done. They save the world from big biblical bads a lot. Leviathans with dick jokes for names, God, God's sister, Knights of Hell, the Apocalypse, etc.

Air: Now, onto the characters!

Air: THIS IS THE BISEXUAL ONE.

Air: THIS IS THE GUY WITH THE GOOD HAIR

Air: THIS IS THEIR CAR.

Air: THIS IS DEAN'S BOYFRIEND. 

Air: THIS IS SAM'S BOYFRIEND.

Air: THIS IS MY BABY.

Nightflyer: Uh, Air-

Air: THIS IS MY BABY.

Air: THIS IS THE QUEEN,

Air: THIS IS THE KING.

Air: THE KING AND THE QUEEN ARE VERY DIFFERENT. DEAN IS THE PRINCESS, JACK IS THE PRINCE.

Air: THESE ARE THE DICKS- RUBY IS NOT AN ANGEL, WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE ROOM FOR HER ELSEWHERE. THE ONLY ONE YOU SHOULD LIKE HERE IS BALTHAZAR AND MAYBE LUCIFER OR HANNAH IF YOU'RE INTO THAT.

Air: THIS IS EVERYBODY ELSE.

Air: There. Now you know everything you need to know to survive the next bunch of dares.

Joy: And if you're still lost, don't worry, we'll be explaining more along the way.

Air: BUT FOR NOW LET'S DIG INTO THE FIRST DARE.

Hosts: *turn to the players, who are still watching the show*

Riptide: THEIR MOTHER???? JUST BURNED ON THE CEILING????

Air: Good.

Nightflyer: Sssshhh, they're supposed to like her remember?

Air: Right, right...

Dean: Woah, easy there, tiger.

Air: *pauses it*

Winter: We've been watching for less than five minutes, what you could POSSIBLY have to say-

Air: THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I STARTED LOVING DEAN WINCHESTER.

Air: BUT LIKE, LOVING IN A I WANT TO HUG HIM AND KNIT HIS CHRISTMAS SWEATERS TYPE WAY, NOT A ROMANTIC WAY BECAUSE THAT'S CAS'S JOB AND I HAVE A NIGHTFLYER.

Nightflyer: She does make good Christmas sweaters....

Rainkeeper: This IS literally in the first five minutes of the show.

Air: DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?!!?!?

Dean: Dad's on a Hunting Trip. And he hasn't been home in a few days.

Air: And just like that, thousands of lives were destroyed.

Hosts: *nod*

All: *keeps watching*

*Season 3, Gabriel appears*

Gabriel: *makes a comment about hooking up with someone the previous night and eyes Sam*

Glory: WOAH WOAH WOAH, PAUSE IT.

Deathbringer: DID HE JUST-

Glory: DID THEY-

Qibli: I see it, I ship it.

Clay: What? I'm confused.

Glory: HE TOTALLY JUST STARED AT SAM'S ASS AND THEN MADE A SMUG COMMENT.

Air: Yes he did.

Deathbringer: He's so smug, I love him, I ship them.

Kelp: So I take it I can check off the Sabriel box?

Glory: UM, SOLD. WHERE IS THE FANART?

Air: *already pulling up Pinterest*

Air: Oh honey, you're in luck-

All: *keeps watching*

*Season 4, episode 1, Castiel enters*

Castiel: *walks in, the lights blow out as he enters, sparks literally flying as Dean shoots him and stabs him, Cas gives him a look and pulls the knife out*

Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

Amber: *pauses it*

Amber: Well, if that's not gay as hell-

Carnelian: Did he really just say gripped you tight-

Moon: Hang on, can we think about the handprint he left on Dean's shoulder for a moment? He must've been like bear hugging him for it to get in that exact placement so like...

Sunny: ARE WE JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER THE FACT THAT SPARKS LITERALLY FLEW WHEN THEY MET?

Deathbringer: And that look he gives Dean after Dean stabs him....I gotta learn that look, what IS that?

Air: Check the powerpoint.

Nightflyer: *points to the Castiel slide*

Nightflyer: See the point 'Dom eyebrow'

All: Oooooohhhhhh

*One episode later*

Dean and Cas: *up late, talking, standing really close, staring intently at each other, Dean staring at Cas's lips, both of them a little riled up*

Amber: They're gonna canoodle right here, aren't they?

Carnelian: Out of the ENTIRE ENGLISH LANGUAGE-

Meerkat: They look like they're about to kiss each other's faces off.

Air: They won't.

Meerkat: What? But look at them!...Okay, fair enough, it IS only Cas's second episode, but they'll get together at some point this season, right?

Air:.........

Air: Oh, you....You poor, innocent creature.

Nightflyer: This is what's called SUBTEXT. Get used to it. And awkward pining. And stuff more obvious than this.

Glory: How could it possibly get more obvious than this?

*a few episodes later*

Dean: You know Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that....I got laid. *winks flirtatiously at him*

All: *cries of frustration, start throwing popcorn at the screen*

Amber: Air you lied to me.

Air: How???

Amber: You said this man was in the closet. Those are not the words of a guy who doesn't want his brother to know he's bi ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS BROTHER IS STANDING RIGHT THERE.

Air: But do you ship Destiel?

Winter: OF COURSE WE SHIP IT.

Joy: Oh my moons, you got Winter attached to someone's relationship.

Air: It's a very powerful ship.

*keeps watching*

*Michael enters the picture*

Glory: Oh.

Tsunami: We see now.

Kinkajou: Mhmmm.

Turtle: See what?

Peril: Why they put on the powerpoint that Michael was kinda hot when he's played by Matt Cohen.

Riptide: I don't see what you-

Riptide: Ah shit.

Air: I have a video of him running naked.

Nightflyer: Wait what?

Air:......

Air: *whispers* I'll link it in the comments

Nightflyer: AIR WHAT THE HELL-

Air: LET'S HIT PLAAAY!!! *hits the play button*

*Continues watching*

Deathbringer: Was season 7 just an excuse to use as many dick jokes as possible?

Air: Yes. Yes it was.

Sunny: Is season 12 just the season where Cas is a dissatisfied wife?

Air: Yeah, that and 11 was the season where everyone around Dean started noticing that he loved Cas.

Kinkajou: *starts singing from the musical episode*

Kinkajou: I'LL JUST WAIT HERE THEEEEENNNN, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DOOOOO

*Keeps watching*

Winter: So let me make sure I have this right.

Air: Okay.

Winter: Lucifer escapes.

Air: Yes.

Winter: And possesses the President.

Air: Yes.

Winter: Because the president is a nice religious widower guy that said yes to him.

Air: In this fictional world, yes.

Winter: But the president was also screwing one of his aides.

Air: Yes.

Winter: And so Lucifer and the aide-

Air: Yes.

Winter: And so now the aide-

Air: Kelly.

Winter: So now Kelly is having Lucifer's kid.

Air: Yes. That's Jack.

Winter: And the Winchesters think that Lucifer is still the president even though he ditched that meat suit.

Air: Yes.

Winter: And so they try to kill the President and get sent to max security prison for it.

Air: Yes.

All:........

Kinkajou: This is a strange show.

Air: We know. 

*keeps watching*

*Season 12 finale happens*

All: *screaming, crying, flipping shit over, throwing stuff at Peril so it catches fire*

Joy: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN SO WE CAN START SEASON 13.

*Jack is born*

Jack: *is a naked teenager for most of his first episode*

Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing*

Glory: *hits him*

Air: *starts hugging the TV*

Air: BABY-

Clay: Air, we can't see.

Air: Oh, sorry. *goes to the back of the TV and hugs it*

Air: BABY.

Jack: I like nougat! *is pure*

Sunny: *lets out ear splitting screech and joins Air in hugging the TV*

Sunny: BABY BEAN!!!!

Air: I KNOW!

Sunny: I KNOOOOWWWWW

*keeps watching*

Jack: That's a Marvelous Marvin Talking Teddy! I have one!

Air/Sunny: *falls down and shrieks at Jack's adorableness*

*keeps watching*

Cas: *confesses his love for Dean*

Air: *unholy screaming*

Players: *losing their shit*

Amber: ONLY TOOK YOU ELEVEN FUCKING SEASONS OF QUEERBAITING, BUT GOOD JOB CW, YOU DISAPPOINTMENTS-

Glory: *starts throwing things* 

Glory: HE DIDN'T SAY IT BACK, WHAT THE FUCK!

Deathbringer: HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE!

Glory: *angry screaming*

Carnelian: I liked it.

Moon: *crying* My ship-

Riptide: Is this why everyone is putting Destiel and Putin memes together? Cause if so I don't get it.

Turtle: THIS IS WHY I DON'T READ SLOW BURN FICS, OKAY, IT'S NOT WORTH THIS MUCH TIME AND EFFORT FOR SO LITTLE PAYOFF, JUST GIVE ME FLUFF OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Kinkajou: Turtle did you just admit you read fanfiction?

Turtle: I'm a writer. You write fanfiction.

Kinkajou: So?

Turtle:......SO SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE SURE YOUR LUNTAIL FICS ARE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT!

Luna: *from the closet* I'M SORRY, WHAT FICS?!?!?

Swordtail: CAN YOU SLIDE THEM UNDER THE DOOR???

Swordtail: OW! LUNA?? WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

All: *finishes the show*

All: *sit in silence*

Air: Well?

Tsunami: I'm so mad-

Sunny: *start crying*

Amber: MY EMOTIONS! MY. EMOTIONS!!!!

Players: *lose their minds on a whole new level*

Clay: I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW.

Glory: AIR I'M SO SORRY FOR ANYTIME WE EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE OVERREACTING, WE JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.

Air: Thank you.

Qibli: THAT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SHOW.

Air: I KNOW.

Deathbringer: Can we rewatch it?

Nightflyer: All of it?

Players:..........

Deathbringer: Duh.

Sunny: EXCUSE YOU, I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO SEE THAT ENTIRE SHOW AGAIN RIGHT NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW AIR DID IT.

Air: I've ascended to a new level of emotional and physical numbness that allowed me to witness it all again and relieve my favorite moments and avoid the pain of the angst.

Air: But you liked the show?

All: YES!!!!

Joy: We're gonna watch it again. 

Rainkeeper: WHY?

Joy: Because I enjoyed watching them suffer.

Kelp: And?

Joy:......And because I wanna watch Dean and Cas fall in love again and I wanna watch Mary burn on the ceiling again that was cool.

Nightflyer: For 2005, yeah, it was really cool.

All: *gets more popcorn, sits down and starts watching the show all over again*

Seashell: Oh, wait! The reason for the dare- do you all ship Destiel, Sabriel, and Michifer now?

Qibli: I don't ship Michifer.

Carnelian: Yeah, I'm not seeing that one.

Meerkat: MIKEY'S A CUCK!

Kelp: Welp, then we have to rewatch until you ship it. Dare's orders.

Air: If it doesn't work this time, yall are gonna read some fanfics and if you don't ship it after those then we have a problem.

Winter: We already have a problem, Air.

Air: What's that?

Tsunami: If we all love the show, we have nothing to tease you about.

Air: *laughs*

Air: You tease me about this show and I'll cut off whatever part of you you like best.

Joy: There's the Air I love and corrupted.

Nightflyer: Stay away from my girlfriend Joy.

Joy: Never, I was here before you.