Nightflyer: *ties on scarf*

Nightflyer: *puts on beret*

Nightflyer: *sits in a fancy leather chair with a cigar in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other*

Nightflyer: Ah. Fancy.

Air:........

Joy: I dare you to take one puff from that cigar.

Nightflyer: But of course- *takes puff*

Nightflyer: *goes into a coughing fit, drops glass of bourbon, loses hat, spits and can barely breathe*

Joy: You're not sophisticated, Nightflyer.

Air: I do approve of the beret and the scarf though.

Kelp: No scarf. Only select types of scarves are allowed to be worn inside.

Rainkeeper: scarves is a weird word if you look at it for too long.

Seashell: *pouring herself a glass of bourbon* I hate my life.

*players appear*

Winter: No no no. I distinctly remember. We were here LAST time.

Joy: And you'll be here until the END OF TIME.

Rainkeeper: By our count it's about 6 months away, so quit whining.

Winter: I don't WHINE-

Qibli: *laughs for an uncomfortable amount of time*

Qibli: Sure.

Amber: DID YOU HEAR????

Air: YES!

Rainkeeper: Hear about what?

Air: I HAVE NO IDEA!

Amber: Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

Hosts:.........

Joy: Did.... Did some people not know this?

Seashell: Are we sure he's gay? Cause he DEFINITELY had something going on with Sandy, sooooo

Kelp: I always thought he was pan like Deadpool.

Air: Please never put Deadpool and Spongebob in the same sentence again, that crossover is too weird in my head.

Joy: Never stop. NOW I NEED THAT CROSSOVER OMG.

Nightflyer: Wait, I thought the creator of Spongebob said he was Ace, not gay.

Rainkeeper: WHY ARE WE DEBATING THE SEXUALITY OF A FICTITIOUS TALKING SPONGE???

Carnelian: Because he lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Turtle: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-

Winter: NO.

Joy: *slaps Winter* Don't diss Spongebob.

Seashell: By the way, Qibli, we need you to like, NOT talk to Moon for the next week.

Qibli: *leaning against Moon and laughing*

Qibli: What?

Rainkeeper: You can't talk to Moon for a week.

Qibli: Bu- BUT WHAT IF SHE NEEDS ME?!?!?!

Moon: I AM capable of taking care of myself....

Air: If she needs something she has to ask Winter.

Winter: OH hell no, I'm not gonna be her slave for a week.

Nightflyer: Not a slave-

Joy: Unfortunately.

Nightflyer: Just, anything she'd normally go to Qibli for, she'll come to you now cause Qibli can't talk to her.

Qibli: But-I- you can't- *starts hyperventilating*

Air: *hands him a paper bag* This will help.

Qibli: *inhales too quickly and accidentally eats the bag*

Air: Or not.

Qibli: *coughing*

Moon: Geez Qibli, it's only for a week. I think you'll be okay.

Qibli: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! 

Moon: And you can still talk to Winter!

Qibli:......Okay, I can work with that.

Qibli: I can't do this.

Kinkajou: Hey Moon, I made you a friendship bracelet! 

Moon: Awesome! Thanks Kinkajou.

Moon: *struggles to put the bracelet on*

Qibli: *whines*

Moon: Hey Winter, could you help me put this on?

Winter: I guess. *puts the bracelet on*

Qibli: WINTER I HATE YOU.

Winter: RIGHT BACK ATCHA.

Qibli: BUT LIKE YOU'RE STILL MY BAE, RIGHT?

Winter: NO.

Qibli: Damn.

Qibli: *shaking*

Qibli: I think I'm going through withdrawals. This is bad.

Rainkeeper: Buddy, I think you need to control your addiction with Moon and Winter.

Qibli: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT.

Rainkeeper: Okaaaaay..... Then stop.

Qibli:.......NO.

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Look, I didn't want to have to do this, but I know a guy that helps with addictions, here's his card. Use it when you're ready.

Qibli:......Why do you have addiction specialist business cards on demand?

Rainkeeper: Don't ask stupid questions.

Moon: *sighs* Y'know, I'm really starting to miss Qibli.

Winter: Wait, actually?

Moon: Yeah... His dumb jokes always make my day.

Qibli: *crying* I HAVE SO MANY DUMB JOKES TO SHARE BUT I CAN'T.

Moon: Plus it's nice to have a boyfriend and everything

Winter: Can't I be your boyfriend?

Hosts: *struggling to hold Qibli back*

Joy: *picks up Qibli, throws him in a chair*

Joy: Stay.

Moon: I don't see why not.

Qibli: *loud screaming*

Qibli: *rocking back and forth on the floor*

Qibli: I can't take it. I can't do it. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE NIGHT SKY!

Hosts: *eating popcorn as Qibli loses his mind*

Qibli: I think I'll just have to kill Winter. That's the only logical option left.

Kelp:........*whispering* So when do we tell him it's been a week?

Joy: *whispers back* NEVER.

Moon: Winter, I want to go hunting but I don't wanna go alone, can you come with me?

Winter: Sur-

Qibli: YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *tackles Winter*

Winter: GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY MOTHER-

Qibli: I WILL MAKE SHISH KEBABS OUT OF YOUR EYES-

Moon: BOYS STOP IT!

Winter/Qibli: *beating the hell out of each other*

Carnelian: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-

Amber: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-

Kinkajou: *random yelling*

Turtle: Place your bets! Place your bets! Which dragon will end up as a fine carpet in the winner's home with Moon, place your bets!

Rainkeeper: I put it all on Qibli, he wants it more-

Qibli: *claws at Winter's face*

Winter: I WILL MOUNT YOUR WINGS ON MY WALL-

Qibli: I'LL USE YOUR BLOOD TO FEED THE VULTURES-

Moon: Both of you SHUT IT!

Seashell: *holds an airhorn up to a megaphone and blasts it*

All: *scream and cover their ears*

Kinkajou: TURTLE I CAN'T HEAR. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SKIPPED SIGN LANGUAGE CLASS.

Turtle: My ears are bleeding....

Seashell: Qibli it's been a week! You can talk to Moon!

Qibli: It has? HAHA! YES!!!!

Qibli: MOON, MY DARLING, YOU-

Moon: *slaps him*

Moon: You're a stupid idiot. *walks away*

Qibli: *starts crying* I love you.

Winter: What now?

Rainkeeper: And who keeps the bet money?

Turtle: The host, obviously.

Rainkeeper: Dammit.

Air: Now now, we all know there's only one real way to settle the debate of Winter, Qibli and Moon.

Winter: nO-

Moon: Not again-

Qibli: YES!

Nightflyer: *puts colanders on their heads*

Nightflyer: Qibli, Winter, Moon.......I PRONOUNCE THEE MARRIED IN THE EYES OF TAM T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD AND THE WINGS OF FIRE FANDOM.

Winter: Can I annul this now or do I have to wait 24 hours?

Moon: NO, THEY WERE ALREADY MARRIED AND HAPPY WHY DID YOU DRAG ME BACK IN?

Qibli: *hugs them* This is the happiest day of my life.

Moon: Wait does this mean we get Blister's army?

Winter: WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED-

Nightflyer: Too late!

Amber: *throws flowers and skittles*

Air: I love a happy ending.

Winter:........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH