Nightflyer: *stressed and screaming and frantically typing*

Joy: What the hell-

Nightflyer: I HAVE A 25 SLIDE PRESENTATION DUE TOMORROW AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DUE THEN BECAUSE THE ASSIGNMENT WAS UNCLEAR SO I'M DOING IT ALL NOW AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Joy: The assignment was unclear?

Nightflyer: YEAH-

Joy: *sends a two second email to the teacher asking if it's due tomorrow*

*5 minutes later*

Teacher: Oh god- no.

Joy:........

Nightflyer: *still stress typing*

Joy:.....If I don't tell him, he'll be pissed. If I tell him, he might have a stroke.

Joy:......Decisions, decisions.

*players appear*

Air: One of our ships just broke up :(

Winter: Did.... Did you really just say colon parenthesis?

Moon: Real life or fandom ship?

Nightflyer: Real life. *starts crying*

Air: Nightflyer shipped it more than any of us*

Nightflyer: THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL.

Amber: Well, not every relationship works out, right Turtle?

Turtle:..... Please don't remind me.

Nightflyer: It's just SAD because she asked if he loved her, and he said he didn't know!

Nightflyer:  THIS IS WHY I DON'T READ ANGST! *flips a table*

Air: I'll go get the blankets for a sad burrito.

Nightflyer: Thank you.

Rainkeeper: *tosses Qibli a controller*

Qibli: *gets hit in the face with it, then catches it*

Rainkeeper: I think you know what to do by now. Enjoy Stealing the Diamond.

Qibli: Wooooah that's a big diamond.

Winter: *appears outside a museum at night*

Qibli: Well, obviously we should sneak in.

Qibli: So many choices! Do the games just get bigger as we go along?

Kelp: I believe so, yes.

Carnelian: More opportunities to murder Winter? Beautiful.

Qibli: Let's start with the Pick.

Moon: Why? Is it because of minecraft pickaxes?

Qibli: No, it's because Pick is one letter away from being Prick, and that's what Winter is.

Winter: FUCK YOU TOO, QIBLI.

Qibli: Awww, I love you too sugarbear.

Winter: SHUT UP.

Qibli: *gasps* He said shut up to me! *clicks pick*

Winter: *starting mining through the wall*

*creeper shows up behind him*

Winter: Son of a-

*creeper explodes*

*wall is destroyed*

Winter: What? THAT DIDN'T KILL ME?

Qibli: What? THAT DIDN'T KILL HIM?

Guards: *chatting*

Winter: QIBLI PICK SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE TALKING FOREVER!

Qibli: Uh uh- GUN!

Winter: *grabs gun, jumps in front of the guards and fires*

*nothing happens*

Winter: You dumbass.

Carnelian: *laughing* LOOK AT HIS FAAACE!

Qibli: Let's try that again. *hits the plane*

Winter: *throws model plane, knocks out one guard, the other runs into a pole*

Winter: That worked?

Qibli: Of course it worked! It's HENRY STICKMIN!!!

Winter:....Just because you have a point DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT!

Qibli: I'm pretty sure that means I'm COMPLETELY RIGHT!

Winter: *gets around the guard, stop just outside of the room with the diamond cause there's guards*

Qibli: Ooo Pokeball-

Kinkajou: NO! SUPER MUSHROOM!!!

Qibli: What? But-

Kinkajou: SUPER MUSHROOM!!!!!!!

Qibli: I'm gonna pick the pokeball-

Kinkajou: PICK THE SUPER MUSHROOM OR I'LL SCREAM!

Qibli: What-

Turtle: Just do it.

Moon: IT's safer.

Qibli: N-

Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Carnelian: QIBLI JUST PICK THE MUSHROOM.

Qibli: It's supposed to be MY CHOICE!

Amber: mOOOOOOOOOOM-

Moon: NOW LOOK, YOU'VE MADE YOUR SISTER UPSET, JUST EAT THE MUSHROOM, QIBLI!

Qibli: But I DON'T LIKE MUSHROOMS!

Turtle: Well sonny, if you don't eat your vegetables-

Qibli: Don't call me sonny, I'm not your son! YOU'RE MY SON.

Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Carnelian: Would somebody SHUT HER UP?

Joy: No. *eats kettle corn*

Seashell: Was that the last two bags of kettle corn in the shop?

Joy: Yes.

Seashell: And you bought both?

Joy: Yes.

Seashell: What if somebody else wanted to buy one?

Joy: Too bad.

Seashell: But-

Joy: *throws handful of kettle corn at Seashell*

Seashell: *eats it*

Seashell:......I won't bug you about this if you share.

Joy: Why do you think I bought 2 bags?

Winter: Oh for the love of- *eats the mushroom, grows super big*

Qibli: Oh.

Kinkajou: THANK YOU.

Winter: *stomps into the room, grabs the diamond, chaos reigns*

*Elsewhere, in the Center for Chaos Containment*

Guy: Sir? I'm getting chaos readings of 10.6 at the museum.

Sir: Just press one of those buttons, I'll let you handle it.

Qibli: Nuke, that's not a good idea. Satellite probably won't end well... Divide by zero? What's THAT doing here? *clicks it*

*calculator drops in front of Winter*

Winter: *picks it up, watches as a metal arm pops out and types 1337 divided by 0 and hits enter*

*world starts shaking and caves into itself*

Winter: *is sucked into a black hole*

Qibli: WHAT THE-

Amber: How does that even happen????

Carnelian: It's obvious. You can't divide by zero.

Turtle: But why?

Joy: Let me give you an example.

Joy: If you zero cookies and you split them evenly amongst zero friends. You can't do it. And cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.

Turtle:....YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN, YOU KNOW!

Qibli: Alright, I'm gonna try this weird gear one, and THEN THAT'S IT. *clicks the gear*

*giants robot crash lands in the museum and starts destroying everything*

Winter: *glances between the diamond and the exit*

Winter:.......Yeah, hell no, I'm not dying for a diamond the hosts won't let me keep. *runs out the door and sprints away from the museum*

*loud crash, the diamond lands next to Winter*

Winter:........

Qibli:.........

Winter: HELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

Qibli: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carnelian: I don't know why you're cheering, Qibli. You suck at these games.

Winter: *runs in with the diamond and smashes it over Carnelian's head*

Amber: *screams*

Winter: HELL YEAH!

Qibli/Winter: *high five*

Qibli: *kisses Winter*

Winter: *punches Qibli and keeps cheering*

Air: Ah, Qinter.

Rainkeeper: You're right, though, you're not keeping the diamond.

Winter: Then who is?

Kelp: Isn't it obvious?

Joy: *cleans Carnelian's blood off the diamond and sets it in front of Tam's shrine*

Hosts: *salute the portrait*

JW:.........

Moon: You are so weird.