Air: *screaming*

Nightflyer: What?

Air: IT'S THE 66TH PART!!!

Joy: Is that why you drew satanic symbols all over the place?

Air: YES.

Kelp: Part 66. Welp, you know what that means.

Air: We get to summon all our favorite demons to hang out?

Kelp: No....We're only three parts away from part 69.

Joy: Nice.

Rainkeeper: Idiots. I am surrounded by immature idiots.

Joy: Yeah but you love us, so let's summon some demons!

Air: YAY!

Nightflyer: Demons and hypnosis? Oh yeah. Definitely NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.

*players appear*

*Mat Lavore appears*

Mat Lavore: Let's pick up where we left off, yes? *snaps*

JW: *falls asleep*

Rainkeeper: Please PLEAAAASEEE TEACH US THAT TRICK.

Mat Lavore: A magician never reveals their secrets.

Joy: LIES.

Mat: *touches Qibli* The person I'm touching and ONLY the person I'm touching. You now speak a language entirely of your own devising. Not English, not Dragon, not anything other or in between. You wake up and talk in your language, greet others in your language as you always have. You do not know how to speak anything else.

Mat: *touches Kinkajou* The person I'm touching and ONLY the person I'm touching. Someone near you is going to be speaking a different language, but you can understand it. You're bilingual, just like you always have been. The language and the one you normally speak are on the same level in your mind.

Kelp: NO WAY. THERE'S NO WAY-

Mat: *touches Moon*

Mat: The person I'm touching and ONLY the person I'm touching- I understand you still do not have a name. You didn't know your name before, so allow me to remind you of it. Your name is, and always has been, Bruce Wayne the Third.

Hosts: *gasp*

Nightflyer: I love it.

Air: BATMAN!!!!!!

Kelp: BATMOON!!!!

Joy: Hi I'm Wayne Bruce, the manbat.

Mat: You come from a very long, distinguished like of Bruce Waynes. You're VERY proud of your family's name, and if someone were to laugh or make fun of your name, you would be very angry, and very offended. Not to the level of violence, bu-

Joy: YES TO THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE.

Rainkeeper: WE LOVE VIOLENCE HERE!

Mat: Okay, um- MAYBE to the level of violence, but that'll be up to you. You are Bruce Wayne the Third.

Mat: *touches Turtle* The person I'm touching and ONLY the person I'm touching. You are not stuck to your seat. If you try to leave, you'll find that you cannot stand, you are perpetually superglued to your spot.

Mat: Now....Everyone AWAKE. *snaps*

JW: *wakes up*

Mat: Hi there.

Carnelian: Hello?

Kinkajou: Hi....

Moon: Hey.

Qibli: Smarglenorf.

Winter: WHAT IN THE FUCK?

Kinkajou: What?

Winter: Qibli WHY DID YOU SAY THAT??

Moon: Yeah, that was weird.

Kinkajou: Why, he just said hello

JW: *stare at Kinkajou*

Kinkajou:......WHAT?

Qibli:  Qincivious barglesnarf ji? 

Carnelian: THOSE ARE NOT WORDS.

Kinkajou: All he did was ask why we can't understand him!

Mat: Can you understand him?

Kinkajou: DUH.

Mat: What language is he speaking?

Kinkajou:....Uh-

Mat: Where did you learn it?

Kinkajou: I don't know?? I guess I've always known it?

Turtle: You didn't tell me you were bilingual.

Kinkajou:  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS.

Mat: Do you think you could act as a translator for him?

Kinkajou: Sure?

Winter: Honestly Qibli, this isn't funny, just talk normally. 

Qibli: JI OL WERTYINK BERFGANNOLLY!!!!

Kinkajou: HE IS TALKING NORMALLY.

Amber: *sighs* Well darling, at least you still have your looks.

Qibli: SNE WARFSTACHE GHOSTBUR CHAN.

Kelp: Oh my moons, his language has references-

Amber: What did he say?

Kinkajou: Uh.....

Kinkajou: He thinks your scales look nice today!

Amber: Liar.

Kinkajou: I don't like to say bad words.

All: *flashbacks to Kinkajou's swearing*

Joy:.....Yeah and I've never killed anyone.

Winter: This prank is SO STUPID, QIBLI RELEARN THE LANGUAGE. Moon, back me up on this.

Moon: *keeps sitting there*

Winter:....Moon.

Moon: *doesn't react*

Winter: *shoves her* MOON!

Moon: Ow, stop! Why do you keep calling me Moon???

Winter: Because that's your name?!?!

Moon: Ew, no. My name is Bruce Wayne the Third!

JW:.........

Hosts:.........

Air: *snorts*

Carnelian: THAT is the STUPIDEST NAME-

Moon: EXCUSE ME?

Carnelian: *laughs* Bruce Wayne the Third? SERIOUSLY? Just cause you're a Nightwing doesn't mean you're BATMAN-

Moon: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAMILY'S NAME?

Carnelian: What family? Batman's dead parents? Your dead absent dick of a father?

Moon: *punches Carnelian*

Carnelian: HEY. *punches back*

Moon/Carnelian:.........

Moon: *tackles Carnelian off her chair*

Moon/Carnelian: *start trying to kill each other*

Winter: Oh three moons....*watches intently*

Qibli: WIPERNIL HATP HOLDINFROGGIN MUJI UBERNACK CRAGGIN!!

Kinkajou: I'm NOT translating that.

Amber: Please do *pulls out popcorn*

Kinkajou: *long suffering sigh* I pity translators...

Kinkajou: He said "Winter, this is NOT the time to be attracted to Moon fighting dragons."

Amber: Bitch PLEASE, LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CHECKING OUT WINTER FOR THE LAST HUNDRED DARES

Qibli: qaStaHvIS rep law' juHDaq pum tu'lu'.

Air: That was just Klingon, come on.

Moon: I'LL KILL YOU!

Carnelian: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO, WEATHERBOY?

Moon: I'LL KILL YOU, FOR MY NAME IS BRUCE WAYNE THE THIRD!

Carnelian: *punches her and bursts out laughing*

Carnelian: I can't- IT'S JUST SO STUPID!

Moon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Kinkajou: Turtle do something! Make them stop fighting!

Turtle: WHY ME?

Kinkajou: BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT BEING A PEACEMAKER.

Turtle: NO I'M NOT, YOU MADE PEACEMAKER!

Kinkajou: JUST DO IT.

Qibli: FUOEBAL AIHS!!!

Turtle: FINE! *tries to stand*

Turtle: Uh-

Turtle: I can't get up.

Kinkajou: C'mon Turtle, you're brave enough to handle them!

Turtle: Yeah right- but seriously, I can't-*tries again* get- *struggles* UP-

Amber: don't be ridiculous *tries to pull him out of the chair*

Amber: What in the-

Winter: Please, you're just weak.

Amber: BITCH EXCUSE ME-

Winter: *tries and fails to pull Turtle out of the chair*

Amber: WHO'S WEAK NOW?

Kinkajou: Did you sit in superglue or something??

Turtle: I DON'T KNOW.

Amber: It's his inner cowardice. It's gluing him to the chair.

Kinkajou: TURTLE IS NOT A COWARD.

Turtle: ????

Turtle: I'M A HUGE COWARD!

Winter: Okay, maybe we've just been doing this wrong. *shoves the chair over*

Turtle: *falls, still firming seated in the chair on the floor*

All:..........

Amber: Last time I saw somebody defy the laws of physics like that, a bowler hat was flying up in the air.

Kinkajou: SCREW GRAVITY!

Kinkajou: *flies up to the ceiling*

Kinkajou: HOW DO I GET DOWN?

Kelp: YOU DON'T. YOU'RE DOOMED TO BE A MINION ON THE CEILING.

Joy: YOU'RE OUR DESMOND THE MOON BEAR NOW!

Air: IF I THROW YOU A BRUSH, CAN YOU SCRUB THE MARY WINCHESTER CHAR MARKS OFF OF THERE?

Rainkeeper: DES-MOND themoonbear.

Kinkajou: HOW DID I GET HERE?

Rainkeeper: THE END.

Mat: The end indeed! *snaps*

JW: *fall asleep*

Mat: Well you were all certainly....interesting participants, but I think it's about time things went back to normal.

Hosts: Awwww

Mat: Awake!

JW: *wakes up*

Turtle: What happened?

Moon: Why am I bleeding?

Carnelian: Why do I have blood on my talons?

Air: What's your name?

Moon: Moonwatcher...?

Air: AWWWWW I WANTED HER TO STAY BRUCE WAYNE THE THIRD!

Moon: BRUCE THE WHAT NOW?

Mat: Before I go, I have one last trick I'd like to perform. *hands a box of needles to Rainkeeper*

Rainkeeper: I'm not piercing your ears. I know HOW, but I'm still not gonna.

Mat: Just confirm that these are standard needles, nothing strange about them.

Rainkeeper: Okay.

Joy: *pokes one*

Joy: Yep, standard issue small sewing needles. I use ones just like these for eye and nail related torture.

Rainkeeper: I use them for needlepoint.

Joy:.....We lead very different lives.

Air: Rainkeeper YOU DO NEEDLEPOINT??

Rainkeeper: Pear and I may have picked it up....

Air:......

Air: Oh dear moons I have fanfiction to write-

Mat: Since the needles check out, please confirm that this is an average, normal length of string?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Mat: Great. *eats it*

Nightflyer:

Nightflyer: I'm sorry DID YOU JUST EAT STRING-

Mat: Yep. *takes a needle out of the box*

Nightflyer: NO.

Air: *screeches* NO.

Joy: Y E S-

Mat: *eats the needle*

Players: *start freaking out and shrieking*

Seashell: *covers her eyes* NO NO NO- GROSS GROSS GROSS-

Winter: You've seen us brutally dismembered HUNDREDS of times, you've seen INCEST- WHY IS THIS THE THING THAT GROSSES YOU OUT??

Seashell: HE ATE A NEEDLE!

Mat: *eats another needle*

Seashell: *screams*

Joy: AWESOME.

Mat: As the only one who's not squeamish, will you please confirm that the needles are nowhere in my mouth? *opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue*

Joy:.....Nope, you definitely ate them.

Kelp: WAIT! *check's Mat's hands and sleeves*

Kelp:.....Oh my moons he actually ate them-

Mat: Yep! *eats the rest of the needles*

All: *freak out*

Joy: Waaait for it!

Seashell: NO.

Mat: *gags a little*

Air: *screeches* NO!

Mat: *reaches into his mouth*

Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mat: *pulls out a piece of thread with several needles hanging from it*

All: *screaming and freaking out*

Mat: That's actually a very famous Houdini trick.

Seashell: GREAT NOW PLEASE LEAVE BEFORE YOU GROSS ME OUT MORE.

Moon: OR DO MORE WEIRD THINGS TO US!

Joy: *applauds*

Joy: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Air: We need more guys like this is TorD

Joy: HELL YEAH WE DO.