Henry Stickmin Part 5 (J.W.)
Kelp: IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND WE FORGOT TO FIND A HALLOWEEN RELATED DARE AAAAHHHHHH
Seashell: ON IT! *jumps into the swimming pool full of dares*
Nightflyer: So, what's everyone's Halloween plans?
Rainkeeper: You say that like Halloween is still happening.
Joy: *appears behind Rainkeeper and screams*
Rainkeeper: *jumps a mile and screams*
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Joy: I love Halloween.
Air: ME TOO!
Air: *bouncing*
Air: And I'm doing GISH's Halloween mini hunt even though we have school and I'm supposed to go to a Halloween party that's not really a part cause we're just gonna sit outside and watch Supernatural possibly on a projector, so I'm gonna be really busy BUT I DON'T CARE! GISH! HALLOWEEN! YAY!
Nightflyer: You're doing so much better than last week, this is good!
Air: YEAH, WELL I DECIDED THAT THE EASIEST WAY TO AVOID MY EMOTIONAL PAIN ABOUT SUPERNATURAL IS TO REPRESS IT DEEP DEEP DOWN, AND IT'S GOING WONDERFUL SO FAR!
Nightflyer: Air.....
Nightflyer: Air NO.
Air: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Joy: She's going to crash and burn like a ceiling fire when that show ends.
Air: WHO SAYS I'M NOT INTERNALLY DONG THAT NOW???
Kelp: I hope you all are ready, because when Supernatural ends, we're doing ALL our Supernatural related dares.
Air: *nods seriously*
Air: ALL.
Joy: But that's not what we're doing today, so let's get started!
*players appear*
Winter: I hope you know I never want to play a video game again after this.
Kelp: Not even Among Us?
Winter: NO.
Kelp: *gasps*
Moon: Wait, where's Seashell?
Seashell: *floating dead in the dare pool*
Air: She's taking a nap.
Joy: *cleaning off knife*
Joy: A long nap.
Kelp: Joy, we talked about this-
Joy: And I don't see your point.
Rainkeeper: Well Qibli, I'm happy to say that you've reached the last Henry Stickmin game!
Qibli: REALLY???
Rainkeeper: No.
Qibli: Oh.
Rainkeeper: But I mean it's the last one we're playing, soooo *tosses the controls*
Qibli: I'LL TAKE IT!
Nightflyer: Hopefully you can finish it in less time than it took Markiplier.
Joy: Three moons, I love Markiplier.
Kelp: Unus Annus has made us diehard Mark Edward Fischbach fans, and we will fight you.
Air: I mean the real war is between Septiplier, Crankiplier, and Amyplier but fair enough.
Rainkeeper: And we still have like 8 Unus Annus videos to catch up on before the channel ends so chop chop Qibli, we've got things to do.
Qibli: Alright, alright. *starts Fleeing The Complex*
Winter: *is in a prison and taken to a holding cell*
Qibli: Oooo you get a friend this time!
Qibli: Alright, Winter what do you want to do?
Winter: Get the girl to help me, DUH!
Qibli:.....No.
Winter: What? Why not?
Qibli: Because.
Winter: BUT SHE COULD BE USEFUL.
Qibli: But I DON'T WANNA.
Winter: Oh three moons.....ARE YOU JEALOUS OF HER?
Qibli: NO!.....I mean she has nice hair-
Winter: SHE'S A STICK FIGURE, QIBLI.
Qibli: What's that supposed to mean?
Winter: I HAVE ENOUGH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS TRYING TO JUGGLE YOU, MOON, AND LYNX. I'M NOT GONNA THROW A STICK FIGURE INTO THE MIX.
Qibli: That's not reassuring.....
Winter: JUST PICK SOMETHING.
Qibli: FINE! JUST RUN OUT THE DOOR THEN!
Winter: *tackles the door guard and runs down the hall*
Guard with a gun: Oh no no no-
Qibli: AAAAHHHH SPEED ROUND, I HATE THESE!
Winter: THE CHOICES ARE TIMED, BETTER GO FAST!
Qibli: *closes eyes, screams and hits the controls wildly*
Winter: *somehow gets past the guards and into an elevator*
Qibli: Wait THAT WORKED??
Winter: Don't look at me, I'm just as surprised as you are.
Winter: *ends up on the roof*
Qibli: Oh boy....
Winter: What is this?
Qibli: I don't know, but a tank seems useful *clicks it*
Winter: *faces off against a tank in a fight*
Winter: *gets blown up*
Qibli: Oooooooh, it's a fight thing!
Winter: I. Hate. You.
Qibli: Let's try the guy with the sword!
Winter: I DON'T HAVE A SWORD.
Qibli: That's what you get for looking at the redhead stick figure.
Winter: OH THREE MOONS-
Qibli: *clicks it*
Winter: *wins a sword fight against the guard*
Qibli: Dang, he lived.
Winter: WHERE DID I GET THE SWORD?
Qibli: I don't know!
Winter: DO I STILL HAVE IT?
Qibli: I DON'T KNOW???
Winter: *runs over and hides behind a truck*
Winter: Okay, I'm near the gate. If you can get me past those guards, I'm in the clear.
Qibli: Already? I thought this was the longest game!
Winter: Is it?
Qibli: YEAH!
Qibli: Maybe that redhead just slows you down-
Winter: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE REDHEAD, QIBLI?!?!?!
Qibli: NO.
Winter: I DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO HER.
Qibli: I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
Winter: WE WERE JUST SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM!
Qibli: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
Winter: Oh just pick something that'll kill me.
Qibli: *clicks on costume*
Winter: *is a snowman*
Winter: *shuffles towards the guards*
Guard: Hey FROSTY'S ESCAPING! *shoots him*
Qibli: *bursts out laughing*
Winter: I was a snowman. A SNOWMAN. And he SHOT ME.
Kinkajou: Hey, Frosty is a highly wanted criminal.
Winter:......FOR WHAT CRIMES???
Kinkajou: You know, Winter.
Kinkajou: You know.
Qibli: *clicks on the truck*
Winter: Now we're talking.
Qibli: NOT ANOTHER SPEED ROUND!
Winter: I'M SURROUNDED, QIBLI HELP!
*Many, many, many failed attempts later*
Winter: *crying*
Winter: WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING THE SAME BUTTON IF YOU KNOW IT FAILS?
Qibli: BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HIT A DIFFERENT ONE OKAY?!?!?!
Qibli: *tries again, hits the right button*
Winter: *rams the enemy truck over the side of the mountain but flips the truck to the edge of the mountain in the process*
Winter: CRAP CRAP CRAP I'M GONNA DIE!
Qibli: Well the sandwich definitely wasn't the right choice, so I don't know how I'm supposed to win here.
Guard guy: Well Henry, consider me impressed. You are the first person to ever escape the wall.
Guard guy: You have two options. *nudges the truck a little further over the edge*
Guard guy: You can stay in there die, or you can return to the compound with us.
Guard guy: What's it going to be, Henry?
Qibli: Oh nooooo
Qibli: Airbag will kill us, doing nothing will kill us- WINTER WE HAVE TO SURRENDER.
Winter: DON'T. YOU. DARE.
Qibli: What?
Winter: I HAVE THROUGH HELL IN THESE GAMES, AND IN MY LIFE SINCE WHENEVER TRUTH OR DARE STARTED, AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET A FUCKING STICK FIGURE WITH A GOATEE MAKE ME SURRENDER. NOT AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! NO SURRENDER, QIBLI. NEVER SURRENDER.
Qibli: But Winter, you die with all the other options!
Winter: Then I DIE WITH MY PRIDE INTACT!
Turtle:.......You guys still have pride?
Kinkajou: What's that?
Qibli: *wipes away a tear and sets down the controls*
Qibli: As you wish, Winter. As you wish....
Guard guy: Well that's just too bad. *pushes the truck off the cliff*
*Truck falls*
Guard Guy: Alright, everyone back to work, I-
*camera pans down as the guards leave*
Winter: *is clinging to the side of the mountain*
Qibli: OH MY MOONS.
Winter: *climbs up*
Winter:......I......I did it.
Qibli: YOU LIVED!
Winter: I ESCAPED!
Qibli: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Winter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Winter: *runs away from the complex*
Qibli: YOU'RE PRESUMED DEAD!
Qibli: I've never been so happy to see those words!
Winter: That's the second time in my life that has solved all my problems! Maybe I should fake my death more often.
Moon: Winter, no.
Winter: I do have a lot of problems....
Qibli/Moon: WINTER NO.
Rainkeeper: Congrats on mostly suriving Henry Stickmin's life.
Winter: I give the guy a lot of credit, he's tough.
Qibli: And...?
Winter: And what?
Qibli: I mean, I WAS the one who made all the choices to help you escape....
Winter: And all the ones that got me tortured and usually killed.
Qibli: Yeah but, ultimately, you won every game, soooo
Winter: If you're looking for a thank you, you're never going to get one.
Qibli:........
Qibli: I CAN TRY.
Winter: But hey, you were willing to let me die, sooo fist bump?
Qibli:.....*fist bumps Winter and then kisses him*
Winter: THIS IS NOT HOW THE BRO CODE WORKS!
Qibli: Screw you, yes it is.
Days later.....
Qibli/Moon/Lynx: *standing before Winter's grave, crying*
JW: *trying to comfort them*
Moon: I can't believe he's really gone.
Qibli: It was so sudden.
Lynx: Why do the good always die young?
Elsewhere:.....
Winter: *siting in a beach chair, sipping a fruit drink*
Winter: Oh yeah. This is the life.
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