Henry Stickmin Part 5 (J.W.)


Kelp: IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND WE FORGOT TO FIND A HALLOWEEN RELATED DARE AAAAHHHHHH

Seashell: ON IT! *jumps into the swimming pool full of dares*

Nightflyer: So, what's everyone's Halloween plans?

Rainkeeper: You say that like Halloween is still happening.

Joy: *appears behind Rainkeeper and screams*

Rainkeeper: *jumps a mile and screams*

Joy: *bursts out laughing*

Joy: I love Halloween.

Air: ME TOO!

Air: *bouncing* 

Air: And I'm doing GISH's Halloween mini hunt even though we have school and I'm supposed to go to a Halloween party that's not really a part cause we're just gonna sit outside and watch Supernatural possibly on a projector, so I'm gonna be really busy BUT I DON'T CARE! GISH! HALLOWEEN! YAY!

Nightflyer: You're doing so much better than last week, this is good!

Air: YEAH, WELL I DECIDED THAT THE EASIEST WAY TO AVOID MY EMOTIONAL PAIN ABOUT SUPERNATURAL IS TO REPRESS IT DEEP DEEP DOWN, AND IT'S GOING WONDERFUL SO FAR!

Nightflyer: Air.....

Nightflyer: Air NO.

Air: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Joy: She's going to crash and burn like a ceiling fire when that show ends.

Air: WHO SAYS I'M NOT INTERNALLY DONG THAT NOW???

Kelp: I hope you all are ready, because when Supernatural ends, we're doing ALL our Supernatural related dares.

Air: *nods seriously*

Air: ALL.

Joy: But that's not what we're doing today, so let's get started!

*players appear*

Winter: I hope you know I never want to play a video game again after this.

Kelp: Not even Among Us?

Winter: NO.

Kelp: *gasps*

Moon: Wait, where's Seashell?

Seashell: *floating dead in the dare pool*

Air: She's taking a nap.

Joy: *cleaning off knife*

Joy: A long nap.

Kelp: Joy, we talked about this-

Joy: And I don't see your point.

Rainkeeper: Well Qibli, I'm happy to say that you've reached the last Henry Stickmin game!

Qibli: REALLY???

Rainkeeper: No.

Qibli: Oh.

Rainkeeper: But I mean it's the last one we're playing, soooo *tosses the controls*

Qibli: I'LL TAKE IT!

Nightflyer: Hopefully you can finish it in  less time than it took Markiplier.

Joy: Three moons, I love Markiplier.

Kelp: Unus Annus has made us diehard Mark Edward Fischbach fans, and we will fight you.

Air: I mean the real war is between Septiplier, Crankiplier, and Amyplier but fair enough.

Rainkeeper: And we still have like 8 Unus Annus videos to catch up on before the channel ends so chop chop Qibli, we've got things to do.

Qibli: Alright, alright. *starts Fleeing The Complex*

Winter: *is in a prison and taken to a holding cell*

Qibli: Oooo you get a friend this time!

Qibli: Alright, Winter what do you want to do?

Winter: Get the girl to help me, DUH!

Qibli:.....No.

Winter: What? Why not?

Qibli: Because.

Winter: BUT SHE COULD BE USEFUL.

Qibli: But I DON'T WANNA.

Winter: Oh three moons.....ARE YOU JEALOUS OF HER?

Qibli: NO!.....I mean she has nice hair-

Winter: SHE'S A STICK FIGURE, QIBLI.

Qibli: What's that supposed to mean?

Winter: I HAVE ENOUGH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS TRYING TO JUGGLE YOU, MOON, AND LYNX. I'M NOT GONNA THROW A STICK FIGURE INTO THE MIX.

Qibli: That's not reassuring.....

Winter: JUST PICK SOMETHING.

Qibli: FINE! JUST RUN OUT THE DOOR THEN!

Winter: *tackles the door guard and runs down the hall*

Guard with a gun: Oh no no no-

Qibli: AAAAHHHH SPEED ROUND, I HATE THESE!

Winter: THE CHOICES ARE TIMED, BETTER GO FAST!

Qibli: *closes eyes, screams and hits the controls wildly*

Winter: *somehow gets past the guards and into an elevator*

Qibli: Wait THAT WORKED??

Winter: Don't look at me, I'm just as surprised as you are. 

Winter: *ends up on the roof*

Qibli: Oh boy....

Winter: What is this?

Qibli: I don't know, but a tank seems useful *clicks it*

Winter: *faces off against a tank in a fight*

Winter: *gets blown up*

Qibli: Oooooooh, it's a fight thing!

Winter: I. Hate. You.

Qibli: Let's try the guy with the sword!

Winter: I DON'T HAVE A SWORD.

Qibli: That's what you get for looking at the redhead stick figure.

Winter: OH THREE MOONS-

Qibli: *clicks it*

Winter: *wins a sword fight against the guard*

Qibli: Dang, he lived.

Winter: WHERE DID I GET THE SWORD?

Qibli: I don't know!

Winter: DO I STILL HAVE IT?

Qibli: I DON'T KNOW???

Winter: *runs over and hides behind a truck*

Winter: Okay, I'm near the gate. If you can get me past those guards, I'm in the clear.

Qibli: Already? I thought this was the longest game!

Winter: Is it?

Qibli: YEAH!

Qibli: Maybe that redhead just slows you down-

Winter: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE REDHEAD, QIBLI?!?!?!

Qibli: NO.

Winter: I DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO HER.

Qibli: I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

Winter: WE WERE JUST SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM!

Qibli: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

Winter: Oh just pick something that'll kill me.

Qibli: *clicks on costume*

Winter: *is a snowman*

Winter: *shuffles towards the guards*

Guard: Hey FROSTY'S ESCAPING! *shoots him*

Qibli: *bursts out laughing*

Winter: I was a snowman. A SNOWMAN. And he SHOT ME.

Kinkajou: Hey, Frosty is a highly wanted criminal.

Winter:......FOR WHAT CRIMES???

Kinkajou: You know, Winter.

Kinkajou: You know.

Qibli: *clicks on the truck*

Winter: Now we're talking.

Qibli: NOT ANOTHER SPEED ROUND!

Winter: I'M SURROUNDED, QIBLI HELP!

*Many, many, many failed attempts later*

Winter: *crying*

Winter: WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING THE SAME BUTTON IF YOU KNOW IT FAILS?

Qibli: BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HIT A DIFFERENT ONE OKAY?!?!?!

Qibli: *tries again, hits the right button*

Winter: *rams the enemy truck over the side of the mountain but flips the truck to the edge of the mountain in the process*

Winter: CRAP CRAP CRAP I'M GONNA DIE!

Qibli: Well the sandwich definitely wasn't the right choice, so I don't know how I'm supposed to win here.

Guard guy: Well Henry, consider me impressed. You are the first person to ever escape the wall.

Guard guy: You have two options. *nudges the truck a little further over the edge*

Guard guy: You can stay in there die, or you can return to the compound with us. 

Guard guy: What's it going to be, Henry?

Qibli: Oh nooooo

Qibli: Airbag will kill us, doing nothing will kill us- WINTER WE HAVE TO SURRENDER.

Winter: DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Qibli: What?

Winter: I HAVE THROUGH HELL IN THESE GAMES, AND IN MY LIFE SINCE WHENEVER TRUTH OR DARE STARTED, AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET A FUCKING STICK FIGURE WITH A GOATEE MAKE ME SURRENDER. NOT AFTER ALL THE SHIT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! NO SURRENDER, QIBLI. NEVER SURRENDER.

Qibli: But Winter, you die with all the other options!

Winter: Then I DIE WITH MY PRIDE INTACT!

Turtle:.......You guys still have pride?

Kinkajou: What's that?

Qibli: *wipes away a tear and sets down the controls*

Qibli: As you wish, Winter. As you wish....

Guard guy: Well that's just too bad. *pushes the truck off the cliff*

*Truck falls*

Guard Guy: Alright, everyone back to work, I-

*camera pans down as the guards leave*

Winter: *is clinging to the side of the mountain*

Qibli: OH MY MOONS.

Winter: *climbs up*

Winter:......I......I did it.

Qibli: YOU LIVED!

Winter: I ESCAPED!

Qibli: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Winter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Winter: *runs away from the complex*

Qibli: YOU'RE PRESUMED DEAD! 

Qibli: I've never been so happy to see those words!

Winter: That's the second time in my life that has solved all my problems! Maybe I should fake my death more often.

Moon: Winter, no.

Winter: I do have a lot of problems....

Qibli/Moon: WINTER NO.

Rainkeeper: Congrats on mostly suriving Henry Stickmin's life.

Winter: I give the guy a lot of credit, he's tough.

Qibli: And...?

Winter: And what?

Qibli: I mean, I WAS the one who made all the choices to help you escape....

Winter: And all the ones that got me tortured and usually killed.

Qibli: Yeah but, ultimately, you won every game, soooo

Winter: If you're looking for a thank you, you're never going to get one.

Qibli:........

Qibli: I CAN TRY.

Winter: But hey, you were willing to let me die, sooo fist bump?

Qibli:.....*fist bumps Winter and then kisses him*

Winter: THIS IS NOT HOW THE BRO CODE WORKS!

Qibli: Screw you, yes it is.


Days later.....

Qibli/Moon/Lynx: *standing before Winter's grave, crying*

JW: *trying to comfort them*

Moon: I can't believe he's really gone.

Qibli: It was so sudden.

Lynx: Why do the good always die young?

Elsewhere:.....

Winter: *siting in a beach chair, sipping a fruit drink*

Winter: Oh yeah. This is the life.

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