Air: Nightflyer, I think you need to accept that you have a problem with hoarding notebooks.

Nightflyer: *camped out in a fortress built of notebooks*

Nightflyer:........Are you really the one to talk to me about having problems?

Air:....Well-

Nightflyer: Or are you forgetting what you did on Thursday when Supernatural came back and then you got into their Zoom watch party with like the whole cast?

Air:...........

Air: LOOK WE GOT A FULL HAPPY EPISODE WITH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION AND SAM GOING ON A DATE, OKAY? AND THEN JENSEN AND DANNEEL MADE OUT IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE IMPALA. I AM JUSTIFIED IN MY FREAKOUTS.

Nightflyer: *buying more notebooks from amazon*

Nightflyer: You have no right to judge me-

Air: WELL LEATHER NNOTEBOOKS ARE EXPENSIVE AND WE'RE NOT MADE OF MONEY!

Nightflyer: False. Money Steve is made out of money. *points to a statue of Minecraft Steve made entirely out of money*

Air: Why do we have a-

Kelp: *places Money Steve next to Tam's portrait*

Kelp: I thought he needed a friend.

Air:........

Nightflyer: *puts a notebook over his head and shrinks back into his fortress*

*players appear*

Winter: HOW MANY FUCKING HENRY STICKMIN GAMES ARE THERE!?!?!! We've been doing this dare for AGES!

Rainkeeper: Dude, chill-

Qibli: *starts laughing*

Rainkeeper: There's technically six, but we're only playing the first five, and you've already done 3. You're nearly done.

Kinkajou: Why aren't we playing the sixth one?

Joy: Because I said so.

Seashell: Because the dare only called for the first 5.

Air: Because too many of our fandoms are putting out fresh content for us to care about the sixth game.

Nightflyer: Because the games get progressively longer as you go on.

Kelp: Because Joy said so. 

Rainkeeper: Because we're LAZY AS FUCK.

Seashell: Now here *throws controller at Qibli and snaps talons*

Winter: *appears in the game*

Joy: Enjoy infiltrating the Airship.

Carnelian: Do we have to watch these gay losers play this?

Winter: I AM NOT-

Qibli: *mutes the game*

Winter: *is cut off*

Qibli: *gasp* 

Qibli: I COULD'VE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME!?!?!?

Kelp: The only 3 reasons we'll allow you to leave is if 1) you haven't seen the new Sanders Asides yet, 2) You desperately need to catch up on Unus Annus, or 3) You have to go babysit a cinnamon roll.

Carnelian: I have to watch Cliff.

Turtle: THERES A NEW SANDERS SIDES?!!?!?

Amber: I have like 65 more Unus Annus videos to watch, but I want to see Qibli mess with Winter more so I'll stay.

Moon: Only 65?? I HAVE OVER 200!

Amber: Wow, your binge game is weak.

Moon: No, it's called I have a life.

Amber: Do you? Do you REALLY?

Moon:.......

Seashell: Qibli just start playing.

Qibli: Okay *hits play*

Winter: *is recruited to infiltrate an airship to take down a gang of thieves known as the top hat clan*

Qibli: Oooo, we get a helper in this game! His name is Charlie.

Air: CHARLIE?

Nightflyer: CHARLIE?

Joy: CHALLENGE?

Charlie: How do you want me to bring you in?

Qibli: What's sticky hand?

Winter: Of course that's the one you pick.

Qibli: Fine jerkwad, I'll pick the grapple gun. *clicks it*

Winter: *is shot onto the airship, gets hit in the face but lives*

Winter: OW.

Qibli: Shut up, you deserved that. What's next?

Qibli: Oh.....Oh we gotta go with the joy buzzer.

Winter: *presses joy buzzer on a control panel*

*crashes the entire airship*

Qibli: OH THE DRAGON-MANITY!

Winter: Try again, genius.

Qibli: Why don't you just sit and WAIT.

Winter: What? But that's BORING! And I'm thirsty!

Qibli: *digitally gives him a glass of ice*

Qibli: Wait.

Winter: UGGGGHHHHHH

Winter: *waits, then slips in when someone's not looking*

Winter: Huh, that actually worked.

Qibli: All good things to those who wait.

Winter: Dude you're even more impatient than I am.

Qibli: Am not!

Winter: Do you not remember when we made cookies?

Qibli: They smelled so good! I wanted them!

Winter: YOU HAD TO LET THEM COOL FIRST.

Qibli: COOLING IS THE DUMBEST PART OF BAKING.

Winter: YOU BURNED YOUR TALONS.

Qibli: IT WAS WORTH IT! 

Winter: WHATEVER, WHERE AM I GOING?

Qibli: I don't know, through the vent?

Winter: *gets sucked into the vent and dumped out on a platform*

Winter: What even is my goal here? Am I killing someone? Stealing treasure?

Qibli: Uhhhh *looks the hosts for help*

Hosts: *shrugs*

Qibli: You don't know?

Kelp: Nope.

Joy: We're not familiar with the last couple Henry Stickmin games.

Air: We watched Markiplier play Fleeing the Complex, but not this one.

Nightflyer: all I know is that it's got like hundreds of choise so who knows.

Qibli:.......Let;'s just jump and see what happens.

Winter: *jumps and gets across*

Qibli: HA! SEE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

Winter: I think you're forgetting how many times I've died in these games-

Qibli: IF Henry Stickmin can do it, so can you!

Winter: I don't think-

Qibli: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE WEAKER THAN A STICK FIGURE, WINTER? A STICK FIGURE???

Winter:.......Bring it on.

Qibli: Good cause we're using wizard magic. I have to.

Winter: *freezes himself*

Qibli: That....makes....sense...

Qibli: What about the paperizer?

Winter: *is flattened into a piece of paper, slips under the door and pops back up in the treasure room*

Winter: THIS IS SO NOT POSSIBLE-

Qibli: That's your problem Winter, you have no faith.

Air: *remembers a Destiel meme with that line and starts giggling*

Winter: Well what now?

Qibli: What's a shrink and grow? *clicks it*

Winter: *shrinks a giant gem and walks out*

Winter: *sets off an alarm and all hell breaks loose*

Charlie: *sends in reinforcements that start taking downt he airship*

Top Hat Clan: *fighting back*

Winter: *somehow ends up on clinging to a side of the airship*

Winter: CHOOSE SOMETHING PLEASE.

Qibli: Uh uh- POWER ARMOUR!

Winter: *puts on power armor and charges into one of the engines*

Winter: *takes down the airship but survives the fall like a badass*

Qibli: Wow...

*Top Hat Clan and guys start fighting*

Winter: *crouches behind a rock with the giant ruby*

Winter: Qibli???? WHAT NOW???

*scene cuts to a guard named Wilson*

Wilson: Go, I know how to handle this. *opens a drawer*

Qibli: How am I supposed to know what any of these mean??

Qibli: *clicks the prototype one*

*guys in badass gear fly in and take out nearly everyone*

Badass gear guy: *stops to pee*

Winter: *steals the gear and ends up in a faceoff with Charlie's boss*

Winter: Oh no.......

Qibli: Oh I can't watch *covers his face*

Boss:.......Let him go.

Charlie: What?

Winter: What?

Qibli: WHAT?

Boss: He's not worth it.

Winter: *flys off with the ruby*

Qibli: WE WON?

Winter: WE WOOOOONNNNNN!!!

Qibli: YOU'RE A PURE BLOODED THEIF, JUST LIKE MEEEE!

Winter: HAHAHAHA!!!!

Winter: *returns and high fives Qibli*

Seashell: See? Truth or Dare can be fun!

Qibli:........

Winter:.........

Winter: *shoots Seashell in the face*