Nightflyer: Man, it's been a busy week.

Seashell: No kidding *drags tree branches into a pile*

Air: It's funny how we go from weeks with NOTHING happening to weeks with EVERYTHING happening.

Rainkeeper: *shredding pages from the latest Twilight novel and throwing it on the pile of tree branches*

Rainkeeper: I know, right?

Kelp: Strange how that works *pours gasoline on the pile*

Joy: Well, that's just how the world works. *lights match and drops it on pile*

*pile explodes into a large bonfire*

Hosts: *sit around the fire with marshmallows*

Nightflyer: This was a good use for this firewood.

Joy: Yes it was.

*players appear*

Clay: Wa- I WANT MARSHMALLOWS!

Air: *tosses him a bag*

Clay: This is why you're my favorite child. *inhales marshmallows*

Peril: CLAY!

Clay: Whu?

Peril: You're not supposed to TELL HER she's the favorite!

Clay: She knows.

Peril: No she didn't!

Air: The favorite always knows.

Hosts: *nod in agreement*

Riptide: So what else is new?

Air: Our scavenger author started school today!

Joy: Her last year of the K-12 school system, actually.

Rainkeeper: *sniffles* It seems like just yesterday she was in middle school inventing us.

Joy: Don't get emotional over this.

Rainkeeper: Why not?

Joy: Cause that's weird.

Rainkeeper: Fair enough.

Nightflyer: Let's see, state of the world stuff um.....

Seashell: RIP Chadwick Boseman. We still haven't seen Black Panther, but we know he meant a lot to the people of the Marvel Fandom.

Kelp: *smashes his fist against the floor* YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH, 2020. WHY WON'T YOU STOP!?!?!?!?

Joy: It can't stop, Kelp. It doesn't know how.

Kelp: Well there has to be something we can do!

Joy: All we can do is attempt to live to see 2021, which will either be significantly better, or twice as bad.

Air: SHUT UP, DON'T JINX US.

Air: As long as I have a working television for every single Thursday from October 8th on, the world will stay together.

Rainkeeper: And if you don't?

Air: Then my fiery rage will destroy the world and spare no one except the Supernatural cast and fandom.

Nightflyer: You need another Joy detox, don't you?

Air: No, Nightflyer, that is just what feelings have been drawn out from me by repressing all of my emotions related to the ending of Supernatural.

Nightflyer: That's....That's a lot of repression.

Air: Yes, and since there's about a 95% chance that Cas is going to-

Air: *eyes fill with tears*

Air: That Cas is going to-

Air: FUCK I CAN'T DO IT, ICAN'TDOIT THERE'S TOO MUCH EMOTION TO REPRESS THERE, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR IT AAAAAAAHHHHHHH *starts bawling*

Clay: Oh dear.

Nightflyer: *hugs Air* You get used to this after awhile.

Air: HE'S GONNA DIE, NIGHTFLYER, I KNOW IT AND I CAN'T STOP IT AND IT HURTS, IT HURTS IT HURTS-

Nightflyer: Shhhhhh, we'll write fanfiction and bring him back. You can always avoid the ending if you don't like it.

Air: BUT I'LL KNOOOOOWWWWW. WE'LL KNOW, NIGHTFLYER, WE'LL KNOW.

Nightflyer: Ssssshhhhhh

Air: *wails*

Nightflyer: Carry on with the dare, I'm gonna bring her back to the puppy and kitten room.

Air: CARRY ON. *cries harder*

Nightflyer: *slowly drags Air from the room*

Tsunami: That was weird.

Sunny: That was normal.

Meerkat: What is this game?

Deathbringer: Our lives now.

Peril: What is the meaning of life?

Starflight: According to the experts, it's nothing but 42 and kale.

Rainkeeper: I mean God bless Kale, am I right?

Hosts:.......

Rainkeeper: WELL AIR ISN'T HERE, SOMEBODY HAD TO MAKE THE REFERENCE!

Joy: True.

Kelp: True.

Seashell: We'll allow it.

Joy: Tsunami we need you to sing-

DOD: *screams*

Starflight: NO!

Clay: NOT THAT!

Glory: ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Sunny: I WILL STUFF CACTUSES IN MY EARS!

Meerkat: Cacti.

Sunny: I WILL STUFF CACTI IN MY EARS.

Tsunami: Wow. Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys.

Clay: You know your singing is terrible.

Starflight: *shudders* It's what I hear when I take too much cocaine and can feel Death's icy hand wrapping around my heart.

Fatespeaker: That's not healthy.

Starflight: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT BEING HEALTHY?

Tsunami: What song am I singing?

Glory: You mean butchering.

Joy: Play with fire, but you're singing with Albatross.

Riptide: ALBATROSS?

Tsunami: ALBATROSS!

Tsunami/Riptide: *start screaming and running around wildly*

Meerkat: What the hell-

Glory: ALBATROSS IS DEAD REMEMBER?

Tsunami: WHAT ABOUT HIS GHOST?

Joy: THAT'S GONE TOO.

Riptide:........

Tsunami:.........

Riptide: I don't believe you.

Rainkeeper: Says the dragon clinging to the top of Tam's portrait's frame.

Seashell: You hurt Tam in any way, you'll never recover in this game.

Kelp: We should really make T-shirts with Tam on them.

Rainkeeper: Dude we should just make a T-shirt line.

Seashell: That ENTIRE MEETING on marketing and NONE OF YOU LISTENED TO MY MERCH SUGGESTIONS, DID YOU?

Kelp:.......

Rainkeeper:........

Joy: No.

Seashell: *snaps a clipboard in half*

Joy: To be fair, I have less to insult you with if I DON'T pay attention, so really I was just doing you a favor.

Seashell: I hate you all.

Joy: Join the club, they meet on Tuesdays at the corner of Fuck You Street and Kiss My Ass Boulevard.

Seashell: Nobody actually joine-

Rainkeeper: I joined.

Joy: Rainkeeper joined.

Seashell:........I'm in.

Nightflyer: *passes out ear plugs to everyone*

Nightflyer: *clicks play on boombox*

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Albatross appears*

Riptide: *screams*

Nightflyer: Okay, fire when ready!

Joy: *fires a pistol into the ceiling*

*rocks rain down*

Nightflyer:.......DO I EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU WHY I'M MAD?

Joy: No, I knew what you meant, I just didn't care. Sing away, guys.

Albatross: Insane, inside the danger gets me high
Can't help myself got secrets I can't tell
I love the smell of gasoline
I light the match to taste the heatI've always liked to play with fire
Play with fire

Play with fire
Fire, fire
I've always liked to play with fire

Albatross: I ride

Tsunami: I ride

Albatross: The edge

Tsunami: The edge

Albatross: My speed goes in the red
Hot blood 

Tsunami: hot blood

Albatross: these veins 

Tsunami: these veins

Albatross: My pleasure is their pain
I love to watch the castles burn
These golden ashes turn to dirtI've always liked to play with fire
Play with fire
Play with fire
Fire, fire
I've always liked to play with fireOh, watching as the flames get higher
Oh, I've always liked to play with mmmmm

Tsunami: Right of passage classic maverick
Match in the gas tank
Ooh that's wretched
Unstoppable legendary animals
Digital justice
Now you're gonna know us
Hail to the king and queen of the ruckus
Yacht Money wired
No denyingI've always liked to play with fire

Albatross: Play with fire
I've always liked to play with fire
play with fire
I've always liked to play with fire
Fire, fire
I've always liked to play with fire
I've always liked to play with fire

Tsunami/Albtross: I've always liked to play with-

Riptide: *takes pistol from Joy and shoots Albatross while screaming*

All:..........

Riptide: He was too dangerous to live.

Tsunami: Okay.

Tsunami: But why did WE have to sing that song? SEAWINGS DON'T EVEN HAVE FIRE.

Joy: I don't know, but I am currently adding the song to all of our playlists cause WOW-

Rainkeeper: Oooo, we should get started on the T or D book 3 Spotify playlist!

Joy: YES.

Kelp: What if we did one with all our favorite songs from ALL THREE BOOKS.

Joy: Genius Kelp, you're a genius. Let's go, we've got work to do.

Rainkeeper: Indeed.

Meerkat: So we're excused?

Nightflyer: Unfortunately yes.

Players: *shrug and leave*

Hosts: *turn to the camera*

Joy: Unus.

Kelp: Annus.

Rainkeeper: Unus!

Nightflyer: Annus!

Seashell: UNUS!

Air: ANNUS!