Nightflyer: Too many celebrities are dying-

Air: NO. NO. No. 

Air: *gathers up all her favorite celebrities and hugs them*

Air: YOU CANNOT TAKE THESE ONES, DEATH. I WON'T ALLOW IT.

*players appear*

Amber: NO.

Amber: *fall to the floor, starts crying*

Carnelian: He's been like this for awhile.

Clay: My hugs haven't helped. It's bad.

Amber: *loud pained noises*

Riptide: What happened?

Rainkeeper: Naya Rivera drowned.

Amber: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE! THEY JUST SAID THEY FOUND A BODY. THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S HERS! *cries harder*

Meerkat: I- I don't know who Naya Rivera is.

Amber: SHE WAS MY QUEEN!!!!

Carnelian: I thought Charlie Bradbury was your queen-

Amber: I HAVE MANY QUEENS, BUT SHE WAS THE SASSIEST!!!

Amber: SANTANA NOOOOO!

Carnelian: *hugs Amber*

Amber: *mumbled nonsense words*

Rainkeeper: Just, shake it off, buddy. It'll be alright.

Joy: We'll throw in a sad video and move on to happier things, okay?

Amber: Okay....

https://youtu.be/8lmAcEmWxCg

Nightflyer: RIP Naya Rivera.

Kelp: Alright, reset time.

Air: Amber, you can take the day off if you need it.

Amber: Thank you.

Amber: *leaves*

Winter: Wait- because a scavenger celebrity she's never met dies, SHE GETS OUT OF THE DARE!?!?!?

Winter: Why doesn't that work for the rest of us!?!?!?

Joy: Winter, name ONE scavenger you've cared about EVER.

Winter:..........Bandit was cool.....

Air: YOU KEPT HIM IN A CAGE.

Winter: Point taken. What are we doing today?

Seashell: Today we will be doing one of Nightflyer and Joy's favorite things.

Tsunami: That combination already sounds like hell, hit me.

Nightflyer: We're TAKING A QUIZ!!!!

Clay: *screams in fear*

Kinkajou: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO READ.

Starflight: YAY!

Joy: And f you answer wrong, I'LL KILL YOU!

Moon: *screams*

Turtle: Even I don't trust my intelligence that much.

Qibli: What's the quiz on?

Air: Supernatural Supernatural supernatural-

Rainkeeper: Air, you read the dare-

Air: Teah, but maybe the magic dare fairies changed it afterwards.

Rainkeeper:........Sweetie, where do you think dares come from?

Air: Magic.....dare fairies......

Nightflyer: She still sleeps with a nightlight, don't judge.

Air: Hey, it's night, and that means I need my nightLIGHT and my NightFLYER.

Nightflyer: Yes you do.

Seashell: We're quizzing you on your WOF knowledge.

Peril: Our what.

Kelp: Knowledge about Tui Sutherland's epic series about yall.

Joy: I'd just like to clarify- wherever you imagine we host this game, note that we only have three walls.

Air: We broke the fourth one AGES ago. Possibly with a wrecking ball and Satan.

Seashell: Now, I took the liberty of actually finding some WOF quizzes online-

Nightflyer: THOSE EXIST?

Seashell:......Yes.

Nightflyer: AND WHERE CAN I FIND THEM???

Seashell: Do you want me to put links in the comments?

Nightflyer: *clicks on a big neon sign that reads HELL. YES.*

Seashell: Got it. Clay will go first. *snaps talons*

*game show podium appears with Clay in front of it*

Kelp: *sets an apple on Clay's head*

Joy: *loads up a crossbow and points it at Clay*

Clay: Um-

Joy: So here's how this works, bud. Nightflyer will ask you a question. Answer right and I shoot the apple. Answer wrong and I shoot you. Got it?

Clay: Yes?

Clay: But what if I get it right and you miss the apple?

Joy: I don't miss.

Clay: Oh, good.

Nightflyer: Alright Clay. What was the name of the animus SeaWing who went crazy and tried to murder his family?

Turtle: *hand shoots up*

Rainkeeper: Wait your turn.

Turtle: BUT I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!

Clay: Um-OH! Oh, I know. That's Orca.

Nightflyer:........Let me repeat the question. What was the name of the animus SeaWing who went crazy and tried to murder HIS family?

Clay: Orca. Final answer.

Joy: Wrong-o. *shoots Crossbow*

Clay: *shot through the heart and Joy's to blame. She gives love a bad name*

Nightflyer: Sorry, Clay, the correct answer was ALBATROSS.

Seashell: NOW I'M AN ALBATROZ-

Rainkeeper: NO.

Air: Peril, your turn, step up to the podium.

Peril: But Clay's....Clay's body-

Joy: Oh, my bad. PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

Kelp: *pulls lever, trap door opens under Air and she falls*

Air: WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Joy: *facetalons* WHY do we even HAVE that lever?

Kelp: *pulls other lever, Clay's body falls through a trap door, Peril steps up to the podium*

Nightflyer: Peril, which false Dragonet of Destiny died in lava?

Peril: Viper. 

Nightflyer: That's correct!

Joy: *shoots flaming apple off Peril's head*

Fatespeaker: How did you even know that-

Peril: I make a point to know every dragon that dies a horrible flaming death. 

Fatespaker: Yeah, ok, that makes sense.

Riptide: *steps up to the podium*

Nightflyer: Riptide, How does a NightWing get their powers?

Riptide: Oh, that's easy. Nightwings no longer have powers.

Nightflyer: I'm afraid that's incorrect. 

Moon: Am I a joke to you?

Joy: *attaches flaming marshmallow to arrow and shoots Riptide*

Joy: *eats bloody roasted marshmallow*

Joy: I wish Peril had gotten her question wrong, I could've made smores through her.

Peril: You can do that without murdering me, y'know.

Joy: Where's the fun in that?

Tsunami: *steps up*

Nightflyer: Who was the NightWing Queen? Before Queen Glory.

Glory: I'm a queen, bitches, BOW. DOWN.

Deathbringer: *bows*

Glory: Good Deathybasket.

Deathbringer: NEVER USE THAT NAME.

Tsunami: Uh- that would be....Queen.....FightWinner? Warwinner? IT'S SOMETHING WITH WINNER, I DON'T KNOW, SHE DIED IN LAVA!

Glory: Actually she died from a LACK of lava-

Tsunami: SHUT UP GLORY!

Nightflyer: The word you were looking for is BATTLEwinner.

Tsunami: DAMMIT!

Joy: *shoots crossbow*

Kelp: *drops trapdoor*

Deathbringer: *steps up*

Nightflyer: How many of the dragonets of destiny have encountered both of their parents?

Deathbringer: FUCK

Glory: HA!

Deathbringer: Um, let's see here- Glory doesn't know her parents, even though they're totally Mangrove and Orchid-

Glory: Totally not, but okay Deathy

Deathbringer: Tsunami's met both her parents, cause her mom's a bitch and she killed her dad-

Turtle: Wait.

Turtle: Wait W-WHAT ABOUT MY DAD?

Starflight: Ooooooh, that is not gonna go over well.

Deathbringer: Sunny's met both her parents cause her mom is AWESOME and her dad's a loser-

Sunny: HE'S NOT A LOSER, HE'S JUST DEPRESSED.

Deathbringer: Whatever, and Starflight clearly has mommy and daddy issues so he likely hasn't met both his parents-

Starflight: The cocaine has NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PARENTS.

Deathbringer: And Glory mentioned nothing about Clay's parents so shit, but if I remember correctly, Mudwings don't really parent often so......

Deathbringer: Two. Tsunami and Sunny are the only ones who've met both their parents.

Nightflyer: Very good.

Deathbringer: I try.

Joy: *fires crossbow into the ceiling*

*arrow hits Mary Winchester*

Joy: Whoops, sorry lady.

Air: No, no. 

Air: Do it again.

Joy:.......Okay.

Glory: *steps up*

Nightflyer: Alright, time to find a good question *flips through notecards*

Nightflyer: *screams*

Air: What? What happened?

Nightflyer: *throws notecard on the ground and screams louder*

All: *looks at notecard*

All: *screaming*

Nightflyer: Okay, okay, moving on.

Nightflyer: Who is the DragonSlayer's daughter?

Glory:........The what?

Nightflyer: The Dragonslayer. What's his daughter's name?

Glory: Who the hell is the Dragonslayer?

Rainkeeper: A hypocrite.

Joy: M I N E

Air: A Jerk AND a Bitch

Seashell: A coward.

Kelp: A scavenger.

Glory: THANK YOU KELP, FOR THE ONLY USEFUL PIECE OF INFORMATION.

Glory: I have no freaking idea......Flower?

Nightflyer: No, that's his sister.

Glory: Wha-

Joy: *fires crossbow*

Starflight: *steps up*

Nightflyer: What were the names of Glory's team members when she competed to become queen?

Starflight: I, uh- I wasn't there for that.

Nightflyer: What were their names? There were four, we'll give you that much.

Starflight: Um.......Kinkajou.....

Kinkajou: Yes, and I was AMAZING in it.

Starflight: Tamarin?

Glory: Wow, you're surprisingly good at guessing.

Starflight: Jambu.

Glory: I picked my brother, there's a shocker.

Starflight: And......Man....grove....?

Glory:........You lucky son of a-

Nightflyer: That's correct.

Starflight: I AM UNDEFEATED!!!

Fatespeaker: *steps up*

Nightflyer: What Sandwing sister had the idea to turn their fight into a war?

Fatespeaker: Burn. Burn likes war. 

Nightflyer: Actually, I;m afraid it was Blister.

Fatespeaker: DAMMIT!

Joy: *shoots her*

Sunny: *steps up*

Nightflyer: Why did Scarlet imprison Kestrel?

Sunny: Didn't she hate her?

Nightflyer: Is that your final answer?

Joy: *raises crossbow*

Sunny: Yes?

Joy: *lowers crossbow*

Nightflyer: Very good. Scarlet never wanted to see her again.

Sunny: Phew.

Meerkat: *steps up*

Nightflyer: In which book was Darkstalker first mentioned?

Meerkat:..............

Meerkat: What are books?

Meerkat: And, uh......who's Darkstalker?

Nightflyer: How about we try a different question. How many dragons are there on the Jacket Art of Moon Rising?

Meerkat:.....*takes the apple off his head*

Meerkat: Just shoot me.

Joy: Okay. *shoots him*

Winter: *steps up*

Nightflyer: How old is Onyx?

Winter: Nineteen.

Nightflyer: That's correct. Joy, the apple

Joy: *shoots, misses the apple and hits Winter in the eye*

Winter: *screaming bloody murder cause there's an arrow in his eye*

Nightflyer: JOY WHAT THE HELL?!!?! He got the answer right!

Joy: I know.

Air: But you missed the apple!!!

Joy:.......Who said I missed?

Kelp: *sighs* Joy, you can't just shoot people with crossbows!

Joy: Why not?

Kelp: Because dragons need their eyes!

Joy: *sighs* FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Winter: FUCK YOU, JOY.

Joy: DIE IN A HOLE, WINNIE.

Qibli: *steps up*

Nightflyer: Who was kidnapping the RainWings?

Qibli: The Nightwings. It's a shame, really, cause Nightwings are hot. 

Glory: I know, right?

Air: So hot.

Winter: I'd agree but THERE'S AN ARROW IN MY EYE.

Rainkeeper: If you pull it out, you can get a free eyeball on a stick.

Winter:.........I HATE YOU.

Rainkeeper: That's okay.

Moon: *steps up*

Air: *passes out skyfire to all of them so Moon can't mind read the answers*

Moon: Dam.

Nightflyer: We like to cover all the bases here.

Nightflyer: During the war, which SandWing princess had the SeaWings on her side?

Moon: Uh.....Blister?

Deathbringer: That bitch certainly did. 

Nightflyer: That's correct. JOY, NO EYES.

Joy: *uses a regular bow instead of a crossbow*

Joy: What if I just take off one of those teardrop scales?

Moon: *screams and runs away*

Joy: *chases after her*

Kinkajou: *steps up*

Nightflyer: What does A.S. stand for in wings of fire?

Kinkajou:.................

Kinkajou: Alright Steve?

Nightflyer: After Scorching....

Kinkajou: Is Steve alright though?

Air: Yeah. He's okay. He's playing with Tam in a field somewhere.

Kinkajou: That's good. Good for Steve. Him and Tam are good for each other.

Joy: *shoots arrow at Kinkajou*

Joy: You may die, Kinkajou, but the ship you've just sparked into my brain shall live on.

Rainkeeper: We're making ships for dead cashiers now?

Seashell: Buddy I spent an hour yesterday binge watching Hetalia, so now I'm convinced Germany and Italy are a gay couple. Ships are made for EVERYTHING.

Rainkeeper: Point taken.

Air: Comment about Tam's future boyfriend or girlfriend below.

Kelp: Don't tell people to comment, this isn't YouTube, we have dignity here.

All: *wearing funny hats, oversized sunglasses and friendship necklaces handmade by Air out of macaroni*

Nightflyer: We pride ourselves in dignity here at T or D.

Turtle: *steps up*

Nightflyer: Who writes the Wings of Fire series?

Turtle:......Can I have some options?

Nightflyer: Air, care to read the options?

Air: TUI T. SUTHERLAND, TUI T. FRUTTI, STEVE T. TAMLINISADICKHEAD, AND JENSEN ACKLES

Turtle: Well I know you're obsessed with Jensen, but it's definitely not him.....Tui T. Sutherland?

Rainkeeper: *pulls rope*

*confetti falls*

Nightflyer: CONGRATS! YOU KNOW THE BARE MINIMUM!

Turtle: Sweet!

Carnelian: *steps up*

Nightflyer: How many siblings does Tsunami have?

Carnelian: Shit.

Carnelian: A LOT.

Kelp: Gonna need an actual number, there.

Carnelian:.........Fuck it.

Carnelian: 69.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Joy: AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE

Nightflyer: You are all so immature and that'd also WRONG.

Joy: Sorry, Carnelian. *flips open detonator and presses button*

*Carnelian explodes*

All: *screams*

Qibli: WHAT THE HELL?!!?!

Deathbringer: You used a crossbow for everyone else!

Joy: Yeah but fiery explosion is the only proper way to kill Carnelian....

All: *stares*

Joy: *reaches over, clicks play on boombox*

*I Think We're Alone Now starts playing*

Hosts: *start dancing*

Players: *covered in bits of Carnelian and staring*

Hosts: *keep dancing*

*camera slowly pans out*