https://youtu.be/vJKnksy99RE

Rainkeeper: *looking on Spotify for songs he hasn't heard in awhile*

Rainkeeper: Oh! You know what song I haven't heard in FOREVER? 

Joy: Lips of an Angel by Hinder.

Rainkeeper: No, cause that's a beautiful song, how could you ever forget it?

Joy: True.

Rainkeeper: The glee version of Smooth Criminal! They did the best version of it next to 2Cellos of course and *looks it up*

Rainkeeper: *sees that 2Cellos was the cellists in the glee version*

Rainkeeper: HU- *clutches chest, falls*

Joy:.......

Hosts:.......

Kelp: Is he dead?

Joy: I'll get a stick to find out.

Joy: *takes stick, pokes him*

Rainkeeper: WHAT IS THIS FEELING!?!?!?

Joy: Nope, not dead.

Rainkeeper: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*players appear*

Carnelian: So how's school?

Kinkajou: Oh it's really fun and-

Carnelian: HA! LOSERS, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

Qibli: Carnelian..... you went to school too....

Carnelian: But I don't have to go anymore so HA!

Winter: You died because you wanted to attend school.

Carnelian: And it was the biggest mistake of Ruby's life to send me and to make up for it, she married me!

Carnelian: So now I get to live, miss school, and BE A QUEEN, and the only downside is I get tortured twice a week!

Turtle: This- This isn't a fair trade....

Amber: It's as fair as this game gets.

Moon: So what are we doing today?

Rainkeeper: Turtlejou is going to sing Someone You Like by The Girl and the Dreamcatcher while the rest of us jam out to our individual favorite instrumental albums.

Nightflyer: Ruby Sparks soundtrack, take me away *slaps on headphones*

Joy: Gladiator, here I come *plugs in earbuds*

JW:.........

Qibli: Are you seriously going to listen to different music while Turtle and Kinkajou sing a duet?

Joy: No.

Nightflyer: Maybe.

Kelp: YOU TRY RESISTING THE URGE OF TWO STEPS FROM HELL.

Air: Or Mozart Heroes!

Rainkeeper: Or 2Cellos!

Seashell: Or those 3 hour long fantasy music compilations that always end up in my YouTube recommendations and are great background music for Dnd campaigns!

Moon: *facetalons*

Seashell: FINE, we'll listen. But you have to listen to our stuff afterwards. Deal?

Winter: Deal? This was not a negotiation, Seashell. This was you forcing us to do one thing, and now adding ANOTHER thing for us to do against our will. This whole game is nothing but blackmail. This is a hostage situation, not a party game.

Rainkeeper: How is it a hostage situation? You can leave the room anytime you want!

Winter:..... *storms out the door*

Winter: *walks right back in the door*

Winter:............

Winter: Oh you dick.

Qibli: You called?

Rainkeeper: You might not GO anywhere, but you CAN go out the door.

Winter: But we're here under threat of death because of Joy!

Joy: *checking the contract* Is that actually in here?

Air: If the part about cows being people is, then yeah it should be.

Nightflyer: Why didn't we put the constitution in the first chapter of this book?

Seashell: Because somebody wanted to put Aladdin and Monty Python references instead.

Nightflyer:......I will not apologize for those.

Air: A Møøse once bit my sister

Seashell: YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER!

Air: I mean.....Rainkeeper is kinda like my sister....

Rainkeeper: I'm sorry, what?

Air: Sorry!

Rainkeeper: *pulls out earbud* No, I mean seriously, what did you say, I'm listening to Smooth Criminal.

Air:......Nothing.

Rainkeeper:.......Suspicious. *puts earbuds back in*

Air: Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, 

Joy: You better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-

Air: DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS-

Nightflyer: WHAT THE FUCK, RICHARD?

Kelp: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU.

Seashell: We should have a conversation in just vines and memes one day.

Air: YES.

Rainkeeper: Oh for the love of-

Rainkeeper: I am TRYING to enjoy the MAJESTY THAT IS A NAYA RIVERA AND GRANT GUSTIN DUET. But CLEARLY I can't with you all here. So TURTLE! KINKAJOU! SING SO I CAN ENJOY MY MUSIC IN PEACE!

Turtle: Okay.

Kinkajou: NO!

Rainkeeper: Why NOOT?

Kinkajou: Because if I sing, you'll end the dare and then I have to do my Politics homework.

Joy: *slides a card toward Kinkajou* Have you heard of the Procrastination Club?

Kinkajou: *takes card*

Kinkajou: Okay, I'll sing.

Kelp: *pulls out a ukulele and starts playing*

Joy: Since when can you play the ukulele?

Kelp: Since now.

Joy:......Will you play it for me later?

Kelp: Of course, darling.

Joy: Do you know-

Kelp: Yes, I know Riptide. Everyone who can play the ukulele knows how to play that song, I assure you.

Kelp: *plays the music*

Turtle: I saw you
With that ribbon in your hair
Think that I began to stare
Maybe I'll love you for a whileA stranger at a table in a place
And a really pretty face
I wonder what happens when you smileI might never be your hero
Never been one to fight
That don't mean that I can't be your Valentine
I won't be your savior either
Couldn't even if I tried
But I think I could be someone you like
Someone you like

Kinkajou: Reading, in a coffee shop we share
Hiding shy behind my hair
Watching our movie in my mind
I promise
Promise not to fly away
Make a story of today
Come on give me a tryI might never stop your sorrow
Fix you up good as new
But that don't mean that I can't hold your hand in mine
I might never say I'm sorry
Even if I done you wrong
But I think I could be someone you like
Someone you like

Kelp: UKULELE SOLO! *strums aggressively*

Turtle/Kinkajou: I might never be your hero
But I think I'd like to try
And the way you look at me is your reply
You got a lot to learn about me
Maybe you could start tonight
'Cause I think I could be someone you like
Someone you like

All: *frozen in awe*

Amber: Oh my moons, that was PERFECT!

Hosts: *screeches*

Nightflyer: This is why we never listen to the song ahead of time! We love being surprised like this!

Kelp: And sometimes horrified! But in this case HAPPY SURPRISED!

Rainkeeper: I paused Smooth Criminal for this.

Nightflyer: *flails*

Nightflyer: CAN I INTERPRET?

Air: Duh.

Nightflyer: BUT IT'S PERFECT BECAUSE Turtle's part says "I might never be your hero, never been one to fight"

Nightflyer: AND THAT'S SO TURTLE! He didn't want to be a hero, but then Book 9 happened. But then it goes "I won't be your savior either, Couldn't even if I tried, But I think I could be someone you like, Someone you like" and I JUST- THAT'S HIM.

Turtle: Yeah, that's m-

Rainkeeper: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!

All:.......

Rainkeeper:.......

Rainkeeper: I hit play on Smooth Criminal.

Seashell: I'm revoking your earbud privileges.

Rainkeeper: *plugs his phone into huge speakers*

Rainkeeper: That's fair.

*Cello noises intensify*

Nightflyer: BUT THEN KINKAJOU'S PART GOES "Make a story of today, come on give me a try" AND THAT'S SOOOOO IMPORTANT! Because Kinkajou wants an adventure, wanted to be the hero, but Turtle can't do that, but he might write one, or he can at least try to be adventurous for her because he loves her and so he'll TRY and I JUST- I-

Air: Turtlejou?

Nightflyer: *unnatural noises* MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAJEJQFEIGBNKA- YES.

Rainkeeper: cranks the volume of the speaker and blows out everyone's eardrums blasting Smooth Criminal*

Rainkeeper: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-

Joy: Rainkeeper?

Rainkeeper: Yes?

Joy: You're Annie.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaayyyy

Joy: And I'M THE REASON WHY YOU'RE NOT OKAY. *tackles him*

Nightflyer: Do you hear the crescendo?

Air: She's leaving blood stains on the carpet.

Seashell: He's hiding underneath the table, then in the bedroom.

Kelp: He was struck down, his doom

Hosts: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?

Air: He's been hit by,

Nightflyer: He's been struck by,

Kelp: A Joy criminal.