Seashell: YOU!

Nightflyer: YES YOU.

Air: YOU BEYOND THE FOURTH WALL

Joy: There was a dare requested 10 times, and it sounds delightful so we're gonna do it at some point BUUUUTTTT

Kelp: The dare requires Starflight-

Rainkeeper: while high-

Kelp: To do "3 randomly selected things" with the DOD and JW.

Seashell: So we need you all to suggest a bunch of "random things" that you want them to do.

Joy: Do your worst.

Air: You can suggest as many as you want!

Nightflyer: We'll pick our favorites from the bunch.

Rainkeeper: And now, back to your regularly scheduled dare program.

*players appear*

Turtle: I want you to admit something.

Joy: I plead the fifth. *sets evidence on fire*

Seashell: That's not evidence that's MY NOTES YOU ASSHOLE-

Joy: Notes that were INCRIMINATING-

Turtle: Given the track record, just admit that anytime you forget to update, you do a dare with us because we're less work than any other group.

Hosts:.................

Nightflyer: I would also like to plead the fifth-

Air: But after this, I plead the fifth, before my fall, AFTER YOUR LIFT-

Nightflyer: DO NOT QUOTE THE DESTIEL COVER OF HALLELUJAH.

Air: I WILL QUOTE IT WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE.

Joy: You'd be amazed what fits the tune of Hallelujah-

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*JW turns into snakes*

Amber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Kinkajou: YES! *starts wandering around the room*

Kinkajou: slither slither slither slither~

Turtle: You don't have to say-

Kinkajou: hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Turtle:......Okay.....

Kelp: OMM CAN WE DO THAT NOPE ROPE VIDEO-

Joy: Yes.

Seashell: It wasn't dar-

Joy: WE'RE DOING IT.

Kelp: *gestures to the JW*

Kelp: This is a snek. 

Kelp: *holds up Winter*

Kelp: This is a nope rope.

Winter: Put me down or I will unhinge my jaw and FUCKING EAT YOU.

Qibli: As someone familiar with snakes, I believe we're all non venomous and can't do that....

Winter:.....SO WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BE COOL SNAKES?!!?!?

Kelp: If you had venom, you'd be a danger noodle. 

Joy: Or Eddie Brock.

Kelp: A cober is a danger noodle.

Air: DO NOT BOOP FOR FEAR OF HURT JUICE.

Moon: Did- Did you just call venom hurt juice?

Kinkajou: MAGICAL DEATH JUICE!

Moon: NO.

Kelp: *holds up Carnelian*

Kelp: This is a boop noodle.

Carnelian: I most certainly am not.

Kelp: They have cute snoots-

Carnelian: BITCH-

Kelp: This is also hazard spaghetti.

Kelp: *holds up Turtle*

Kelp: This is a slippery tube dude.

Kelp: *holds up Qibli*

Kelp: This is a spicy noodle and/or caution ramen.

Qibli: Checks out honestly.

Kelp: *holds up Winter*

Kelp: This is murder spagurder. Also uggo but still luvo snek.

Winter: I AM NOT UGLY.

Qibli: FACTS!

Carnelian: C'mon Winter, just admit it....

Carnelian: You're ugly and you're proud.

Winter: WELL YOU'RE DEAD.

Carnelian: AND YOU'RE A SNAKE.

Winter: SO ARE YOU???

Kelp: *holds up Moon*

Kelp: Judgmental shoelace.

Joy: HA!

Kelp: *holds up Amber*

Amber: Oh, I've been waiting for this.

Kelp: Screaming worm boi.

Amber: *screams*

Kelp: *picks up Kinkajou* 

Kelp: Noodle ball.

Kinkajou: I ACCEPT MY GLORIOUS FATE. *curls up into a ball*

Kelp: Okay, that's it, now you can go nuts.

Turtle: I miss my feet :(

Carnelian: AREN'T THERE SNAKES THAT HAVE WINGS? COULDN'T I BE ONE OF THOSE??

Amber: Can sneks lick their eyeballs?

Carnelian: What the actual fu-

Amber: OH MY MOONS WE CAN.

Carnelian:.....*licks eye*

Carnelian: THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST FREAKING SENSATION-

Amber: I KNOW! *keeps licking eye*

Seashell: This is.....not how I thought this would go. 

Nightflyer: I wonder....*pulls out a recorder and starts playing a snake charmer theme*

Qibli: *hypnotized and dancing to the music*

Moon: QIBLI STOP, HE'S USING YOU

Qibli: CAN'T STOP! THE RHYTHM- IT'S IN MY BONES!

Moon: WE DON'T HAVE BONES!

Kinkajou: *shivers*

Kinkajou: I don't like being cold blooded.

Turtle: I have literally no idea what that has to do with this, I feel normal.

Air: I made snek sweaters!

Kinkajou: THIS IS SO COMFY, I AM NEVER TAKING IT OFF.

Carnelian: You know we get to be dragons again soon, right?

Kinkajou: NEVER! TAKING! IT! OFF!

Amber: If you could be any snek, who would you be?

Winter: ONE THAT CAN EAT DRAGONS.

Joy: Geez, tell us you're a cannibal without telling us.

Winter:.....DIDN'T YOU MAKE THE DOD EAT CLAY????

Rainkeeper: Yeah, but he was cool with it.

Air: He knows his fate.

Qibli: I wanna be Rattlesnake Jake from Rango, that dude was SICK.

Amber: I want to be the snake that Mama Odie has in the Princess and the Frog. That dude was having a fun life.

Kinkajou: I WANNA BE VIPER FROM KUNG FU PANDA!

Turtle: I want to be Kaa from the Jungle Book.

Joy: OMM I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.

Kelp: What?

Joy: *giggling*

Joy: *picks up all the sneks and dumps them on her head*

Joy: Hey- Hey Kelp?

Kelp: Yeah?

Joy: I'M MEDUSA.

Kelp: NOOOO, DON'T TURN ME TO STONE!

Moon: I quit.

Carnelian: I'd like to be dead again.

Winter: Think I can strangle her neck from here?

Joy: If you do, it'll be whacking day.

Qibli: Isn't that the holiday where you beat snakes with clubs?

Joy: *takes out club*

Joy: Yep.

Joy: *dumps sneks off her head*

Joy: But we don't support animal abuse here, soooo

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*JW turn back into dragons*

Joy: *whacks Winter with a club*

Winter: One day. I just want ONE DAY WHERE I CAN WHACK YOU BACK WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.

Joy: *in a whiny voice* When will you learn? When will you learn- THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES- *whacks him again*