Air: *crying*

Rainkeeper: Are you sad because we're back from vacation?

Air: *still crying, shakes head*

Nightflyer: Is it because we didn't get a chance to buy Twizzlers to make a reference to a Destiel oneshot at the grand canyon?

Air: *sniffles* Yes but actually no.

Air: I'm still having nightmares about the Watermelon man.

Kelp: The-

Kelp: The what?

Air: *holds up picture* I just turned around and it jump scared me and now it won't go away.

Kelp: *jumps a mile* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!?!?

Air: IT'S A SCARY DEMON, THAT'S WHAT.

Joy: Weird- why does he have watermelon?

Kelp: *screeches and covers his eyes*

Kelp: I DON'T KNOW, JUST TAKE IT AWAY TAKEITAWAY!!!

Air: I CAN'T, IT WON'T STOP HAUNTING ME!!!  *starts crying again*

Kelp: I don't even have a religion and it makes me want to cross myself.

Seashell: Then do it.

Kelp: I'm sorry?

Seashell: Do it, I am genuinely curious what you think crossing yourself even is.

Kelp:.......

Kelp: *taps his chest a couple times* In the name of the father, the son, and the marching band.

Seashell:.......No.

Joy: Yes. Continue.

Kelp: Our lord and savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned, the black parade come, thy Way be done, on Helena and in DESTROYA. Give us this danger day our daily Toro, and forgive us our Na na na's, as Mama will forgive us when we all go to hell. I'm not okay. Iero be with you.

Hosts:.......

Joy: First question, when did you have time to join a religion based on My Chemical Romance?

Kelp: What do you think I do when you're busy torturing people?

Joy: I thought you did jigsaw puzzles....

Kelp: No. Well, yes, but sometimes I go to MCR Church.

Joy: Can I join?

Kelp: Obviously.

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Happy Pride Month guys!!!

Clay: I have no idea what that is, but Amber's very happy about it and there's rainbow ribbons everywhere so I'm enjoying it.

Nightflyer: Are any of you guys not straight, now that I'm thinking about it?

Tsunami: I mean I've heard rumors that the TV Show might make me not straight, but last time I checked I was.

Glory: If we're putting money on this, my bet's on Sunny being pan.

Meerkat: Wait what? Why?

Sunny: I JUST LOVE EVERYBODY SO MUCH, OKAY??

Meerkat: Aaaaannnd now I see it.

Riptide: I'm not gay but like, if Qibli asked.....

Tsunami: You are NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME FOR QIBLI.

Riptide: Totally! I get that! And besides, he's already happily involved in a love triangle, and I'm in love with you, but like....

Riptide: If he asked....

Tsunami: *facetalons*

Peril: I mean I'm totally straight, but Ruby's really attractive.

Clay: What?

Peril: But I mean that's just common knowledge.

Clay: Uh, no-

Fatespeaker: No no, she's got a point.

Starflight: Fatespeaker, you can totally tell me if you're not straight.

Fatespeaker: You're not getting out of this relationship that easily.

Starflight: Dammit.

Deathbringer: I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Glory: Bullshit, you'd kiss a guy for free if I asked.

Deathbringer: WOULD NOT!

Glory:........

Deathbringer:.......

Deathbringer: I mean what's the guy look like?

Deathbringer:.......Is it Qibli?

Kelp: What I'm getting from this is that you're all a little bit gay.

Clay: Isn't everybody?

Nightflyer: Oh definitely, like I'd date Rainkeeper in a heartbeat.

Rainkeeper: You'd what now?

Kelp: He said he'd date you in a heartbeat.

Kelp: And I second the motion, Rainkeeper is very dateable.

Rainkeeper: ?????

Seashell: Just face facts, Rainkeeper, the only dragon out of the hosts that has never considered and enjoyed the idea of dating you is your sister.

Joy: EW.

Rainkeeper: WHEN DID I BECOME THE HOT FRIEND???

Deathbringer: You're my son, it's all in the genetics.

Air: Oh, speaking of Glorybringer, you guys have to sing for us today.

Glory: Wow, that's a dare idea we haven't done in awhile.

Deathbringer: Yeah, I missed our simple singing dares. 

Seashell: You have to sing Dance Monkey by Tones and I

All: *collective groan*

Glory: Another good song ruined by TikTok

Riptide: They've hurt too many songs already.

Joy: I will say this once, and only once.

Joy: TIKTOKERS DO. NOT. COUNT. AS. FAMOUS. CELEBRITIES. E V E R.

Air: Famous people that happen to have TikTok are different.

Starflight: I want you guys to name one famous TikToker who was not already famous before TikTok.

Hosts:.........

Players:.......

ME:.........

Kelp:.....Jojo Siwa? Is- Is that what she does?

Joy: I honestly have no idea.

Rainkeeper: I feel old.

Air: Same.

Seashell: Just sing, guys, we like this song, TikTok's free real estate claims aside, so go for it.

Deathbringer: Gladly.

Rainkeeper: *clicks play on the boombox*

Glory/Deathbringer: *flip on sunglasses*

Glory: They say oh my God I see the way you shine

Glory/Deathbringer: *start dancing*

Glory: Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine
You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time

Deathbringer: Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you dance just one more timeSo they say

Glory: Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

Glory: I said oh my God I see you walking by
Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes
Just like a monkey I've been dancing my whole life
But you just beg to see me dance just one more time

Deathbringer: Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you dance just one more timeSo they say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

Glory/Deathbringer: They say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all againOoh
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh
Ah ah, ahThey say

All: *ends up having a huge dance prty*

All: Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all againThey say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again

Glory/Deathbringer: All again

All: *cheers*

Joy: I couldn't give you a reason why, but this song has Glorybringer vibes all over it.

Kelp: I know right?? 

Nightflyer: Alright, when that TV show actually happens, we need song edits of this. ASAP.

Rainkeeper: Why wait til the TV Show? Get an animator on it.

Nightflyer:.....OH MY MOONS, YOU'RE RIGHT

Air: *clicks on the boombox again*

Peril: What have you done?

Air: I just wanted to dance to it again.....

All:......*gives in and dances to it again*

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