A/N: WATCH THE VIDEO IT'S HILARIOUS^

Air: *walks in proudly and dramatically holds up a certificate*

Air: DON'T LET ANYONE EVER SAY I'M NOT SMART.

Nightflyer: What is that?

Air: THIS, *shows of certificate* IS MY DOCTORATE OF GISHOLOGY.

Joy: The hell-

Rainkeeper: They gave you a Doctorate degree?

Air: YES.

Air: And because I have it, I am legally allowed to host socially distanced dance parties in the DMV on Tuesday afternoons.

Air: Be there or be square.

Kelp: There's no way-

Air: *pulls out offical GISHOLOGY email*

Kelp:.......Well, I know when I'm wrong. I'll see you at the dance party.

Air: Indeed you will.

Kelp: And I will bring my new episode of Badly Drawn Comics

Joy: Beautiful.

Kelp: I'll be famous one day.

Joy: You already are.

Kelp: I'll be MORE Famous one day.

*players appear*

Moon: DEAR EVAN HANSEN IS GETTING A MOVIE?

Seashell: You didn't know that-

Nightflyer: YEAH AND BEN PLATT IS GONNA BE IN IT!

Moon: YES! 

Nightflyer: Today is a good day for musicals.

Air: We did a try not to sing challenge, and he struggled but made it through Season of Love from Rent without singing, and then the second Dear Evan Hansen started, he lost.

Nightflyer: You can't talk, we did one for classic rock and you lost before music even started.

Air: IT WAS THE OPENING FOR CRAZY TRAIN, NIGHTFLYER.

Nightflyer: All he did was LAUGH.

Air: HOW DO YOU NOT LAUGH WITH HIM? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Air: BLAME OZZY, NOT ME!

Joy: Trust me, we can blame a lot of things on Ozzy if we really wanted to.

Rainkeeper: Would yall shush, cause today is not about music.

Seashell: Sad.

Rainkeeper: Today is about VIDEO GAMES!

Turtle: *gasps* MINECRAFT??

Rainkeeper: NO! BETTER!

Kelp: Henry Stickman.

All: *gasps*

Joy: It's almost insulting that we have made it this long and haven't referenced those games until now.

Nightflyer: What do you mean, almost? It IS insulting!

Kinkajou: Do we get to play the diamond one???

Air: Not yet!

Kelp: Actually, we're going to drop Winter into the game as Henry Stickman, and Qibli is going to select the choices!

Winter: So....if he picks wrong and Henry dies, I die.

Kelp: Yes.

Joy: And we're gonna do ALL 5 GAMES. One per chapter!

Rainkeeper: Starting with the first one. Breaking the Bank.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Winter appears in the game*

Winter: Oh no.

Air: For those of you unfamiliar with these games, here's jacksepticeye playing it!

https://youtu.be/CtRRXN1pzOs

Joy: Infiltrating the Airship is in here too, but you can just ignore that.

Nightflyer: Alright Qibli, here's the controls. Have fun!

Qibli: Sweet.

Qibli: Oh, we gotta go with explosion. *clicks it*

Winter: *puts TNT against the wall, hides behind a rock and hits the plunger*

*Nothing happens*

Winter: What? *walks over to the TNT*

*EXPLOSION*

Qibli: Oohhhhh *bursts out laughing*

Qibli: Oh I love this game already!

Joy: Try again.

Qibli: Let's go with.... tunnel! Tunnels always work! *clicks it*

Winter: *gets a shovel and tunnels down*

Winter: *falls onto train tracks*

Winter: What the-

*train noises*

Winter: Oh no.

Air: I like trains.

Qibli: *howling with laughter*

JW: *laughing*

Moon: We shouldn't laugh at his pain!

Carnelian: If you don't want people to laugh at your misfortune, then don't make it so funny!

Qibli: Okay, let's try the wrecking ball!

Winter: *drives up to the bank in a wrecking ball*

Winter: *swings the ball forward*

Winter: Yesssss

*Wrecking ball spins around in a circle*

Qibli: Well, he came in like a wrecking ball, and he went out like one too.

Kinkajou: *dying*

Qibli: Amber, you pick the next one. Teleporter, Laser drill, or Disguise?

Amber: Ooooo, teleporter!

Qibli: Sounds promising! *clicks it*

Winter: *fiddles with a teleporting device*

Winter: *zaps away*

Winter: *gets stuck in  the wall*

Winter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Amber: Worth it.

Qibli: Totally worth it.

Qibli: *clicks laser drill*

Winter: *clicks on laser drill*

Laser: *cuts a hole out of the wall*

Winter: Now we're talking. Absolutely nothing can go wrong on this o-

*cut piece of wall crushes him*

Qibli: *laughing* Do any of these even work?

Kelp: There's only one left.

Qibli: Alright, but let's do the TNT one again first, that was funny.

Moon: QIBLI!

Qibli: WHAT? It's not every day I get to torture Winter with no consequences!

Qibli: There are no consequences, right?

Joy: Nope.

Qibli: YES! *hits TNT*

Winter: *explodes again*

Qibli: HAHAHAHAHHA

Qibli: Alright, we'll try disguise this time. *hits it*

Winter: *crawls into a money sack and lays on the side of the road*

Turtle: How did he tie the bag on the outside if he's inside-

Amber: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't question the logic of Henry Stickmin

Bank truck: *screeches to a halt next to Winter*

Guard A: How did we miss one?

Guard B: I don't know, better throw it in, just to be safe.

Guards: *throw Winter into the back of the truck*

Winter: Piece of cake.

Guards: *move Winter and the other money bags into the vault of the bank and leave*

Winter: *crawl out of the bag*

Winter: Sweet, I'm in the vault! *pumps fist in the air*

Winter: *sets off security alarm*

*Vault flies open and Guards surround him*

Guard: FREEZE!

Winter: Well shit.

Winter: *gets arrested*

Qibli: I thought that was supposed to win the game!

Nightflyer: It did!

Qibli: But Winter went to jail!

Joy: Yep!

Air: And that'll bring you to the next game! 

Qibli: Oh....I thought there'd be more choices.

Rainkeeper: Well, this is only the first game. They get bigger as they go on.

Qibli: So you mean there's even MORE opportunities to kill Winter?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Qibli: YESSS!!!!

Winter: QIBLI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN THIS IS OVER.

Qibli: WORTH IT!