Permafrost: Happy late holidays everyone!

Shore: Seeing as Christmas was yesterday and all and we don't have the other hosts powers to change the update days.

Haze: Wait that's a power?

Haze: Wait THEY HAVE MORE POWER THAN US???

Ember: Duh.

Ander: Obviously.

Shore: they're not stupid.

Hosts:.......

Shore: Well, most of the time.

*players appear*

Joy: Soooo spill. What did everyone get for Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule?

Kelp: Or whatever other holidays you got presents for.

Rainkeeper: I got booze.

Air: I GOT A POSTCARD AUTOGRAPHED BY MISHA COLLINS GAH!

Air: *starts hyperventilating*

Nightflyer: She was like this all of Christmas.

Air: I NOW PERMANENTLY OWN FOUR OBJECTS THAT MISHA COLLINS TOUCHED LONG ENOUGH TO SIGN.

Air: QUICK NIGHTFLYER WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO CLONE HIM??

Nightflyer: Uh, probably some DNA, some hair? I don't know, I'm an intellectual, not a scientist.

Air: Got it, so I have bribe his hairdresser and-

Nightflyer: Air no.

Air: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MISHAS.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Joy: I got a Keanu Reeves cardboard cutout and box of Christmas bullets.

Nightflyer: A bottle of fireball whiskey hidden in a book, which actually makes me mad because you DEFACED A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK, RAINKEEPER-

Rainkeeper: You'll thank me when you're drinking the fireball.

Joy: And you will NOT thank me when you're puking up that bottle of jagermeister.

Rainkeeper: Worth it.

Seashell: I got an inflatable couch.

ME: *appears*

ME: This is all stuff that was given to me around Christmas time, yes, except the Keanu Reeves cutout. That was for my dad. And no, I'm not old enough to drink.

ME: *disappears*

Shore: Who was that...?

Joy: A friend.

Air: My spirit animal.

Seashell: Don't worry about it.

Rainkeeper: She just pops in sometimes.

Ember: Anyways! Air, we need you to sing the Shipping National Anthem to Supernatural.

Kelp: What is the Shipping National Anthem?

Ander: My research concluded it's something to do with the Indian boat that Francis Scott Key wrote The Star Spangled Banner on.

Permafrost: Pfft, NO.

Permafrost: It's I ship it by Not Literally!

Permafrost: It has everything shippers stand for!

Ember: Doesn't that song repeatedly mention Twincest?

Permafrost: Well....yes....

Permafrost: But what fandom DOESN'T have a little bit of twincest??

Rainkeeper: Fandoms without characters that are twins....

Ander: This series...

Shore: Wings of Fire most likely, until there's some hidden Peril x Sky stan we've never found...

Air: UGH! EW! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!! *covers ears* THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAKETH SHORE.

Nightflyer: I think it'd be easier if you named the fandoms that actjally HAVE Twincest.

Permafrost: *inhales*

Nightflyer: CANONICALLY.

Permafrost:.........

Permafrost: Ouran High School Host Club, Supernatural, and....Throne of Glass?

Joy: Nope.

Air: Well-

Kelp: Yeah, okay, at least one of those is true, they do sleep shirtless in the same bed-

Joy: The fuck?

Kelp: I DON'T KNOW.

Haze: AIR JUST SING SO WE CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT TWINCEST.

Nightflyer: Oh, so we're NOT gonna have the debate about how creepy it is how okay with incest most fandoms are?

Joy: If you think that's creepy, then clearly you haven't seen some of the tags of AO3.

Nightflyer: What?

Joy: There's stuff that like...involves tentacles or something? Like WHAT THE FUCK.

Rainkeeper: Was it for Umbrella Academy?

Joy: No.

Rainkeeper:......Oh then that's nasty.

Ember: *covers ears* LA LA LA LA LA- NOT LISTENINGGGGGGG *clicks play on the music*

Ander: *snaps talons*

*All the Supernatural characters appear*

Air: *shrieks*

Air: *hugs Charlie*

Air: I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.

Air: *pulls Jo into the hug with Charlie*

Air: Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

Air: *releases Jo and Charlie and grabs Michael and Lucifer* 

Air: I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—

Air: I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!I ship it!
I ship it!

Air: *starts dancing around Dean and Cas, throwing rainbow glitter*

Air: They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the fourth season's pretty clear,
Don't tell me I need to calm down—

Air: I don't care, I ship it.

Air: *throws more glitter at Bobby and Crowley*

I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.

Air: *dances around Sam and Gabriel*

I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

Air: You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

Air: *hugs Sam and Eileen*

I don't care, I ship it.

Air: *tosses glitter at Claire and Kaia*

I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.

Air: *dances around Bobby and Ellen*
I don't care, I ship it.

Air: *hugs Dean and Cas and sping around with them*

I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.

Air: I don't care.
I SHIP IT!!!!!!

All:.......

Shore: How many ships do you have for this show?

Air: Uhhhhh, let's see.....

Air: Ten.

Ember: That's it?

Air: Yeah. And I mean some of them are really small ships that I do nothing with, but there's like four or five big ones.

Haze: The show has 15 seasons.

Air: And?

Haze: I just though there'd be more.

Air: Wings of Fire currently has 19 books, if you count the winglets. How many ships do you have for that?

All: *freezes*

Joy: A LOT.

Nightflyer: Thirty by my initial count.

All:.....

Permafrost: Yeah, that sounds about right.

Haze: I wonder how many ships we have altogether.

All: *horrified*