Rainkeeper: I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate the epicness that is these drawings our Scavenger author's friend made.

Joy: You're just saying that cause she drew you and Pear.

Rainkeeper: Not true!

Joy:.........

Rainkeeper: She also drew Tree-Bud.

Air: LET ME SEEEEEEE

Seashell: Why does Tree Bud look like he's possessed and about to violently murder something?

Rainkeeper:......You haven't met that sloth, have you?

Seashell: No I have not.

Rainkeeper: Well that's what he does.

Air: Everything looks so shiny....

Joy: Why does Pear have a dog nose-

Rainkeeper: IT IS ART AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITIQUE IT.

Nightflyer: But that's what art critics do.....

Rainkeeper: SHUDDUP

*players appear*

Clay: I hope you know I kept all the clay statues.

Peril: My statue got set on fire again, and it hardened and got all shiny, so now we have a permanent slippery puddle Clay calls art.

Clay: It's not THAT slippery. Here, Sunny, walk on this.

Sunny: Okay. *walks on it, slips and falls*

Meerkat: Are you okay?

Sunny: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WITH BANANA PEELS!!!

Meerkat: Oh, honey no....Anything that's slippery can make you fall....

Sunny: YOU MEAN I SWORE OFF EATING BANANAS FOR NOTHING?????

Glory: No, you swore off eating bananas because I told you they'd make you fall so that you'd get scared and there'd be more bananas for me.

Sunny:........BITCH.

Glory: Hey, FRUIT WAS LIMITED IN THAT CAVE. A RAINWING'S GOTTA DO WHAT A RAINWING'S GOTTA DO.

Tsunami: And apparently what a Rainwing's gotta do is Nightwings.

Air: Are you sure that's not just every tribe.

Deathbringer: It really is, we're taking over.

Kelp:......All those jokes about bananas and seriously nobody said it?

Kelp: Do I have to say it?

Kelp:.........Okay fine.

Kelp: THIS SHIT'S BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Joy: You did good Kelp.

Kelp: I know.

Air: Did you guys know Rob Benedict and Richard Speight Jr. have a podcast?

Rainkeeper: NUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Seashell: I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE HEARING ABOUT THE SUPERNATURAL CAST UNTIL AT LEAST OCTOBER.

Air: Ha, bitch you thought.

Nightflyer: You need another Joy detox, you're sassy today.

Air: Misha Collins sent me an email calling me his love today. I will say whatever I want about that cast now.

Nightflyer: Wait- he-what?

Air: Read for yourself. *hands him phone*

Nightflyer:.....*breaks phone and growls*

Joy: It got sent to half a million other people, Nightflyer-

Nightflyer: Nobody gets to compliment Air's eyes but mE-

Air: Uh oh. Nightflyer-

Hosts: *slowly back away*

Nightflyer: Air, I'm sorry, but Misha has to die now

Air: NO!

Nightflyer: I- HE CANNOT JUST, I SWEAR TO-

Air: *bear hugs Nightflyer*

Air: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nightflyer: RELEASE ME, I HAVE TO CORNHOBBLE HIM-

Air: Woosah, Wooosaaaaa

Nightflyer: *calms slowly*

Air: There we go, that's better.

Seashell: Anyways......We need you guys to sing Never Going Back by the Score

Rainkeeper: See I feel like we were given a lot of Score songs, but we don't actually listen to the Score very much.

Joy: Most of the songs these guys are dared to sing are from artists we've never heard of.

Seashell: Example A- had NEVER heard of Grandson. Now we actually like him

Kelp: *searches through the jar of sorrow* Who else is hiding in here?

Seashell: That we haven't heard of? NerdOut, Manic Drive, Brynn Elliott, Suburban, Emily Osment, and Sam Tinnesz

Seashell: But this game did introduce us to Todrick Hall, Halsey's good songs, and a bunch of other stuff so it evens out really. 

Joy: I am Halsey trash for like four of her songs and I accept that. 

Rainkeeper: Now get singing, people!

Riptide: But we're not people-

Joy: Geez Riptide, just cause you got an interview with the Joy Squad doesn't mean you're hot stuff, kay?

Air: I am still so mad you updated that.

Joy: Why does us not procrastinating for once make you mad?

Air: BECAUSE I STILL HAVEN'T UPDATED THE AIR FORCE.

Joy: *shrugs* Not my fault you got addicted to Supernatural and are too unstable to provide people with their quizzes and ship brackets.

Air: SUPERNATURAL IS NOT AN ADDICTION-

Joy: What's Misha Collins's phone number?

Air: 323 405 9939.

Joy: BOOM. ADDICT.

Air: HEY THAT INFORMATION IS ON GOOGLE, DAMMIT, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

Joy: You need rehab.

Air:............

Air: *drops to the floor* I KNOW.

Nightflyer: *hugs her* There there.

Kelp: Anyways, DOD, sing away. *hits play on boombox*

*music starts*

Clay: Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Shrug us off our shoulders
We don't do what they told us
So I don't wanna be another face in the crowd
So I can't slow it down, no
So I can't slow it down, no

Sunny: They write us off and say it's just another opinion
I'm tired of trying to fit in when I'm one in a million
So I can't slow it down, no
No I can't slow it down, no

Glory: I'm never gonna follow
Just because they say so
I'm never gonna let go, let go
Of this high

DOD: I've already hit the low, oh-oh-oh-oh
I've already felt the cold, oh-oh-oh-oh
So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
Never giving in, never going back
I've already fell below, oh-oh-oh-oh
I fell deeper than the snow, oh-oh-oh-oh
So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
I'm never giving in, never going back

Starflight: Don't tell that it's over when I'm just getting started
I'm done with waiting for them 'cause my ship has departed
And I can't slow it down, no
No I can't slow it down, no

Tsunami: I'm never gonna follow
Just because they say so
I'm never gonna let go, let go
They won't win this fight

DOD: I've already hit the low, oh-oh-oh-oh
I've already felt the cold, oh-oh-oh-oh
So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
Never giving in, never going back
I've already fell below, oh-oh-oh-oh
I fell deeper than the snow, oh-oh-oh-oh
So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
I'm never giving in, never going back
Oh-oh, (oh-oh) never giving up, never gonna crack
(Oh-oh) Never giving in, never going back

Clay: I'm never gonna follow

Tusnami: Just because they say so

Glory: I'm never gonna let go, let go

Starflight: 'Cause I've already hit the low, oh-oh-oh-oh

Sunny: I've already felt the cold, oh-oh-oh-oh

DOD: So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
Never giving in, never going back
I've already fell below, oh-oh-oh-oh
I fell deeper than the snow, oh-oh-oh-oh
So I'm never giving up, never gonna crack
I'm never giving in, never going backOh-oh, (oh-oh) never giving up, never gonna crack
(Oh-oh) Never giving in, never going back
Oh-oh, (oh-oh) never giving up, never gonna crack
(Oh-oh) Never giving in, never going back

Joy:........We need to listen to more of-

Kelp: We need to listen to more of the The Score.

Joy: I love it.

Rainkeeper: I know right?

Nightflyer: IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR THE DRAGONETS OF DESTINY THOUGHT.

Air: Go on, do that thing where you analyze why the song was picked for them, you know you want to.

Nightflyer: Cause they have repeatedly been at the bottom, but they always followed their own path, "never gonna follow just because they say so-" WHEN HAVE THE DOD EVER DONE ANYTHING OTHERS WANTED THEM TO?

Tsunami: Never.

Sunny: Literally never.

Glory: We were literally born and raised to pick one of three Sandwings, and we didn't even do that.

Nightflyer: AND THEY NEVER GAVE IN AND NEVER CRACKED!

Nightflyer: JUST- *faceplants into the floor and screeches*

Nightflyer: I LOVE IT WHEN THE MEANING OF A SONG RELATES TO CHARACTERS SO BEAUTIFULLY.

Air: We know.

Rainkeeper: *gasps*

Joy: What?

Rainkeeper: I just realized that when Wings of Fire is a TV show, there will be song edits with them in it-THE MULTIFANDOM VIDEOS. THE SONG EDITS, GUYS. THE SONG EDITS OH MY MOONS.

Joy:.......We will watch them all.

Air: I am prepared to never leave home again.

Nightflyer: Air you haven't left home in months.

Air: AND I AM PREPARED TO CONTINUE THAT STREAK WITH PRIDE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Seashell: Why you guys were talking I listened to the song three more times.

Kelp: WITHOUT US???

Deathbringer: GUYS SING IT AGAIN.

Glory: No.

Deathbringer: Pretty please?

Glory:...No.

Deathbringer: I won't annoy you for a week.

Glory: Seriously?

Deathbringer: Very siriusly.

Glory:......PLAY THE DAM MUSIC, WE'RE SINGING IT AGAIN. 

Kelp: *hits play*

DOD: *starts singing again*

Joy: *looks directly at the readers*

Joy: Be prepared for a surprise in our next chapter.