Kelp: So we've finished watching the second season of Umbrella Academy.

Joy: For the second time.

Rainkeeper: AND IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST SEASON SOMEHOW LIKE WOW

Air: Ray deserves all the love and all the hugs. Also Klaus, but that's nothing new.

Rainkeeper: *screeches* VANYA BABY!

Nightflyer: Allison got so much character development that I actually like her now, AND DID I MENTION SHE GOT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?

Seashell: IT WAS SO GOOD.

Kelp: YOU SHOULD ALL GO WATCH IT!

Air: So what are we doing for the dare today?

Joy: *tosses Air a phone*

Air: *fails to catch it*

*phone shatters*

Air:......

Joy:.........

Nightflyer: *quietly hands Air another phone*

Joy: We're sending you into the Darers of the Jar of Sorrow Discord server.

Air: But I thought I wasn't allowed there.

Rainkeeper: We're making an exception for today.

Air: What do I do there?

Joy: I don't know, figure it out. 

Kelp: We're gonna go mini golfing, call us when you're done.

Air: You're not gonna stay?

Seashell: Nope.

Air: Oh. Okay.

Nightflyer: You'll have Tam and Kevin for company!

Kevin: *purrs*

Air: Okay, awesome, I'm in. *opens Discord*

Other hosts: *leave*

Rainkeeper: Yeah we're not really going mini golfing.

Kelp: Wait we aren't? AWWWWWW-

Joy: We're gonna spy on Air and everything she types.

Nightflyer: And I'm going to step in and remove her the second this becomes inappropriate for her.

Joy: No you're not.

Nightflyer: Yes I am.

Joy: No you're not.

Nightflyer:.........Fight me.

Joy: Okay! *tackles Nightflyer*

*Note, the following chapter took place in the Discord Server, with the following people: Fireblaster968, GodzillaDaGamer, Rasgajag, Cram McDuncan Jeff III, Skyfal, GreyWolf, and a Cheems cameo*

Fire: Hello

Air: Hi!

Mom: Heyo

Godzilla: *insert general kenobi gif*

Mom: Hi AIRRRRRRRRR.

Godzilla: Where my gifs? Bruh moment

Fire: Welcome to the Discord server

Air: Thanks for having me!

Fire: No problem

Mom: Oh, it's our pleasure *yeets a Misha Collins*

**

Nightflyer: They know how to please her, this is bad.

Joy: Shut up

**

Wolf: Hello

Fire: Don't mind Godzilla he's stupid

Godzilla: That is offensive, Fire

Fire: I don't care

Godzilla: I'm cancelling your ass

Fire: No u

Mom: *evil cackling*

Ras: Oh god

Air: Okay.... don't tell Nightflyer I'm here

Mom: I won't

Ras: We won't

Mom: Hehehehe

Ras: Bruh

Air: Sooooo what normally goes on around here?

Mom: HEY AIR LETS TAKE OVER WITH SPN POWER

Godzilla: Fire bullies Kaiju for being dumb

Air: YES

Fire: Random crap happens

Mom: This is it. This is the norm

Air: Wait wait WAIT

Fire: Yes

Wolf: What the fuck

Air: PIZZAMAN SAM

Mom: OOO

Wolf: Did I walk into

Pizzaman Sam: Hello there

Fire: Air is here

Mom: THAT REMINDS ME OF TAM

Godzilla: Don't question it

Air: AAAHHHHHHH

Wolf: Give Air some pizza

Mom: POOR TAM

Air: Cas learned it from the pizzaman!! AND THE PIZZAMAN IS SAM

Pizzaman Sam: *hands Air pizza*

Mom: *Dean Winchester gif*

Wolf: I'm gonna die

Air: Thank you, you blew my mind and gave me pizza, you're my favorite now. YES MOM

Mom: OOO YES

Fire: Good wolf, I hope you do

Wolf: Thanks Fire

Fire: No problem!

Mom: AIR LETS DO A DARE

Air: Okay!

Wolf: I wonder if there's water nearby...

Godzilla: Water is for CASUALS

Fire: No

Mom: A SIMPLE GAME

Fire: Ok

Air: Ok

Fire: What is this challenge?

Ras: Look in the cactus, there is water

Godzilla: A game? This sounds like Jigsaw

Mom: OF YOUR CHOICE MUST BE PLAYED

Air: I'm ready

Mom: Pick a game

Wolf: *yeets a cactus at Fire for no reason*

Air: Uh-

Mom: Will it be never have I ever? T or d? Who knows

Godzilla: *star wars "This is where the fun begins" gif*

Mom: Oh yes

Wolf: Yup

Mom: The fun

Air: Let's do Never Have I Ever, I haven't played that in awhile

Fire: Ok

Mom: Oh boi. I lost fast, kids, that's a warning

Fire: Good lol

Mom: 10 fingers?

Wolf: I think I know how but brush me up on rules

Godzilla: Warnings are for CASUALS

Air: Ten talons yep!

Fire: Ok

Mom: *ten talons up*

Fire: I'm ready to maybe win

Ras: *ten talons*

Mom: I'm ready to lose

Ras: Same

Fire: Who goes first?

Sky: Same

Godzilla: I'm ready to become bald

Sky: lol

Wolf: Well I'm being ignored

Mom: Guest first?

Wolf: Story of my life

Air: Wolf, if you've done the thing, you lower a talon. When it's your turn, say something you're never done

Wolf: Thx

Ras: Yes Air, go first

Wolf: Somebody cares

Godzilla: Imagine CARING. That's for casuals

Wolf: Imagine giving a shit

Mom: NOW WE START FUCKERS

Fire: Nobody cares Godzilla

Godzilla: Imagine imagining

Wolf: Imagine not

Mom: MY CHILDREN WE BEGIN

Air: Never Have I ever... drove a car

Wolf: Ok

Mom: 9 talons

Wolf: All 10

Godzilla: This bald man pinned hello

Fire: All 10

Mom: You didn't specify what kind

Wolf: Wait, does a ranger count?

Ras: All 10

Air: Any kind, sure

Godzilla: 9 talons

Sky: Ten

Mom: Yep I'm down a man

Wolf: 9

Fire: 9 talons

Sky: talons

Godzilla: Do we chop off a talon?

Air: Please don't.

Mom: How about Wolf next?

Godzilla: Bet

Wolf: Ok

Air: Oh nooo

Godzilla: I shall HACK OFF MY TALON

Air: WHHHYYYY

Mom: Wait YES CHOP DEM FINGERS

Godzilla: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, AIR

Air: AAAHHHHHHHH

**

Nightflyer: CAN I TAKE HER OUT NOW?

Other Hosts: NO.

**

Wolf: Never have I ever broken a bone

Sky: 9 talons

Fire: 9 talons

Godzilla: 9 talons

Ras: 9 talons

Air: 10, but I've come close before

Mom: 9 talons One thing I HAVENT done yet

Godzilla: YET

Mom: YET

Sky: YEt

Mom: It's on the bucket list

Ras: Ok can I go

Sky: same

Wolf: oof

Mom: Yes

Godzilla: Bucket list bet

Fire: Ras next

Air: Your bucket list concerns me

Fire: Good

Godzilla: I'll get a hammer

Mom: I hear that a lot

Sky: lol

Ras: Ok never have I ever binged Harry Potter. 8 talons

Air: 9

Wolf: 9

Mom: 8 fingers

Fire: What counts as a binge?

Ras: All of them in a row

Sky: 9 talons

Mom: I didn't do it on purpose

Sky: I would

Fire: 8 talons

Godzilla: 9 talons then

Mom: I'll go now

Air: Nightflyer has made me do that many times

**

Nightflyer: She said she liked the movies!

Rainkeeper: Yes, everyone likes them the first couple times, Nightflyer, but after a few HUNDRED THOUSAND?

Nightflyer: I don't see your point.

**

Wolf: Oof. So who's next?

Mom: Never have I ever acted like Joy

**

Joy:...........

Joy: Well-

Joy: Okay, that's fair

**

Wolf: 8

Air: Well

Ras: Wooo Nightflyer could be my friend, I might have done it too many times for it to be just a binge.

**

Nightflyer: See! I'm not alone!

Seashell: You have a problem.

Nightflyer: WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS HERE.

**

Mom: *thinks hard*

Wolf: Totally 8

Air: 8

Ras: 7 talons

Fire: 8

Mom: 7 talons

Sky: 8 talons

Godzilla: 8 talons now

Mom: Zilla next

Godzilla: Yo BET

Air: Ras, you and Nightflyer should hang out and binge Harry Potter

**

Nightflyer: We will Ras, we will....

**

Wolf: Literally every single friend has been threatened

Mom: Same.

**

Joy:.....I like these guys.

Air: That's not healthy, but that's Joy.

Joy:......

Joy: Wow Air, tell us how you really feel.

**

Ras: That would be fun...

Fire: They have the same personality

Ras: Maybe another time

Mom: Yep

Wolf: Yup

Ras: Ok Zilla, your turn

Godzilla: Bet

Air: I'm afraid of what he's gonna say

Ras: Same

Fire: Good

Wolf: Same

Mom: I fear nothing

Godzilla: Never Have I ever done drugs

Godzilla: 7 talons

Air:.....

Fire: 8

Air: 7

Wolf: 8

Ras: 8 still have 8

Sky: 8 talons

Godzilla: Casuals

Air: I BLAME TORD OK

Air: THEY MADE ME

**

Rainkeeper: Wow, she really just threw us under the bus, didn't she?

Joy: NO ONE SAID YOU HAD TO EAT THE POT BROWNIES, AIR.

Seashell: It's completely your fault she got thrown in jail for drug possession though.

Joy: Oh, I know that, I took responsibility for that and broke her out of jail too. Moving on

**

Ras: Well does butter beer count....

Wolf: Oof

Fire: Really

Godzilla: Butterbeer isn't a drug

Air: Unless alcohol counts

Godzilla: Alcohol...counts. Why the fuck not

Mom: 6 talons

Ras: Ok then 7, I've had butterbeer

Mom: Alcohol is gross

Sky: 7 talons

Fire: Still 8

Air: Butter beer doesn't count, it doesn't have actual beer

Rainkeeper: How disappointing.

Wolf: 8

Godzilla: VODKA is da shit

**

Joy: Why- why did Rasputin come on our playlist the second that was typed?

Kelp: THE COMRADES HAVE FOUND US, RUN.

Hosts: *start screaming*

**

Air: Bourbon is better

Godzilla: Lies

**

Rainkeeper: Kids, kids! You're both right!

**

Mom: I prefer Whiskey

Air: You haven't tried my bourbon

**

Nightflyer:........I'm getting her out of there.

Joy: No you're not. I'll sit on you.

Nightflyer: SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DRINKING!

Rainkeeper: Yeah, Air drinks. You didn't know that?

Nightflyer:........I'm sorry-

Nightflyer: WHAT!!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: Yeah, she's my drinking buddy.

Nightflyer:.......Joy, I'm going to murder your brother.

Joy: Okay.

Rainkeeper: Wait, no-

Nightflyer: *lunges at Rainkeeper*

**

Godzilla: Vodka is the drink of the COMRADE

Mom: Bourbon is good tho

Sky: Yeah

Godzilla: OF THE PROLETARIAT

Air: Mr. Wick's bourbon is very good

Mom: NEXT

Wolf: Who

Fire: Alright I think it's my turn

Air: Go for it!

Godzilla: Juan Wick. Mexican John Wick

Wolf: What's he gonna say?

Fire: Never Have I ever actually kissed someone

Godzilla: Damn fire, you exposing the virgins

Fire: 8 for me

Godzilla: 6 talons

Mom: 5 talons and no comment

Wolf: ...It pains me to say it but I'm still at 8

Air: 6

Sky: 7

Fire: Hahaha I am sad

Wolf: I have some regrets

Fire: Lol

Air: NO REGRETS

Sky: Same

Ras: 7 talons, I have no friends so a kiss that not close to real

Air: Awww, that's sad

Sky: I waited too long to watch Harry Potter

Godzilla: *Castiel I regret nothing gif*

Air: CAS YES

Mom: HRR

Fire: Aight

Mom: Next

Fire: Has anyone not gone yet

Godzilla: Regrets are for CASUALS

Mom: Back to Air, I do believe

Air: No regerts

Sky: I missed the kiss one oops

Sky: Still 7

Air: Has Sky gone?

Mom: Skyfal's turn

Sky: Never have I ever read all WOF books in 1 day

Mom:.......

Wolf: .....7

Mom: Damn you

Air: 5...

Fire: 7

Godzilla: Still at 6

Wolf: I have too much time on my hands

Mom: 4 talons and a death glare

**

Joy: Wait that sounds like a good title for a scroll.

Nightflyer: I'd read that.

Rainkeeper: You read everything.

Nightflyer: That's irrelevant

**

Sky: 6

Air: We had to for tord accuracy

Mom: Yea TEAH

Sky: Yeah I know we have to do it

Air: TEAH

Wolf: NO CRAM NO

Air: It was a long day

Mom: TEAH AINT DEAD BITCHES

**

Rainkeeper: YES!

Joy: Someone kill it. PLEASE.

Rainkeeper: NEVER HAHAHAHAHA

**

Fire: Not the degenerate word

Wolf: NO

Godzilla: Some things are just that important

Fire: The cursed word

Air: TEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Fire: AHHHHH

Mom: TEAH TEAH TEAH

Wolf: HOW ABOUT NO

Godzilla: TEAH is illegal

Fire: FUCK OFF

Air: Rainkeeper isn't here, but we'll keep him alive through that word

**

Rainkeeper: HELL TEAH AIR!

Joy: I hate you.

Rainkeeper: I SHOULD MAKE T SHIRTS! THE T STANDS FOR TEAH!

Joy: NO.

**

Godzilla: Banned

Mom: *high talons Air*

Air: *high talons Mom*

Godzilla: Mamaaaaaaaaa

Air: I like this one

Godzilla: ooooooooooooh

Air: OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ras: 6 talons to WOF books

Sky: *high talons but misses*

Air: DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

Godzilla: *Bohemian Rhapsody gif*

Fire: Alright Air's turn

Mom: AIR again

Air: I think Godzilla will be mad at me for this one

Godzilla: Bet

Mom: Good

Sky: Lol

Wolf: Oh fun

Fire: Do it

Ras: Do it

Godzilla: DO IT. JUST DO IT

Wolf: DO IT

Mom: Perfect

Air: Never have I ever seen Star Wars the Clone wars

Godzilla: Motherfucker

Fire: 7

Ras: Fuck you

Wolf: 7

Ras: 5

Mom: 3 talons

Godzilla: You degenerate son of a bitch

Ras: ^

**

Nightflyer: *slowly fuming with anger every time someone insults Air*

Rainkeeper/Joy: *holding Nightflyer back, just in case*

Nightflyer: I SWEAR-

Kelp: Oooosa, Nighflyer. Oosa

**

Wolf: Oof

Sky: What defines watching it?

Ras: All of it

Air: I'M JUST NOT INTO STAR WARS IM SORRY

Godzilla: I am disappointed

Mom: I'm not.

Air: I know...

Fire: Same as you Air

Godzilla: Hey Air 

Air: Ow

Sky: 6 talons

Air: Ha I'm a 5. I'm a 58 year old man in a kids body

Godzilla: I'm still at 6

Mom: I AM AT FUCKING 3, MY CHILD

Fire: I'm at 7

Air: MOM'S GONNA LOSE

Mom: No duh I always do, it's inevitable

Sky: 6

Ras: I'm at 5

Wolf: Never have I ever asked someone out

Fire: 6

Sky: Still 6

Godzilla: 5 now

Ras: 5 like I said I have no friends

Mom: 2 talons EZ

Godzilla: You're a goner

Wolf: Rip

Wolf: 6

Mom: Yep

Air: 4

Ras: I am bullied by everyone including girls so...

Air: RAS I WILL FIGHT YOUR BULLIES

Ras: Oh god

Mom: ME TOO

Godzilla: Feels bad man.mp3

Mom: IM UR MOM

Wolf: I'm at 6

Air: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fire: Alright Cram go

Mom: I AM MOM

Fire: Oh sorry MOM

Ras: I have farym to fight them oh and my weeb club

Wolf: Wtf

Ras: Farym is my oc

Wolf: CRAM GO

Air: Good. Fight back.

**

Joy: Ah, I've influenced her well.

Nightflyer: Fucked up a perfectly good dragon is what you did. Look at her, she's on Discord.

**

Mom: Never Have I ever read the T or D of Lauren

**

Hosts:.........

Seashell: Okay, that's a lie.

Kelp: HOW ARE YOU HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T?

**

Ras: 5

Air: 4

Wolf: 5

Fire: 5

Godzilla: 4

Ras: I'm still at 5

Sky: 5

Mom: One talon and Murderbasket worthy smug face

Air: HA

Fire: Mother is about to die

Wolf: Hmmmmm

Sky: I'll go

Fire: No

Air: If you lose first, you win at life

Mom: Exactly. I'm already dead honey

Godzilla: Mother shall be eliminated first

Wolf: *loads gun* Execution time

Godzilla: F in the chat

Wolf: Somebody get her out

Mom: Ez. Literally almost anything will make me die

Ras: You know Air I have been in a battle between your scavenger writer, we keep tagging each other

Air: Tag, you're it

Mom: GO

Ras: No you're it check your notifications

Ras: Never have I ever collected the Pokemon trading cards and not knowing how to play the game

Wolf:...4

Fire: 4

Mom: *blinks*

Sky: 5

Wolf: Fuck you

Ras: 5 still

Air: How many counts as collecting?

Ras: 2 packs

Air: Ok then still 4. I have 2 cards

Mom: Guys

Fire: I loved Pokemon cards

Godzilla: 4 still

Mom: GUYS. I WIN AT KNIFE. I MEAN LIFE

Air: YAY!

Sky: I'm trying to collect the entire pokedex now lol

Wolf: I have three binders full and I still do't really know how to battle

Fire: You died

Ras: I know how to play the game and have won tournaments for it

Wolf: *shoots Cram*

Mom: That's fine

Fire: Mother is out

Godzilla: F

Mom: I'm gonna go negative

Godzilla: F in the chat bois

Fire: Alright, Godzilla go

Godzilla: Yo Bet

Ras: I play too many card games

Godzilla: Let me think of something good

Ras: Let me list them

Sky: mtg. Pokemon for me and custom games

Mom: *throws out a jolteon*

Wolf: I play yugioh *shudders at the mention of the cursed bot* and pokemon

Mom: *thows charizard ex*

Ras: Magic, Yu gi oh, Pokemon, Hearthstone, and many others!

Air: PSYDUCK

**

Kelp: Is that all Air knows about Pokemon?

Rainkeeper: That's all any of us know about pokemon

**

Wolf: ROCKRUFF

Mom: ALRIGHT GUYS

Godzilla: Quack

Air: Quack

Godzilla: QUACK

**

Joy: Why is she quacking?

Nightflyer: I- I don't know *sighs*

**

Air: QUACK

Fire: QUACK

Mom: OOO

Godzilla: Le quack

Wolf: Ok Godzilla go

Godzilla: Oui Oui

Air: THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND

Wolf: AND HE SAID TO THE MAN

Fire: RUNNING THE STAND

Wolf: HEY

Godzilla: No

Wolf: BAM BAM BAN

Wolf: GOT ANY GRAPES

Air: QUACK

Mom: Air do you need to escape so Nightflyer won't find u here?

Air: He doesn't know I'm here. He's clueless hahahahaha

**

Nightflyer: Clueless, huh? Okay Air, tell me how you really feel.

Joy: You can get annoying at times. And nagging. Like an old man.

Nightflyer:........*punches Joy*

Kelp/Rainkeeper/Joy: *punches Rainkeeper*

Nightflyer: *from the floor* This is not a fair fight

**

Mom: Hrr

Fire: No

Godzilla: Just drug him

Mom: Noice

Wolf: Ok we're off topic.

Air: Gooo

Godzilla: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. Never have I ever PRAISED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CHEEMS

Air: Which blood god

Cheems: DORIME

Fire: 3

Air: Who's Cheems?

Ras: 5 nope

Mom: OH HONEY

Fire: THE HOLY CHEEMS

Wolf: Welp

Sky: 5

Cheems: Heretic

Fire: DORIME

Wolf: U dead

Godzilla: HERETIC

Mom: I'm disappointed in myself

Air: What?

Wolf: 5

Mom: I'm at negative 1

Ras: Don't ask

Godzilla: PRAY BROTHERS

Mom: I've done it

Fire: INTERIMO ADAPARDE

Wolf: DORIME

Air: I'm confuzzled but ok

Fire: Good. Be confused

Mom: ATONE

Godzilla: DORIME

Air: Is that an exorcism?

Wolf: No

Fire: Yes

Mom: Um

Wolf: It's a song

Godzilla: It's a PRAYER

Mom: Anyway

Godzilla: TO CHEEMS

Fire: Never have I ever played a Nintendo game

Mom: HAVE A GISH THING AIR

Air: THAT'S AWESOME! I MADE KIDS PROTEST SANTA

Mom: My mother drew it

Mom: Negative 2

Sky: 4

Wolf: 4 and proud of it

Ras: 4 three moons too many to count

Mom: Nice

Sky: Nintendo is lifeeeeee sometimes

Air: 3

Mom: WHAT ARE WE AT GUYS

Wolf: I'm speedrunning ultra moon

Fire: I'm at 2

Sky: 4

Godzilla: I'm at 3

Air: BIG THREE

Wolf: Got dat cap pikachu

Ras: 4

Wolf: 4

Sky: Never have I ever felt high without drugs

Mom: Uhhh

Sky: I'm at 3

Ras: I'm at 4

Air: 2

Fire: 2

Wolf: 4

Godzilla: Still at 3. I need drugs

Sky: I feel high all the time

Mom: HURRY WE MUST END THE GAME. THE ASSASSIN ALMOST FOUND ME AGAIN

Air: What assassin? DEATHBRINGER?

Mom: I THINK IT'S JOY

**

Hosts: *look at Joy*

Joy: Why would I hurt an innocent jam demon that happens to be Mom?

Rainkeeper: Because you're you.

Joy: Wow. Okay. Just for that, I'm disowning you as the Mom friend.

Rainkeeper: You can't do that, I AM THE MOM FRIEND.

Joy: Not anymore! CRAM CAN YOU ADOPT US HOSTS?

Kelp: And Tam T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD too! Don't forget about Tam!

Air: Oh no, not Joy. She'll make the game dirty.

Joy:.........

Kelp: She does have a point-

Joy: SHUT UP.

**

Godzilla: Oh snap. THE PLOT THICKENS. Muderbasket

Air: Never have I ever seen the Tiger King

Mom: I only know Murderbasket

Wolf: Murderbasket

Fire: 2

Ras: 3

Godzilla: 3

Wolf: 3 although I want to

Ras: I have never...

Sky: Still 3

Godzilla: Meow

Mom: Negative 3 and counting

Wolf: CAROL BASKEN

Sky: Never heard of it till now

Air: All I know is somebody died

Godzilla: Carol Basken is bald

Mom: Oof

Air: Nightflyer says it's not worth my time

**

Seashell: how dare you-

Nightflyer: It's not.

Seashell: HOW DARE YOU-

Nightflyer: AIRFLYER HAS STANDARDS, SEASHELL.

**

Godzilla: Tigers go brrrr

Mom: Yea

Air: Purrrrr

Fire: Alright

Mom: Ignore the Nightflyer, watch it.

**

Nightflyer:........I'm offended, but at the same time YES, I AM THE NIGHTFLYER. 

Joy: You're lame is what you are.

Nightflyer: DIE IN A DITCH, JOY.

Joy: *clutches chest, stumbles back dramatically*

Joy: Oh, ouch. Was that supposed to insult me?

**

Air: Nah, he usually knows what's good for me

Ras: But if he says anything about Harry Potter listen

Mom: Tru but still

Godzilla: Noooooooo you have to stay away from big cats.... Haha tiger go brrr

Air: I like tigers purrrrr

Mom: And mother goes Hrrrr

Wolf: Never have I ever punched someone

Air: 2, I think?

Fire: 2

Godzilla: Still at tres

Mom: Negative 4

Wolf: 3

Sky: As a friend or actually punched?

Air: Wait no 1-I'M AT ONE

Ras: 2...

Wolf: Actual punch

Mom: I would be rich if I had a penny for every time I punched someone

Fire: I'm at 2, I'm a pacifist

Sky: Martial arts counts?

Godzilla: Nerd

Fire: I use words to hurt people

Godzilla: Fucking CASUAL

Ras: 2 talons

Godzilla: Why use words when you can inflict pain?

Wolf: IDC IF YOU PUNCHED SOMEBODY IN A NOT FRIENDLY WAY IT COUNTS

Mom: Guys I'm running out of negative talons

Air: I've thrown a mug in Seashell's face, I've totally punched people.

**

Joy: I remember that day....

Seashell: I couldn't see for a week.

Joy: That was a great day.

Seashell: Go fuck yourself.

Joy: Too busy fucking your brother, I'm afraid.

**

Godzilla: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Sky: 3

Fire: You can make people cry Godzilla

Air: Haha....true....

Fire: That is the key

Godzilla: You can make em cry by cutting them til they bleed

Ras: Never have I ever read the JALGFY trilogy in a row in one night oh wait I'm out...

Ras: 0 now

Air: Hahahaha. STILL AT 1

Wolf: Who's left?

Air: ME

Sky: I'm at 2

Godzilla: Rip bald man

Fire: Everybody except for Cram 

Air: And Ras

Godzilla: Cram is DEAD

Mom: OK SO IM LIKE NEGATIVE 6 OR SOMETHING

Air: RIP CRAM NERD

Mom: I AM MOTHER NERD

Wolf: Never have I ever commented on a tod update

Wolf: 1

Air: DEAD

Fire: 1

Sky: Still 2

Godzilla: Oh shit I'm at 2

Air: SOMEONE SEND ME A TOMBSTONE

Mom: Negative 7 smh

Fire: TOMBSTONE

Air: YES! I WANT SABRIEL FANART ON MY GRAVE

**

Nightflyer: She's- she's too happy about it.

Rainkeeper: It is really good fanart though...

Nightflyer: True....

**

Wolf: Out of all my time on Wattpad I never commented on a tod update

Ras: Wow

Fire: Godzilla go

Godzilla: Bet... Is a NSFW question allowed?

Fire: Yes

Mom: Yes duh

Wolf: This'll be good

Air: We're cool here. Unlike Seashell.

**

Seashell: I'm not even surprised at this point

Nightflyer: AIR YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT NSFW STANDS FOR.

Joy: Yes, but she understand everything in the category.

Nightflyer: Not.....everything.....right?

Joy:..........

Joy: Well, naturally she's still the most innocent one here, but I have seen her bookmarks on AO3, so she's far from pure-

Nightflyer: Oh three moons

Joy: We've corrupted her, Nightflyer.

Nightflyer: RIP my innocent Air.

Kelp: She never truly existed, buddy.

Nightflyer: I CAN DREAM HAROLD

**

Mom: No kink shaming

Godzilla: Never have I ever watched some really weird shit on pornhub

Wolf: 1

Godzilla: I'm at 1 now

Fire: 1

Sky: Still 2

Fire: I've never gone on pornhub

Godzilla: Lies. Fire you lie.

**

Joy: Guys if you don't know what the site is DO NOT LOOK IT UP.

Rainkeeper: We are not responsible for scarring middle schoolers for life.

**

Wolf: SOMEBODY BRING DOWN SKYFALL

Sky: No

Wolf: Make the Sky fall

Fire: Alright my turn

Wolf: It would be funny if the other hosts were just watching this

**

Hosts:........

Rainkeeper: Fuck they're onto us

**

Air: OH NO

Fire: Yes

Air: IM DEAD

Air: I CAN ALREADY HEAR JOY LAUGHING.

**

Joy: *laughing*

**

Mom: BACK TO THE GAME

Fire: Never Have I ever had a bird s a pet

Air: Still at 0

Mom: I'M STALLING AT NEGATIVE 7 GUYS

Fire: 1 still

Godzilla: Still at 1

Sky: 2 still

Wolf: 1

Air: No negatives yet!

Fire: Remember it has to be something you haven't done. Nvm. That rule is void

Godzilla: V O I D

Wolf: I've done a lot

Air: There's so much weird stuff I HAVE done. And it's all weirdly specific

**

Nightflyer: That's true

Kelp: Give me an example

Joy: One time I trespassed onto government property in order to rip the hinges off of a creepy neighbor's treehouse using a long rusted pipe.

Kelp:......Okay, that makes sense

**

Sky: Never have I ever gone to a hockey game

Fire: FUCK

Wolf: 1

Sky: Still 2

Air: NEGATIVE 1

Fire: dead

Mom: negative 8

Godzilla: Imagine watching hockey

Air: It was very cold

Wolf: *shoots Fire*

Fire: Dammit parents

Mom: Air join the negatives club

Air: JOIN US IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD

Godzilla: Execute order 66

Sky: Execute order 69

Mom: EXECUTE ORDER 420

Air: There it is

Air: EXECUTE ORDER 55 HAHAHAHAHA

**

Nightflyer: *slowly turns and glares at Joy*

Joy: It's a chapter every girl must read.

Kelp: Why are you limiting it to girls, I enjoyed it

Joy: I know you did.

**

Mom: EXECUTE ORDER 2020

Air: too soon

Sky: God be like

Mom: Never too soon

Godzilla: THE FINAL NERDS

Air: Wolf, Sky, and who?

Wolf: Never have I ever been at a sleepover

Air: -2. It was fun, we drew on Kelp's face

**

Kelp: Wait what?

Seashell: Yeah we did that.

Kelp: I don't remember this!

Joy: Of course you don't, you were sleeping

Kelp: But nobody even told me when I woke up!

Nightflyer: Oh course not

Kelp: OH MOONS. What did you even write?

Rainkeeper: I fart in my sleep....

Joy: PROPERTY OF JOY....

Nightflyer: Nerd....

Seashell: Loser....

Nightflyer: Air drew a mustache....

Kelp:.......

Kelp: I hate you all.

**

Sky: 1

Wolf: 1

Godzilla: Sleepover requires friends

Fire: 0

Sky: really you haven't?

Godzilla: Yes I'm lonely, now fuck off

Mom: negative 9

Wolf: Me, Sky, and Zilla. All at 1

Air: AND THEN THERE WERE THREE

Mom: One more. Kill them all

Air: Try to get them all in one swoop

Godzilla: OH OH OH STAYIN ALIVE

Godzilla: Yo bet. Imma kill you ALL. I shall defeat everyone in one fell swoop

Mom: END IT SO NIGHTFLYER CAN TAKE AIR ON A DATE

**

Nightflyer:........

Nightflyer: Okay, she's the Mom friend now

Rainkeeper: TRAITOR.

Joy: *high fives Nightflyer*

Air: YES! I LIKE DATES

Kelp: Welp, the internet has decided buddy, you have to take your girlfriend out

Nightflyer: Okay. I'm fine with that

**

Mom: GOOD

Godzilla: Never have I ever typed a word in English

Air: SHIT THAT'S A GOOD ONE

Fire: Welp

Mom: GUYS

Mom: I MADE IT TO -10

Fire: Everyone died. The end. The Hosts and Audience win

**

Joy: We always win.

Rainkeeper: Perk of being the host

**

Air: We all lose therefore we all rule at life

Godzilla: The true victory was the friends we made along the way!

Fire: Have fun typing that Lauren

Lauren: I've typed worse. Remember be more chill?

Wolf: DON'T FORGET TO PLAY OUR SPONSOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

Godzilla: BE SURE TO LEAVE A LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

Fire: GOODBYE NOW

Godzilla: AND DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK

Mom: ALL PLAYERS- I AM YOUR MOTHER

Air: AND ILL SEEEEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUUU IN THE NEXT VIDEO!

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: *storms into the room*

Nightflyer: We were watching you the whole time.

Air:.........

Nightflyer:..........

Hosts:.........

Air: Well shit. *runs away*

Seashell: What do we do now?

Kelp: *checks watch*

Kelp: Now we go to Lauren and Aspen's wedding I guess

Rainkeeper: Good enough.

Seashell: I'll go summon a demon to be my plus one.

Kelp: Uh, I have a whole Webtoon to show you why that's NOT a good idea-